Morning Mirror Edition 125 - 15/ 2/ 2005



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A VALENTINE DAY GIGGLE


I sent Heehoo a Valentines card this year, written in pencil, so I can use it again next year !! After all it cost me ten thousand dollars for goodness sake !!

Like most men, Heehoo has never been the most romantic fellow !! In fact I think he is even Romantically Challenged !! Romantically Dysfunctional to put it in politically correct terms.... He could be called a "Netaholic" rather than a Romantic I suppose !! And I am sure he did not even notice his card and envelope were written in pencil !!

But I love him dearly just the same.
Regardless of what a romantic is, we know that Valentine's Day celebrates the tradition of Love. Find your own unique way to show it! What works for one may not work for another. How about sending your very own Heehoo this tender love poem.....

A Plain Old Kiss
Some people need a peck or two;
For others a simple smooch will do;
Too many, a graze will stimulate;
A few may want to osculate.
And then, there are those who need a smack;
For flowery words they have a knack.
But all I want from you is bliss,
Which you can give me with a plain, old kiss!
Or if that is too long how about this one?
"What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime."
And if you wish to know what "osculate" means !! Look in the dictionary, after all, I had to !! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!


From the unbelievable chaos of the Tsunami disaster comes an incredible tale from Jim France of the Pavilion Hotel Group in Bangkok.

ack:-http://africanherd.com/index.php At a resort on Phuket, one of the most popular attractions is (was) elephant rides. As many as eight people on one elephant, first into the surrounding forest, then down to the beach, to lunch at a freshwater lagoon, then back to the hotel. The elephants (nine) were kept chained to in-ground posts, not because they needed to be, but because it made the mothers feel better because their children seemed safe from tromping when feeding the beasts.

About twenty minutes before the first wave hit, the elephants became extremely agitated and unruly. Four had just returned from a trip and their handler's had not yet chained them. They helped the other five tear free from their chains. They all then climbed a hill and started bellowing. Many people followed them up the hill. Then the waves hit. After the waves subsided, the elephants charged down from the hill, and started picking up children with their trunks and running them back up the hill; when all the children were taken care of, they started helping the adults. They rescued forty-two people. Then, they returned to the beach and carried up four dead bodies, one of a child.

Not until the task was done would they allow their handler's to mount them. Then with handlers atop, they began moving wreckage.

CONGRATULATIONS



CONGRATULATIONS
Mike & Sylvia Glenshaw are delighted to announce the birth of their second grandson, Alexander James, born on 3rd February 2005 in Aberdeen, Scotland. Congratulations Shireen and Mike. Connor got his wish - a little brother. God bless you all.

CONDOLENCES

With Deepest Sympathy to the families of the following



SYMPATHY MESSAGES


CONDOLENCES
STUART DICK, BELOVED HUSBAND OF TANIA, FATHER OF SARAH, FORMERLY OF ZIMBABWE DIED IN PERTH, DEEPST SYMPATHY FROM ALL AT ACOL CHEMICAL
email for Tania - omnichem@bigpond.net.au

TIDBITS


Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever


Somebody smiled at me today
Somebodys face was kind
Its surprising how good a smile can be
It leaves all the dark clouds behind.
Somebody winked at me today
Me! and Im well over fifty
It's surprising how good a wink can be
When youre down and not feeling too nifty
Somebody laughed with me today
Laughed with the eyes of a child
Its surprising how good the day became
All because somebody smiled.


God has given me another day - I think I'll go fishing


"With faith, there are no questions,
Without faith, there are no answers."



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