MORNING MIRROR EDITION 90 27 APRIL 2004


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1 THINKING OF LEAVING ? WELL THINK AGAIN.....

2 SMALLS

3 THOUGHTS FROM ABROAD

4 CONGRATULATIONS

5 CONDOLENCES

6 TIDBITS

THINKING OF LEAVING / WELL THINK AGAIN.....

ERMA BROMBEC ONCE SAID "MY SECOND FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE IS IRONING.
MY FIRST BEING , HITTING MY HEAD ON THE TOP BUNK BED UNTIL I FAINT"

WELL EMMA MY DEAR HAVING SPENT THE LAST THREE WEEKS COOKING, CLEANING
AND IRONING, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL !!

IF I EVER EVER FEEL LIKE LEAVING ZIMBABWE AND HEADING FOR "GREENER
PASTURES" PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME OF EXACTLY WHAT EMMA BROMBECK
SAID..... BECAUSE HAVING BEEN THERE, DONE THAT,

TRUST ME, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME....

THERE ARE SEVEN GOLDEN RULES FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK LEAVING ZIMBABWE WILL
BE A CINCH

RULE NUMBER ONE...BE QUITE SURE THAT YOU ARE WEALTHY ENOUGH TO BE ABLE
TO BUY LOTS OF PAIRS OF TRACK SHOES...COS WHEN THEY GET DIRTY YOU NEED
TO BE ABLE TO THROW THEM AWAY...

ITS AS EASY AS THAT. HAVING DUG THE GARDEN WITH FAVOURITE BROTHER IN
LAW AND HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED, IN THAT HIDEOUS TEXAS CLAY THAT COULD BE
MARKETED AS A BONDING AGENT TO KEEP NASA IN GLUE, I HAVE LEARNT THAT
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOOD PLACE FOR DIRTY TRACK SHOES...IN THE TRASH CAN.

RULE NUMBER TWO....IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MAGICAL THE FEEL OF PERCALE
SHEETS IS...DON'T TOUCH THEM WITH A BARGE POLE.....

IRONING PERCALE SHEETS IS DEFINITELY LIKE BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST
THE TOP BUNK....THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE FOR THEM, AS NICE AS THEY FEEL
AGAINST YOUR SKIN...AND THATS IN THE TRASH CAN ALONG WITH THE TRACK
SHOES....YOU MUST MAKE SURE YOU BUY A HIGH POLY COTTON CONTENT THAT
GOES IN THE TUMBLE DRYER LOOKING LIKE NEW AND COMES OUT OF THE TUMBLE
DRYER LOOKING LIKE NEW. CREASE- FREE AND FRAGRANT...

RULE NUMBER TWO A ...APOLOGISE TO YOUR PRECIOUS GOGO EVERY DAY FOR THE
YEARS OF NOT APPRECIATING HER MAGNIFICENT SHEET IRONING SKILLS

RULE NUMBER THREE...NO DOGS !!

OH NO ... ANIMAL LOVERS TRUST ME... UNLESS THERE IS A NEW INVENTION IN
THE PRECARIOUSLY NEAR FUTURE, WHICH WILL MAGIC AWAY DOGGIE DOO DOO
INSTANTLY BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND...NO DOGS....BIG ONES SMALL
ONES...CATS TOO...THERE IS NO POOPER SCOOPER IN THE WORLD BIG ENOUGH
FOR MY VICTORIA JANE (WHO IS A FABULOUS GIANT GREAT DANE AND I LOVE
HER DEARLY...BUT NO DOGS UNLESS YOU STAY IN ZIMBABWE)

RULE NUMBER FOUR .......THROW OUT ALL BLANKETS INSTANTLY IF YOU HAVE
TO MAKE YOUR OWN BED.... GET A DUVET, COMFORTER, EIDERDOWN, CALL IT
WHAT YOU WILL. PREFERABLY AN ALL- IN -ONE -COMFORTER BECAUSE IF YOU BUY
A DUVET WITH A DUVET COVER, IF ITS A KING SIZE BED, BE PREPARED TO HAVE
TO CLIMB INSIDE THE DUVET COVER DAILY TO GET IT NICE AND STRAIGHT.....

RULE NUMBER FIVE.... NEVER EVER MAKE A DATE WITH A WORKMAN..PLUMBER,
ELECTRICIAN, BUILDER... THEY ALL LIE...THEY NEVER COME ON TIME...SOME
TIMES THEY NEVER COME AT ALL.....MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE AT
HOME FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK OTHERWISE YOU WILL GET MAJORLY IRRITATED
WAITING FOR THEM. IF THEY SAY THEY WILL BE THERE IN AN HOUR...TAKE NO
NOTICE.....THEY ARE INVETERATE LIARS...DO NOT TRUST THEM OR YOUR FAITH
IN HUMANITY WILL BE DESTROYED FOREVER

RULE NUMBER SIX....THE DREADED LOO...NEVER ADMIT RESPONSIBILITY FOR
CLEANING THE LOO...

