Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes
out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool
who said "Quit while you're ahead?"
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
If you love someone, tell them, cause if you don't, they're going to
look elsewhere.
Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Whenever I feel blue ....I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a barbecue?
SW Radio Africa
In Zimbabwe, tune in to the short-wave broadcast at 4880 KHz in the
60m band. Outside the broadcast area, listen over the internet at
www.swradioafrica.com . Broadcasts are between 6pm and 9pm Zimbabwe
time daily.
VOA Studio 7
In Zimbabwe, tune in to the short-wave broadcast at 13600 KHz and 17895
KHz, and at 909 AM. Outside the broadcast area, listen over the
internet at www.voanews.com . Broadcasts are between 7pm and 8pm
Zimbabwe time, Monday to Friday
MARAIS : To Suzie (nee Oosthuizen) and Craig, a baby boy, Joshua Morgan, on 02 August 2004 in Gaborone. New brother for Megan and Adrian. All well.
BIRTHS :
DOLLAR. PERRY AND SHARNEL. A DAUGHTER OLIVIA GRACE. BORN...... BRISBANE AUSTRALIA
PAT & MAUREEN HIGGINS ARE DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE ARRIVAL OF OUR FIRST GRAND-DAUGHTER, 'SINEAD HIGGINS'. BORN IN THE AVENUES CLINIC HARARE, ON THURSDAY 5 AUGUST 2004. A SISTER AND PLAY-MATE (she'd better be a toughie!) FOR CONOR CONGRATULATIONS KEVIN & CAROL AND MAY WE WISH YOU MANY MORE?
Peruse, Bridget Colleen. Passed away in Bournemouth, UK on the 29th July 2004 after losing her
battle with cancer. Our thoughts and prayers are with Paul.
David, Sheena & Laura Liddell
LUBA TREGER Dearly beloved Mother of Ruvyn, Pauline, Urvyn & Fay
grandmother of Malcolm, Natalie, Debbie, David & JacquieMay
great grandmother of Alison, Mathew & Daniella, Hannah & Abigail,
Gabriella & Jordan passed away peacefully on July 27th after a short illness.
She was an inspiration and a tower of strength to us all.
MHDSRIP.
BOB DRYSDALE.
IVAN STUHARDT
Brother in law of Charles and Lorna Stirling and Anne Stirling. A
gentle carer and husband of Leslie. Died suddenly on Saturday 7th August, 2004. Mourned by all the respective families, children and grandchildren.
name: Legend
email: legend_clap_clap@hotmail.com
I was so happy when i stumbled across this site. In the condolences
section you mention Jack Jacobs...he was my grandfather. My mother is
Enid Jacobs. I now live in Australia and i barely had the chance to get
to know any of my african relatives. Do you know anything of my family?
Did you know my grandfather personally? Are you in contact with Rose,
shaun and sharon? Any information you have would be excellent as i do
not hear from them often and i am interested in learning anything you
know about the jacobs family. You help will be much appreciated.
Thankyou kindly for your time and i eagerly await your reply.
As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone
love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
National Girlfriend Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
And to the Drinking Club with the Bridge Problem.... You go girls !!
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