If you need entertainment in Zimbabwe, book a trip on an Air Zimbabwe flight.
Times are tight with Air Zim (Scare Zim some folk call it )
They are pretty short of planes and its becoming rather obvious. How they juggle their
pilots and planes is anybody's guess, and trust me , it is a GIANT GUESS !!
They say the country is in melt down, well we were in total melt down last Wednesday in
more ways than one..... when we were booked to fly to Johannesburg.
Now HeeHoo and I are quite used to flight delays, we settle down with our electronic toys
and can keep ourselves completely absorbed for many hours, but this was rather different.
For example the Bulawayo Airport is still situated in an old metal aircraft hanger, and has
been since time immemorial.
Air conditioning ? Nah ...... Catering ? nah ..... Cold drinks on sale ? nah ....
With perspiration pouring down our backs, we all made lifelong friends with one another ,
and did as Zimbabweans are wont to do ... made the best of it....
The pilot needed some rest we were told initially, then it was too hot for the Chinese
propellor plane to take off, and so on and so forth ....
It must have been 45 degrees in mid October, dehydration set in and there on the shelf in
the bar fridge were some vaguely cold bottles of water but we just could not afford them !!
We pooled our cash and managed to round up 8 thousand Zimbabwe dollars, one tiny
bottle of water however was 9 thousand Zimbabwe dollars.
Gasp gasp, lets pay in forex we suggested tentatively but the bank rate would have made
the bottled water prohibitively expensive and so I cupped my mouth around the tap in the
bathroom instead ..... praying that the Matsheumhlope River Gut Rot God was too far away
to affect me !!
Five hours into the torrid wait a complimentary crate of tepid bitter lemon and lemonade
was dumped unceremoniously on the floor in the middle of the departure lounge and we
all rushed frantically to grab one, searching furiously in our baggage for an opener.
Six hours into the torrid wait, some wilting cheese and tomato sambos were passed
around gingerly, with the ground staff standing guard to see no one took more than his or
her share !! Nothing even remotely edible for sale in the shop, even if one could possibly
afford it !!
Eventually HeeHoo made an executive decision and sent for the company Food and
Beverage Manager, Noel aka "HeeHoo Must Provide Liquid Refreshment. " ...... A giant
polypropylene sack full of ice cold Castles arrived and our party began ....
After an extraordinarily lengthy wait , as dusk fell, (now remember we had been there
since 8 am !! ) we were at last poured onto the bus, which drove at high speed towards the
now cool plane, only to be told that no, sorry , mistake, that plane was now going to
Harare instead.
Patience had now run out totally, and several passengers argued loudly with the Scare
Zim staff while HeeHoo and Barry doggedly but surreptitiously pushed the baggage train
towards the loading ramp of the plane !!
Having none of that we were unceremoniously bundled back into the bus and returned to
the hangover hanger !!
The Harare lot were rather snooty about commandeering our plane and haughtily
embarked, we forgave them however, as many had a connection to London that night, and
we returned to our perch on the baggage carts under the stars. Besides we were having far
too much fun !
At least it was cooler now and some wag had found his way secretly into a fridge at the
back and was providing us with purloined cold cold beers !!
Anxious eyes scanned the darkening sky looking for the jet, which was now promised to
take us to Johannesburg. There were a couple of Traditional Healers on the plane heading
for a conference in Joburg and maybe they used some of their magic to conjure up a plane
at long last to take us on our merry way !!
Question ? Did the left hand actually know what the right hand was doing ? Sadly the
phrase "Headless chicken" comes to mind .......
We pray for better days once again and remember longingly when Air Zimbabwe was
known as "the Jewel of Africa."
JOYCE VALERIE STOUT
SWIMMING TEACHER OF MANY YEARS IN GWERU.
DEARLY BELOVED MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER OF RAY,ANN,ANGELA AND KEVIN ;
LES,MARK,CHANTAL, RYAN AND GREAT OF KYLE.
DEAREST SISTER AND AUNT OF YVONNE,MIKE, SHARON AND DAVID AND
FAMILIES;FELICITY, FRANK,TERRY AND DEBBIE AND FAMILIES REST IN PEACE WE WILL MISS
YOU.
If you have a contact email for the Cunningham family I would really appreciate receiving
it, so that I can send a sympathy message on the passing of Jimmy.
thanks
Pauline Treger
rtreger @rogers. com
Please will you insert in your next edition the passing of Harold Broomberg (ex Gwaai
River) in Johannesburg on Sunday 28th September.
Contact halsyl@hixnet. co.za
Alan Henderson.
A pang of loss. The remembrance of a full and satisfying life. Such a fine
man Alan and such a fine family, the Hendersons. A great credit to the country and
Matabeleland. As an old Prunitian I have an indelible memory of the occasion when, during
the war in the 1940's, there were shortages of so many pleasurable items, Mrs. Henderson
managed to acquire and donate to each of the boarding houses at Plumtree School a
radio. Yes a radio. So taken for granted today. Placed in the common room for all to
enjoy, especially the music. It turned out to be a trumpet of sound which brought us from
isolation and into the outer world!
R.I.P. happy memories.
Derek and Keith Botton
MUSIC TEACHERS IN ZIMBABWE AND ALL OVER THE WORLD !!
We were hoping that planet earth would be blessed again with
music from Bulawayo in the upcoming Daniel Pearl World Music
Days, October 1-31. See below, and
http://www.danielpe arlmusicdays. org
www.danielpearlmusi cdays.org/ events.php
Please join us, and thousands of musicians, schools,
synagogues, churches etc. in ringing the earth
for sanity and humanity ...
Participation is easy and your community will appreciate the reward.
With warmest regards,
Dr. Judea Pearl
Daniel Pearl Foundation
www.danielpearl. org
About World Music Days
Daniel Pearl World Music Days was created in response to the 2002 kidnapping and
murder of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl at the hands of extremists in Karachi,
Pakistan. Danny's family and friends came together to work towards a more humane
world, forming the Daniel Pearl Foundation, whose mission is to promote cross-cultural
understanding through journalism, music, and dialogue.
Danny was a talented musician who joined musical groups in every community in which he
lived, leaving behind a long trail of musician-friends spanning the entire world.
Commemorating Danny's October 10th birthday, World Music Days uses the universal
language of music to encourage fellowship across cultures and build a platform for
"Harmony for Humanity." Read more
Zimbabwe Renaissance
May your souls find solace from weary challenges
And relieve your committed custodianship.
May common purpose help rebuild your land,
And break down your frightened protecting barriers.
May Aid respect your wise and learned councils,
And not exploit the bounties so near to hand.
May Jacarandas carpet Bougainvillea' s brightness,
And turn Msasa's colour in a palette of new beauty.
May rains quench fallow parched soils, to awaken rejuvenated,
And crops rise abundant to feed tired and hungry kin.
May you feel safe in the freedom of air and sun
And the beauty of the land you love.
May you once again enjoy carefree times,
And your honest lives be rewarded and respected.
May life be gentle on you all.
anon
"Character cannot be developed
in ease and quiet.
Only through experience of trial
and suffering can the soul
be strengthened, vision cleared,
ambition inspired, and success
achieved".
- Helen Keller -
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