AND THEN MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EVERY CONCEIVABLE APPLIANCE EVER INVENTED
TO KEEP THE LOO CLEAN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO DO IT YOURSELF...THERE ARE
AMAZING GIZMOS, GADGETS, AIR FRESHENERS, AUTOMATIC LOO CLEANERS...THAT
WILL DO THE JOB FOR YOU...TO A CERTAIN EXTENT I AM AFRAID BUT NOT THE
WHOLE TOOTIE UNFORTUNATELY....

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF GOING TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD...START
COLLECTING PLASTIC BAGS NOW....THEY DON'T HAVE A PLETHORA OF THEM ANY
MORE LIKE WE DO...GONE GREEN...I BELIEVE...SO YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR ZIM
PLASTIC BAGS WITH YOU...ONE THING WE HAVE PLENTY OF IN THIS COUNTRY IT
WOULD APPEAR.

RULE NUMBER SIX....COOKING IS IMPORTANT...BUT YOU GOTTA CLEAN UP
AFTERWARDS...SO OUT MUST GO YOUR LINEN TABLECLOTHES, YOUR ZEBRA PLACE
MATS, YOUR BEAUTIFULLY EMBROIDERED NAPKINS....GET RID OF YOUR
CRYSTAL...TRASH YOUR BEST CHINA.....ITS EITHER YOUR SANITY OR YOUR
WONDERFUL ELEGANT LIFESTYLE THAT MUST BE SALVAGED...ITS PAPER PLATES
FROM NOW ON.....

IRONING ...IF IT DON'T TUMBLE DRY...TRASH IT NOW.....EXCEPT FOR HIS
SHIRTS...AND HIS HANKIES....I SUPPOSE ITS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO...

RULE SEVEN ...REMEMBER TO SAY THANK YOU TO GOGO FOR ALL THOSE
BEAUTIFULLY IRONED SHIRTS AND AFOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF DEDICATED AND
LOYAL SERVICE.

RULE FOR MEN - DON'T EVER LEAVE OUR COUNTRY UNLESS YOU CAN AFFORD TO
BUY A WHOLE CONTAINER OF VELLIES !!

FAVOURITE BROTHER IN LAW ALWAYS ASKS FOR VELLIES WHEN WE VISIT, THE
ORIGINAL VELLIE, THE PLAIN ORDINARY OLD KHAKI COLOURED VELLIE WITH THE
CREAM CREPE SOLE. BUT...THEY WILL NEVER LOOK THE SAME AS THEY DO HERE
AT HOME BECAUSE THERE IS NO MEALIE MEAL WITH WHICH TO CLEAN THEM
ANYWHERE ELSE.

OUR VISITORS ARE ALWAYS BOWLED OVER WHEN THEIR VELLIES AND TRACK SHOES
ARRIVE BACK IN THEIR BEDROOMS AFTER THE ROYAL CHARLIE TREATMENT. FIRST
OF ALL A BRISK SCRUB WITH A WIRE BRUSH, SECONDLY THE CHEERFUL CHARLIE
SOAP SUDS TREATMENT, THEN THE SHOES ARE STUFFED TIGHT WITH NEWSPAPER
(AND WE ARE VERY CHOOSY ABOUT THE NEWSPAPERS WE USE BELIEVE ME !!)

THE FINAL TOUCH IS A LIBERAL SPRINKLING OF FIRST GRADE ROLLER MEAL,
BUFFED AND RUBBED FIRMLY INTO THE HIDE, OUT IN THE ZIMBABWE SUN FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS ...A GOOD BRUSHING ACCOMPANIED BY A FINE WHISTLED
RENDITION OF KOSI SIKELEL AFICA.....AND HEY PRESTO - BRAND SPANKING
NEWS VELLIES - AS ONLY CHARLIE KNOWS HOW.
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HOUSE FOR SALE

Hillside - Secluded Elevated House on semi-kopjie site, well
wooded
Hillside acre. Two bedrooms, large study/third bedroom, lounge,
dining room
and large veranda, bathroom, separate toilet, kitchen with large
scullery.
Swimming pool.

Cottage comprising lounge, bedroom, bathroom, separate toilet &
kitchenette
with own braai area and small garden.

$300 million

e-mail - donwar@mango.zw or phone 09-282800.
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SMALLS
SPCA SCRUFFTS DOG SHOW

HORSE ARENA Z.I.T.F.

SUNDAY 30 MAY.

STALLS, CATERING, ALL CLASSES FOR YOUR DOGGIE, LONGEST TAIL, PRETTY
EYES, BIGGEST, SMALLEST ETC., ENTRIES TAKEN ON THE DAY.

