Morning Mirror Edition 241 - 27/5/2007




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ZIMBABWE JAILS V PARIS HILTON IN JAIL




ZIMBABWE JAILS COMPARED TO PARIS HILTON IN JAIL...

The media over the past few weeks in many parts of the world, has been totally obsessed with wealthy playgirl Paris Hilton and her impending jail sentence.... "poor little Rich Girl".... Such nightmares await her in her 45 day (now reduced to 20 odd days) confinement away from the Highlife...

Photographs of her impending jail cell show a neat, pristine, although small space with a double bunk bed sporting a substantial padded mattress, air conditioning and a sparkling clean toilet.

Poor Paris will however not be allowed to wear makeup ...horrors of all horrors.... no hair extensions are allowed...ghastly thought .. She will be in an orange jump-suit and her cell phone, her crystal-encrusted trademark, will be banned as well. But not being able to text and talk with her celebrity friends will be the least of Hilton's worries.

"She's going to be assigned a two-person cell, Hilton, like all inmates, would be confined to her quarters 23 hours a day. She will be allowed out of her cell once a day for an hour to shower, stretch her legs, use the telephone or watch television in a jail-house day room according to reports.

Hilton's cellmate, if she gets one, will be another individual serving time for a serious driving infraction or other non-violent offence.

Paris will get three meals a day, all taken in her cell, but like the jail's furnishings, nothing fancy - cereal or yoghurt with fruit for breakfast, a sandwich or hamburger for lunch, and a hot meal such as chicken for dinner!

The jail's schedule also will make it hard for Hilton to keep the late hours she is accustomed to. Breakfast is served between 6am and 7.30am, and lights are turned out at 10pm. Hilton landed in hot water for driving her car without a valid license earlier this year while on probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving offence. County officials stressed that Paris Hilton will be equipped with protection when she enters jail. The hotel heiress will be provided a panic button to alert jail guards if she feels threatened by her fellow prison inmates.

Most educated people are just shaking their heads at all the hype, she did after all break the law, and that's what counts in civilised countries.

We Women of Zimbabwe are shaking our heads in disgust at what the poor lass has ahead of her, someone should come to Zimbabwe and interview one of our Gallant Woza women and ask them what life in a Zimbabwe jail entails.

Jeni, Magodonga, Abigail and hundreds of our brave WOZA women have spent countless days and nights in jails ... and for reasons totally different to those of Miss Hilton. Dare to stage a peaceful Valentines day march, handing out roses and kind words. Dare to sit peacefully in front of an office protesting quietly and without any violence, praying against horrifying human rights abuses in Zimbabwe.

Show one inch of spunk and the Zimbabwe Government gets into a panic, sends in its police and riot troops, and our women, babies, mothers and grandmothers are badly beaten and thrown into jail without any recourse to legal representation, without food and water and without doubt into the filthiest jail conditions the world over. I quote a reporter from the London Times who dared to fall foul of the authorities.

" After five days in a concrete and iron-bar tank, with no food and only a few sips of water, my skin was flaking and my clothes were slipping off. A prison blanket had given me lice. The water I had palmed from a rusty tap in the shower had given me diarrhoea. Under a 24-hour strip light, I hadn't slept more than a few minutes at a time. And I stank. So many men had passed through Cell 6 that they had left their smell on the walls, and while I was making my own stink, the walls were also passing theirs onto me."

The journalist was one of the lucky Zimbabwean prisoners, he had a cell to himself, most Zimbabwean detainees are not so lucky. They are usually crowded into cells where there is standing room only, where if one needs to lie down the rest must stand. Where the latrine is overflowing onto the floor ....... where there are no blankets, where there is no food, edible or inedible.

Its June in Zimbabwe and our temperatures can get below freezing at night .... but then i suppose when there are forty of you in a cell meant for two, cold is not an issue !

Sadly the world has its priorities all wrong.......




CONGRATULATIONS

We are thrilled to announce to

Timothy and Eloise (nee Fourie) Leher ,a baby girl,Sophia Naledi ,on 24th April in Cape Town South Africa.

and to Simon and Hayley( nee Lewis ) Leher, a baby boy, Joshua Max on 22nd May ,in the UK .

A double joy for Grandparents Myles and Penny Leher.


CONDOLENCES

With Deepest Sympathy to the families of the following




SYMPATHY MESSAGES


CONDOLENCES
Roberts - Joseph. Much loved husband of Lucy, father of Joe and Patsy, grandfather of Sean, Trish, Tracey, Denise and Alan, great grandfather of Ross, Kane, Scot, Matthew and Eve. Passed away in Wales on Sunday the 6th of May 2007. He will be greatly missed.
Family can be contacted on trishandcolt@ hotmail.com



Betty Cloete - Berkowitz (nee Kruger)
- passed away peacefully 14 May 2007 aged 90 in South Africa. God has extinguished a light here on earth but a new dawn has risen safe in the arms of Jesus. What a wonderful Wife, Mom, Ouma, great Ouma and Great Great Ouma - a true lady, who will be incredibly missed by all who loved her so.
email: midwell@telkomsa. net . Funeral was in Middleburg Tvl, SA on Monday 21 May. From: "B. Boshoff"

It is with great sadness we learnt of the passing of Barry Ball, ex Chief Warden - Department of National Parks and Wildlife Management.
Trusted friend, colleague and mentor to so many. Your values, integrity and love for the bush were something we all aspired to, sadly the finality of your death closes another chapter in history of the Department that you and others of your stature built. On behalf of all Dagaboys I say farewell - Hamba kuhle dear friend Our condolences and deepest sympathies go to Mary, Barry's beloved wife and their family, you are in our thoughts and prayers, we share your grief.
Mike Bromwich on behalf of all Dagaboys

Ruth DARBY (ex Hazelwood Rd., Rowena, Byo)
passed away peacefully in her home in England on 17/04/07 at the age of 86. Ruth is survived by her 2 remaining daughters, Pam & Norma, & by her grandchildren Hayley & Tammy Nel, Christopher & Alan Rogers, Brent & Ronêlle Ferguson, as well as her 3 great grandchildren, Vaughan, Joanne & Joelene. Ruth used to be very involved with the Brownie & Guide movements in Sauerstown & North End, during the 60's & her late husband, John, was a driver on RR before retiring from the footplate to become a loco instructor in Raylton. After his retirement, they were keen bowlers at the Raylton Club before finally selling up & moving to the UK in '83.

She will be sadly missed by her family & all the people who grew to love her in Braintree, Essex.

Many thanks, Mags.
Pam Graves

Williams Richard Thomas Glyndwr
passed away on Sunday May the 13th 2007 at St Andrews Nursing Home in Ballina Australia
Much loved father of William and Jane, husband of Shirley ( deceased ) and grandfather of Jeremy, Nicholas and Georgia.



MR DENNIS SHERRINGHAM - Our deepest sympathy to Mary and Family on your sudden loss - Inky

JANE MAXWELL-LOGAN - A battle bravely fought, at last no more pain - Rest in Peace - Deepest sympathy to the family and Jackie - Inky


TIDBITS



Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
--Maria Robinson


Inspiration of the Day:
Four members of the United States House of Representatives have taken on a unique challenge: before deciding whether a proposed increase in the Food Stamp budget is necessary, they will try living like Food Stamp recipients themselves, the Washington Post reported. They have pledged only to eat what they can buy with $21 for a week, that amount being the average amount received by persons in the Food Stamp Program.


If you suffer, it is not because things are impermanent. It is because you believe things are permanent.
--Thich Nhat Hanh




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