Morning Mirror Edition 321 - 11/2/2009




In this edition

Smalls



How!



I am an ex-Bullies baby, and thoroughly enjoy receiving your news letter "from home". I did a little calculation a while ago regarding how high the stack of money would be if you piled it all up, only to find out it reached the sun and back several billion times. On the same principal, I did the following calculation:

At the last count, the Zimbabwean exchange rate to the US dollar was 30 trillion new dollars to one. The real exchange rate is obtained by adding back the thirteen zero's that had previously been loped off (another twelve have been loped off since), giving an exchange of 300 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 to one, or more commonly notated as 3 X 10 to the power of 26, or 300 septillion to one. I did a little exercise the other day, to see how fast I could count "notes" by hand. I used a deck of cards, and found I could count two cards, or "notes" per second. Using this as a base, and assuming one was counting one dollar bills, it would take 4.746 sextillion years to count out the money - that's without any sleep!! Using 100 dollar bills, and only counting for 12 hours per day, this would take a mere 95 quintillion years - to count out enough for US$1. Imagine if you need to count out two dollars worth.

How!

Best regards

Andrew Quick




CONDOLENCES

MEMORIAL SERVICE

David Reynolds STOKES died at Edith Duly Nursing Home on 29th January 2009 after a long illness bravely borne.
A Memorial Service will be held at Verity Amm Hall, Fife St Extension, Bulawayo on Wednesday 11th February at 9am. Friends and colleagues welcome.



PATRICK MANN

TO TONI AND KIDS
PATRICK WILL BE MISSED BY MANY BUT BY YOU THE MOST MAY GOD LOOK OVER YOU AND LET YOU KNOW THAT PATRICK IS WITH HIM AND LOOKING DOWN ON YOU TOO. I ONLY WORKED FOR PATRICK FOR A SHORT TIME BUT HE WAS A GREAT BOSS

LOVE TO THE MANN FAMILY

GENEVIEVE AND IAN GUTHERLESS
From: ggutherless@ zol.co.zw


TIDBITS


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No phones, no electricity, what a mess, but today we install our New Prime Minister. God Bless Morgan and keep him safe.




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