SUPPORT THIS WORTHY CAUSE.
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DRIVER WITH CLASS 2 LICENSE SEEKS EMPLOYMENT. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE AND
REFERENCES. WAS WORKING FOR RETIRED EXECUTIVE AS DRIVER

e mail
magskriel@mac.com

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ANN RICE BOOKS
Has anyone got Anne Rice's books
(especially The Vampire Chronicles Series) that they want to dispose
of, or
know anyone who wants to for that matter, to get hold of me.

E-Mail address
to use is kiri@kiri.co.zw and my number is +263 11 600994.
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JEEP  FOR  SALE

 

Mitsubishi Jeep for sale.  Registered in Zimbabwe 1999.   Excellent
mechanical condition. 

4 brand new tyres.   1 spare in good condition.   Seats just
re-upholstered.   Canvas canopy.

Price:  US$8000 payable in zimbabwe dollars.

Phone: 230956

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FOR SALE:

Digital Telephone Answering Machine: $800 thousand o.n.c.o.

Daewoo Video Machine : brand new still in the box $900 thousand or
n.c.o.

Second had gas stove in working order: $300 thousand

Antique, round telephone table 1,5 million

Ball & Claw serving table with drawer 2 million

1 "L" shaped typist desk 2,5 million

1 bed & mattress $100 thousand

2 beds with new mattresses $500 thousand each

2 book cases (wooden) $100 thousand each

1 Trolley $50 thousand

1 Large solid/wooden office desk,6 drawers $3 million

1 wrought iron/wooden bar with 5 stools and side attachment $3 million

1 gold/cream dressing table with stool and three mirrors $300 thousand

1 Sharp adding machine

1 Facit adding machine

Telephone: 281076/281182

Elaine Painting 

 
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Wanted hard drive 2Gig or more no errors full working order .

phone Ray 011 606 397 
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WANTED: RELIABLE, HONEST MAID WHO CAN DO BASIC COOKING AND IS GOOD WITH
CHILDREN. GOOD PACKAGE OFFERED WITH MANY PERKS. ACCOMMODATION
AVAILABLE.
PLEASE PHONE DEBBIE ON 281100 OR 091 301 801
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"Urgent" - Seeking private/personal tutor for Grade 6 student with
reading/writing difficulties for 2 or three afternoon sessions per
week.

would suit retired teacher ex Whitestone/Carmel or similar with
remedial experience.

Tel 243116 0r 011-211-031

Jane Taylor
The Safari Collection
011-211-031
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FOR SALE

NISSAN SENTRA GEX 1.6 WHITE 1990 PETROL
IN MINT CONDITION.
BLUE YAMAHAH TRAIL BIKE 125 WITH PAPERS


CONTACT : KYLIE ON 011 402 852 / 282051
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SENIOR BOOK KEEPER REQUIRED for : -

 

FEMINA GARMENTS (PVT) LTD. - leading ladies clothing manufacturer.

 

4.5 day week with comfortable working conditions.

 

Applicant will control all aspects of financial dealings of the Company
including daily banking.

 

Applicant must be prepared to become involved in expansion
plans including share participation for staff.

 

Competitive salary offered.

 

Please contact Julie Bonett personally at:-

Bus: 465571/81

Res: 259789

Cell: 091 292 155

or forward CV directly to Femina Garments, Liverpool Road, Belmont

for attention the Managing Director.


 
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Gardener Urgently Required

 

We require a gardener to commence work with immediate effect, in the
Burnside area.  He must be able to speak English, know how to clean
pools, honest, any references would be required.  We offer single
accommodation, monthly wage to be discussed with gardener.  Please
contact Gail on 245417 or 091343979
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FOR SALE

PUMPS    -    Submersible electric.   Pumpsets, Wetends & Motors.

                       Low Water Protection Relays.   220 v and 380 v.

                       Suitable for Boreholes, Mineshafts & Deep Wells.

                       Basic Info. required  :  B/H Depth;  B/H water
pumping

                       capacity (lts./gls. p. hr.);  Water delivery
distance;  Water

                       delivery head beyond B/H;  Water delivery
purpose.

                       Tel.  :  Dajero (Tony) - 79626 Byo.

                       E-mail  :  dajero@arachnid.co.zw

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FOR SALE

 HOUSE    -    2 Bedroomed, B/room-toilet, Sep. Shower-toilet, Fitted

                       Kitchen, D/room, Lounge, Hall, Verandah, some
fitted

                       carpets, Carport, small self contained thatched
cottage,

                       Outbuildings, Servant's quarters (partly
upgraded),

                       5 948 sq. m. walled & gated.   Hillside area.

                       Tel.  :  Dajero (Tony) - 79626 Byo.

                       E-mail  :  dajero@arachnid.co.zw

 
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LEON SCHUSTER

I have had a plea for help from a friend in Australia!  Is there
anybody who has any of the Leon Schuster movies on video or DVD that
want to sell them?  She would really like to get them as they don't get
his movies in Auzzie, and they are BIG fans!!  Perhaps someone has them
and we can make copies?  She is willing to pay!

