Morning Mirror Edition 248 - 18/7/2007



Vic Falls July 2007


In this edition

Smalls



Memo from God To Zimbabwe.




MEMO FROM GOD TO ZIMBABWE

I am GOD. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do NOT need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for GOD to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in MY time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now. Think of the glorious winter days, the fact that we do not spend hours travelling to and from work every day (Sorry Harare !) Think of the friends you have, the leisure time you are privileged to have.

Should you turn on your tap today and yet again there is no water, think of the women in the rural areas who walk many miles daily with a single bucket of water on their heads, which must last the family the entire day.

Should you turn on a light switch today, and there is no electricity, think of the countless folk who have never even seen a light bulb, and whose activities must end at dusk.

If you find yourself stuck in a fuel queue, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unreachable privilege.

Should you pass by a butchery seeking meat, think of the countless people in the world who might not even have a meal today, let along eat a little meat.

Should you have to queue for a loaf of bread today, do your "keep fit" exercises quietly in the line and think of the man whose closest store is thirty km away.

Should you have a bad day at work; should the Price Police visit you and make life hell, Think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you walk to the chemist to find that your medicine is not available or is now right out of your price range, think of the person who is dying as we speak, and has never even been able to get to a doctor let alone a pharmacy.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new grey hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking, "What is my purpose?" Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, greed, ignorance and vicious words due to smallness and self-insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

ADAPTED FROM ANON.




CONGRATULATIONS

Please post a note of congratulations in your next edition for Don & Sheila Mc Kenzie on becoming grandparents (2nd time) and to Harry Walker on becoming a great-grandfather.

Lillie Faye Buckley was born on 20th July in Reading. Jon.Buckley@ yellgroup. com


CONDOLENCES

With Deepest Sympathy to the families of the following




SYMPATHY MESSAGES


MIKE GEORGE.

Dearly loved husband of Liz, father of Megan, Gwynneth, father-in-law of Stuart and Yossi, grandfather of Janis, Lenny and Kameya. Died suddenly but peacefully on 11th July. Gone Home.

BOB AVELEY - Passed away peacefully on 11th July in Cape Town after a brief traumatic illness. He was a force to be reckoned with, who left his mark on all who knew him. His passing will leave a huge void in so many places. There will be a memorial service in Bulawayo at a date to be announced.

Condolences

Nellie Visser. A wonderful, loving mother and grandmother passed away on 11 July 2007, with her two children by her bed in Mater Dei. To Anton, Lundi and Family, our deepest sympathy to you, may the hand of God be over you now, protecting you and comforting you in this sad time. Love, thoughts and prayers are with you.

Allan, Cheryl and Talana Gregory.

Averley Bob. In life you can count your friends on one hand. Bob was a good friend. Thank you Bob.

Gavin Bev & Angus Mackay.

CONDOLENCE

Patrick James MELLIN, formerly of Bulawayo (NRZ and ZESA), passed away suddenly but peacefully at home in Durban, South Africa, on Thursday 5th July, 2007, two weeks before his 79th birthday. Beloved father of Amanda, Sybil, Patrick and Mark; father-in-law of Andy and Julie; Oupa of Tracey & Tristan Rudman; Robyn Wilder (nee Rudman), Quintin & Simone McCutcheon, Chevonne & Patrick Mellin and Lianne & Adam Mellin. Deeply missed by the whole family. Now reunited with Cecilia his wife of 50 years who passed away on 5th June, 2005.



MIKE GEORGE - DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO LIZ GEORGE FROM ALL AT GIRLS COLLEGE


TIDBITS


On a lighter note...

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a World Bank Economist are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Englishman. "They must be English!" "Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They are both naked and beautiful. They must be French!" "You are both wrong," says the World Bank economist. "They have no clothes and no shelter. They have only an apple to eat and they're being told they're in Paradise. Clearly, they're Zimbabweans! "


HOW TO SURVIVE Right - here's my first suggestion:- Now that winter is here, it is the ideal time to buy/ grow veggies. So, before the price goes out of all reckoning, suggest to people that they buy up as many veggies that can, which could be turned into de-hydrated as possible. Immediately what comes to mind:- cabbages, caulies, beans, peas, butternut and the likes, carrots, onions and yes, tomatoes. All these can be done, if cut into thin slices and left to dry naturally., it goes quicker if a fan blows on them, but they must be turned every now and again.


It is gratitude that enables us to receive and it is gratitude that motivates us to return the goodness that we have been given. In short, it is gratitude that enables us to be fully human. --Robert A. Emmons




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