Please contact me, Rene, on 091 269272 if you can help.
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Managerial Position Available

The Lavender Bay, Ascot, is looking for a manageress. Must be computer
literate, Pastel experience a plus. To start immediately.


Please contact me on 011 408 907, 04-492154, 09-254832 or e-mail
karend@mweb.co.zw


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FOR SALE

STEEL FILING CABINET WITH 4 DRAWERS $1 000 0000

BREAD CUTTER $50 000

Contact Alan Schmidt
09- 203437 (6pm - 6.45am) or 023 - 407704 (1.30pm - 6.45am)
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Could I ask via the mirror, if there is anyone who knows who fixes
clocks in
Bulawayo?
My address is retepsch@tiscali.co.uk
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Justin the 7 year old paralysed boy, is now needing crutches. He has
improved so much and is such a happy little chappy...amazing.  PLEASE
is there anyone out there than can help.  Would be so very grateful if
you could phone 242382 and I will come and collect.

ROWENA

 
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COOK NEEDED

Wanting a GOOD COOK.  Able to cook roasts, make puddings etc etc.

Accommodation available, good salary. Traceable references.

phone 242382  or   cel 011209093
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Our elderly - but healthy and wonderful - parents and their little dog
will be moving to Bulawayo from Kwe Kwe in May/June this year. 

They would like to find something small and obviously quite secure,
preferably a cottage, in the Malindela/Bradfield/Hillcrest/Burnside
area.

Please contact either Rene Young - 091 269272 or Ged Young - 091 313943
if you would like any more information or can assist in any way.
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WANTED: RELIABLE, HONEST MAID WHO CAN DO BASIC COOKING AND IS GOOD WITH
CHILDREN. GOOD PACKAGE OFFERED WITH MANY PERKS. ACCOMMODATION
AVAILABLE.
PLEASE PHONE DEBBIE ON 281100 OR 091 301 801
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ACCOMMODATION WANTED

 

LOOKING FOR A 3 BEDROOMED HOUSE TO RENT 1/5/04 -
BRADFIELD/FAMONA/SUBURBS AREAS

PLEASE TEL:  AVRIL   77972  MORNINGS OR 66901 IN THE AFTERNOONS.  THANK
YOU.
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I am looking to share a domestic worker. I live near CBC and need a
maid who can do washing & ironing - dust and polish the furniture & do
the windows. I would prefer to have someone in the afternoons 3 days a
week. She must have accommodation. I do have both dogs and cats so
someone who is used to creatures would be preferable.

I can be contacted on Tel: 283054

Kind regards Shannon Van Breda.

 
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For sale -

 

Automatic Washing Machine - Whirlpool - excellent - condition front
loader - Asking $2,500,000.00

 

2 Children's "homework"  desks - solid timber with inlaid leatherette
tops - Asking $500,000.00 each

 

Trombone - Blessing.  In excellent condition complete with a large
number of trombone music books etc.   Asking $800,000.00

 

Yashika Mat 124-G Twin lens reflex camera in excellent condition
(Includes instruction manual) Asking $800,000.00

 

All above prices are negotiable

 

Please contact Chris on 011201137 or cucumber@netconnect.co.zw

 

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Does anyone have an HP Colorado T1000 tape drive on their machine.  
One of our clients has one but the installation software is corrupt.  
We would like to borrow the Windows Installation disk.   Please conatct
Chris at Everlea Computer Services on any of the following - Office
(answering machine) 243087, Cell 011201137 or email to
cucumber@netconnect.co.zw.  We will pay any costs involved.

 
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2 Bedroomed furnished cottage for rent in Riverside.

Please contact Rod on 280758 / 091 354 118.

 
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A FESTIVAL OF FLOWERS

in the

CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION

HILLSIDE

on

SATURDAY 8th MAY 2004

from

2.30 PM TO 5.00 PM

 

3pm PERFORMANCE BY GIRLS' COLLEGE ORCHESTRA

IN THE CHURCH

 

EXHIBITION OF PAST TREASURES IN THE CHAPEL

 

SALE OF ARTS AND CRAFTS

 

TEAS SERVED IN THE GROUNDS

 

ENTRANCE BY DONATION

 

Any Artists or Crafters who wish to have a stand please phone Judy on
249 728 or Robin on 233 758

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Wanted :
Honest mature gardener for position in Fourwinds.

Please reply to :
Email : HYPERLINK "mailto:mdpa@chematek.co.zw" mdpa@chematek.co.zw
Phone : Bulawayo 473009 - 11 (during office hours)
Cell : 091 202 319 (after hours)

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Please could you also let me know if you are aware of any children's
homes in Bulawayo that need clothing and toys.  I have "uncluttered" my
son's room and have some items that I'd rather give to the needy than
sell.

 

Many thanks

Have a great day

Cinzia Evans
esandci@mweb.co.zw
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name: Zane Douglas
email: douza99@yahoo.com
phone: +263-91-322856


Accounting and bookkeeping services offered. If accounts and numbers
make you dizzy, I can unravel them for you. I offer a full range of
bookkeeping services from input, processing, up to trial balance, or
beyond to the full income statement and balance sheet. Contact me on
091322856 or send me an email on douza99@yahoo.com

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WE ARE LOOKING TO BUY THE FOLLOWING:

1) A 3/4 BED (IN REASONABLE CONDITION)
2) KIDS LEGO SETS/PIECES
3) A HUMIDIFIER
4) A CHILDREN'S PLAY KITCHEN SET

ALSO, DOES ANYONE HAVE A WOOD CHIPPER THAT WE COULD HIRE?

PLEASE CONTACT DEBBIE ON 281100 OR 091 301 801

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HAPPY CAMPERS

6 Man dome tent with verandah and portable camping braai.  Contact with
offers on 091316660
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One brand new four plate gas stove with oven for sale $1 500 000.
One Cyclone Trainer Exerciser $2 000 000
One Stomach exerciser $500 000
Telephone Mrs Mayer 244722
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TIRED OF GOING ALL THE WAY INTO TOWN FOR A MANICURE, FACIAL,
GIFTS.....?
TIPS AND TOES...
BRADFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE CAN CATER FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS..

ARTIFICIAL NAILS, DESIGNER NAILS, MANICURES, PEDICURES, FACIALS,
MASSAGES, BODY SCRUBS,
BEAUTY CARE ACCESSORIES, GIFT VOUCHERS , GIFT PACKAGES.
PHONE YVONNE @ 60102 OR 091307215
WE WILL ALSO HAVE A RANGE OF MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS, HOMEMADE ARTICLES AND
GOODIES, FOR THAT SPECIAL MOM IN YOUR LIFE !!! MOTHER'S DAY 9TH MAY.
COME
AND SEE OUR GIFTS....AT TIPS AND TOES NEXT TO BRADFIELD PHARMACY.

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HOUSE TO RENT REQUIRED

I am looking for a secure 3 to 4 bed roomed house (preferably with two
bathrooms and toilets) in the Woodlands, Matsheumhlope, Hillside or
Ilanda areas.  The house would need to be available from 1 June 2004 or
before.  If you have or know of anything suitable - please contact me
on 470481-5 (w), 280863 (H), 011 616 560 or email -
bionj@acolchem.co.zw.
JUNE BION
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FOR SALE

Brass and Glass dining room suite with 8 brass chairs.  Seating covered
in cherry red draylon.

Brass and Glass display cabinet fits one whole wall.  4 Shelves.  In
excellent condition.  $9 000 000.00.

Bedroom suite comprising:-

Kingsize bed and mattress, headboard in dusky pink plus side tables
with 2 drawers.  Dressing table (3 mirrors, 4 drawers) and stool
covered in Dusky pink.  Chest of drawers.  In excellent condition.  $9
000 000.00.

Please Contact Pat on 60319/76523 Mornings only.

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FOR SALE

Woodworking Machinery

Wadkin Surfacer / Thicknesser  650mm Wide.
Steton Planer / Thicknesser 620mm Wide.

Commercial Vehicle for Sale

AWD Bedford Mechanical Horse and Semi Trailer 13 Ton.

Please contact Bulawayo 60319.

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FOR SALE

2 SINGLE BEDS

BOX BASE

INTERIOR SPRUNG MATTRESS        EXCELLENT CONDITION      $300,000.00
EACH

1 PINEWARE SANDWICH TOASTER    (SNACKWICH)  AS NEW     $100,000.00

PHONE BULAWAYO 62288 EVENINGS.
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A Bulawayo based Group of Companies is expanding and seeking the
services of two additional professionals. Both positions to conform
to the same job descriptions.

Mature, Confidential and Reliable Personal Assistant, duly equipped with
up-to-date electronic and communication skills. Short hand or
speed-writing
essential. Only a team orientated person, with a stable background
should
apply. Must be self-motivated and be able to work on their own.

Reply : md@chematek.co.zw
Tel : 09 473014 - (direct)

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FAMILY HOME CARE SERVICE
21 MAHOGANY AVE
NEWTON WEST
BULAWAYO

We are Zimbabweans who have remained in Zimbabwe despite the current
economic difficulties.

We are qualified nurses who offer a service, for a small fee, to those
who have had to leave the country and who are concerned about the well
being of their elderly parents or relatives left behind.

Our service provides regular visits, with a comprehensive report back,
by e-mail, to the family on the general health and well being (mental,
emotional and physical) of our clients.

We offer to make appointments with, and provide transport to, doctors,
dentists, chiropodists etc. We will assist with general shopping or
just a regular social visit, much as a daughter would do. We are not
prepared to queue for passports, petrol, pensions etc. We will try to
ensure that the old folk are eating properly and managing to live
comfortably.

We are available at all times for any emergency and all have cell phone
& e-mail contact numbers.

We look forward to being able to assist you and alleviate your
anxieties.

Yours sincerely,

Cynthia Goodwin Ursula Murray Dorothy Page
Phone :- 263-9-471226 263-9-462445 263-9-242704
Cell :- 091 292946 023 407985 091 389191
e-mail:- cagoodwin@gator.co.zw ursmur@netconnect.co.zw
dotcom@telconet.co.zw

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ACCOMMODATION WANTED

LOOKING FOR A 3 BEDROOMED HOUSE TO RENT 1/5/04 -
BRADFIELD/FAMONA/SUBURBS AREAS

PLEASE TEL:  AVRIL   77972  MORNINGS OR 66901 IN THE AFTERNOONS.  THANK
YOU.

 
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I would like to advertise that I have a large house to share

in Burnside,suitable for single parent and child or two single people.

This is available immediately

I can be contacted on 011203557 or0970570.

Thank you.

Burt Ginns.
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Yes, you can make a difference. In fact, you should.

And Lantana is only the tip of the iceberg, acknowledged (only?)
because it is poisonous.

There are many more "exotic" (non-indigenous) plants that found their
way out of the gardens or plantations and into nature to successfully
compete with the original vegetation and taking over.

Wattle is another example of this.

If you would like to mail your postal address, I can put you in touch
with TEAM VUMBA, which tried (and still tries, I hope) to address the
problem of exotic plants in Vumba. They can also put you in touch with
like-minded people.

 

Sabrina Jenrich
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HELP WANTED

Honest, Reliable, Hardworking,Conscientious,Handy Man.....

( if its possible to find such a person these days )

Tel:011403895 /61825
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BLAZERS:

Black: 1x size 38/40

Navy: 3x size 32/34

Navy: 2x size 40/42

Phone: Elaine Painting

281182 or 281076
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FOR SALE:

 

Small wrought iron /wooden bar with side attachment, fitted cupboards &
shelves,5 bar stools. Good condition.

Dressing table with mirrors/stool

Large office desk - good condition

Phone:  John & Elaine Painting:

281182 or 281076

 
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We have a  TURNERS SWIFT CARAVAN  for sale. It is in very good
condition.

.

Please phone John & Elaine Painting:

281182 or 281076
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I'm looking for the 2nd book of the Left Behind Series for Kids from
Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins.
If anyone has one that we could BUY, please contact us on  466330 or
Cell 023408167 (Larissa).
 
Many thanks
Larissa Stockil  

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For Sale

 

Attractive 3 bedroomed house with lovely garden in Bradfield.

 

Tel ; after 5 p.m.   886936 or,  cell 023756194
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WANTED

A HEATER FOR MY BABY'S ROOM AS IT IS GETTING VERY CHILLY!!!! 
PREFERABLY AN ASBESTOS ONE OR OIL ONE AS THEY ARE SAFER THAN BAR
HEATERS.

IF ANYONE HAS ONE PLEASE CONTACT POOKIE ON 243392 OR 091 221 692.
THANK YOU
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GARDENER WANTED.

I am looking for a gardener/pool care taker. Good salary and food
included. Call Carmen on 023 420941
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WANTED

Garden umbrella (type that fits onto garden table), braai, electric
oven that has plates on top (size of a microwave)  -  please phone
091605909.
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I am presently seeking a 'MORNINGS ONLY" position and have a total of 27
yrs. work experience in the following:-

Secretarial, All aspects of importation/shipping - from the placing of
orders on overseas and regional suppliers, foreign payments, order
tracking,
costing and distribution of stock, (with the exception of customs
clearing),
Debtors, Creditors, Petty Cash, Banking, Wages

and have used the following computer programs:

Microsoft Office Word and Excel, Omnis 3 Stock System, Word Perfect,
Lotus
123 and also do shorthand.

I would be happy to forward my C.V. , references and details of
referees on
request and am available to start immediately - not necessarily only in
a
secretarial/general office worker capacity. I am willing to consider
other
fields as well.

I am also in a position to work from home as I have microsoft office
programs and a cottage which can be converted into an office.

I may be contacted on Bulawayo telephone no. 231381, Cell 091 241 467 or
email address: shobi@mweb.co.zw


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FORTHCOMING COMET
have asked a local Astronomy expert to put together an e-mail about
Comet(s) that can be seen by the naked eye in our skies right now

 

With the current clear air the stars in the sky are looking magnificent
right now

 

....................



Hi Mike

 

Currently putting together a full informative mail on this...actually
there's TWO comets that will be visible simultaneously!  Will send it
to you with charts and diagrams when ready!  One will visible during
the Total Lunar Eclipse on May 4th.  Double rare event!  But comets are
notoriously unpredictable as far as brightness and tail length are
concerned...they might fizzle completely or be spectacular, so can't be
too specific and disappoint people...the one is looking pretty good
however...saw it naked eye tonight despite the Moon waxing.

 
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PERFORMING ARTS BULAWAYO ~ P.O.BOX 2360 ~ BULAWAYO

Yes, we are still here!  We had hoped to get a newsletter out rather
earlier than this but thought it better to deal in certainties rather
than possibilities and we're now able to give you not only some
definite names but also provisional dates for the second half of the
year.  They are as follows:

Leslie Howard                                                       
Tuesday 17 August
Leslie Howard & Michael Brownlee-Walker           Saturday 28 August
Piers Lane                                                             
Thursday 16 September
Jeanette Micklem                                                   
Thursday 11 November

We're also hoping for Nokuthula Ngwenyama again in October whom many of
you will remember from our 2001 Festival.  She's making her way rapidly
these days and played Berlioz's Harold in Italy with the Los Angeles
Philharmonic in January - and she's also taken up the violin!  We're
also hoping to find dates for some singers; the original plan was to
tie in with the Falls Hotel Centenary in early June but our soprano
made it to the finals of the BBC Cardiff Singer of the Year which are
about then with the result that we're now looking at other periods. 
There's also the possibility of a Russian violinist and we're also  in
touch with a Alexander Baillie, a distinguished cellist.  



MICHAEL BULLIVANT
CHAIRMAN
music@gatorzw.com

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GANYANA ARTS, a new arts and crafts program sponsored by the Painted
Dog Conservation Trust in Dete, is in desperate need of a guillotine
.. SHARP blade and with the measurements etched into the cutting board.
  We are still looking for sewing machines in tip top condition for our
sewing project.   Our new home in Dete can use kitchen equipment,
furniture (kitchen and bedroom) and large work tables.   We would of
course prefer a donations, but if you have things at a reasonable
price, please call  018-710 or email pdcwendy@mweb.co.zw  
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FOR SALE

 

1 x Black and Decker Food mixer on stand with bowl @ $120,000

1 x Sawa Deluxe Cookie machine @ $20,000

1 x Ideal Cookie and icing machine @ $20,000

1 x Pifco electric curling tongs         @ $60,000

1 set Outdoor sensor security light @ $100,000

1 Hand mincing machine Size 5 @ $10,000

Secondhand Scrabble game @ $30,000

1 x Boosey & Hawkes clarinet needs attention including 2
Beginners music books $900,000

Various kitchenware and crockery - on request

Green patterned curtains (5 drops)                       $60,000


Standard Lamp                                                   $120,000


Double Bed & Headboard plus foam mattress     $350,000 


Dressing Table                                                  
$250,000 


Cupboard (2 door)                                               $60,000 


Parker Knoll Chair                                              
$100,000 


Small table                                                        
$15,000 

2 Single Beds with Headboards and mattresses    $350,000 ea


Linen-fold Dressing Table                                    
$300,000.00


Small Table sold wood                                          $80,000


Oval cream & green carpet                                   $30,000


Rose/Emerald Green Curtains                              $120,000 

1 Grey Formica topped Table                               $80,000 


1 White table                                                      
$50,000 


Bookcase (dark stained)                                      $50,000 


Set of shelves (lightwood)                                    $25,000 

Bookcase                                                          
$80,000 



Deep Freeze                                                     
$1,500,000 


Fridge                                                                  
  $750,000 


Stove                                                                
$1,500,000 

Towel cupboard                           $25,000 


007 Cupboard                            $80,000 


Lined sunfilter curtains cream with green border print (8 drops)   
$250,000


 We are looking for 2 x HF base radios and aerials. Please could anyone
who has a couple to sell contact us by e-mail and let us know details
and what price they are looking for on ashearing@sdzim.com. With
thanks"


Telephone: 67844 or 201701
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name: cary dorman
email: wcd@hdlsl.com
phone: 817 3489800(USA)
fax: 817 3480384

I am an American trying to locate my dear friends, Peter and Anthea
Nash, formerly of Filabusi. An article of yours mentioned the Nash
family in the spring of 2003. Can you suggest anything to help my
search? Thank you so much, Cary Dorman

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An ex client, now residing in Australia, is trying to locate a dear
friend by the name of Lionel Richard Copper, who last resided at 29
Ullswater Drive in Morningside.  My client last made contact with Mr
Cooper three years ago and letters, etc. have gone unanswered since
then.  If anyone can help or offer information, please e-mail Mr Jack
Frost on jfrost@bigpond.net.au

Many thanks

Celine

 
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My name is Ted Dowling  tedd@space.net.au . Julian son of Joan Swindell
has referred me to you because of my collecting interest in books of
Rhodesia.  I was demobbed from the Royal Navy in 1946 (100 years or so
ago) and joined the BSAP - spending 4 years there, one of them tobacco
farming in Odzi. I have been an avid collector of books of southern
Africa since then and when talking to Julian (who was fitting me with a
monitor) he said that you had contacts that might be wanting to dispose
of books, documents, mags etc. of early Rhodesia or other areas south
of the Zambesi. If this is so I would like to hear from you and if
possible contact anybody that may have something of interest. 

A few years ago I was in Mafeking (Mafikeng !!!) and visited the
museum/library and saw on display a huge selection of Rhodesian books
which the curator informed me they had collected from the rubbish tip -
they had been dumped there by people leaving the area because of the
changes occurring. I would hate this to happen to items of interest
like that (although I'm sure it is occurring) - so if you have any
contacts or advice I would appreciate a note from you.  Best wishes 
Ted Dowling
tedd@space.net.au 
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GOODBYE AND GOD SPEED

To Audrey and Derek Fomison who are leaving Zimbabwe shortly. Thank you
for everything you did for our small community during your time here.
You will be sorely missed.

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CONGRATULATIONS

Chris, Margie & Luke Rees are delighted to announce the safe arrival of
their daughter and sister on 19/04/04. Thanks to Dr. Fallala, Sr.
Marange
and other staff at Mater Dei
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COLIN AND BRIDGIE MCGAW are delighted to announce the safe arrival of
Michael Barry on 16th April 2004 in Johannesburg, now returned home to
Phakalane Botswana.

Brendan and Gail; Ian, Nicks, Megan and Abi; Bobs, Charms, Donna, Beth
and David; Tony, Pauline, Steph, Robbie and Bronny proudly welcome
Michael to the family.
----------------------
MARRIAGES

Melanie Joy Fulton to Matthew Lee Houghton on 24 April 2004.  The
Fulton Family welcomes Matthew with open hearts!

Congratulations and God bless your future.
++++++++++
CONDOLENCES

Mary Mac Manmon/Cooper, daughter of John and Felicity, sister to Terry,
Peter and Family, Michael, Lee and Family, Kate, Bruce and Family 
passed away tragically in the U.K.on the 9th April, 2004. May her soul
rest in peace.

Bess, Chris and our family.and Pa Watson

 

John MacManmon ,Passed away suddenly on the 18th April 2004. Our
heartfelt sympathy to Felicity, Terry, Peter and Family, Michael, Lee
and Family, Kate, Bruce and Family on such a very sad  time of double
tragedy. You will find the strength to understand why.

Our love always

Bess, Chris and our Family and Pa Watson
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Memorial Service for the late John McManamon

to be held on Friday 7th May at 2PM

At St John's Cathederal

G Silundika St/ 6th Ave

Bulawayo

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I dont know if you knew JOYCE AMATO - unfortunately she passed away
yesterday & was buried this morning (Apr 25th).   She was an incredible
woman who will be surely missed by all who knew her.  MHDSRIP.

+++++++++
SEAN STEYN TRAGICALLY KILLED IN SOUTH AFRICA, DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO
REBECCA, BASIL AND FAMILY.
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CLIVE JONES DEARLY LOVED HUSBAND OF GAYE

++++++++

CONDOLENCES

SHAUN STEYN - Our deepest sympathy to the family on his tragic and
untimely death.  May God give you all strength - rest assured that
Shaun now walks with the angels.  Teresa & Cindy Nel. 

 
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TIDBITS

Live your life each day,


as you would climb a mountain.


An occasional glance towards the summit


keeps the goal in mind.


But many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage
point.

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To add to 'why I love Zimbabwe'
I love...
The smell of the first rains on our dusty earth.
The kids excitement when the ZESA goes out the first time of the
season...before bedtime!
Watching a rainstorm approaching across 'The Lake'.
Leaving 'Queens', coming back 6 months later and the same guys are still
sitting in the same stools having the same conversation!
The Coucals calls on fishing camping trips.
The flowering Flamboyants at about 5pm on a sunny day looking down
Cumming
Ave from Mugabe Ave!!
The kids taking a tent and camping at the bottom of the garden.
Sharing Oupa's enamel 'kommetjie' of coffee to the francolins calls
before
the suns up.
Hwange National Park...nuf said!
The fight of a 'river' Tiger Fish.
The great green and yellow bullfrogs with the first rains.
Remembering being at 'Speedway' as a boy.
Remembering 'John Love' in his racing hey day....and he's still here!
Where friends and family come before money! - Thats a tough one to beat
away
from Zim!
Where I can still afford to have Madala and Gogo working in the house -
and
Umfaan in the garden.
Using the names Madala, Gogo and Umfaan with affection - they're part
of the
family!.

EVS


+++++++
"Be on guard against Science without humanity, Politics without
principle, Knowledge without character, Wealth without work, Commerce
without morality, Pleasure without conscience, and Worship without
sacrifice".

Mahatma Gandhi.
++++++++

TO OUR CRICKETERS

OLD AND NEW, YOUNG AND OLD, WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU

"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:"

R.K.