Morning Mirror Edition 287 - 3/6/2008




In this edition

Smalls



Designer Prison Garb


"Shehoo Must Sing" and I are designing a new range of "winter prison wear" for Zimbabweans. .....

Half of the population has already been incarcerated for various spurious reasons and the other half looks destined for the same treatment, so we thought a few hints on how to "dress during detention" would go down really well ..... if you are interested in viewing our range do let me know !!

While still on the prison theme, one of the most humbling experiences in my life was being with my 20 cell mates when they began to pray during one of the long interminable mornings.

One lady would start a prayer and talk unabated for a long time, and when she had finished one of the others would take up prayer duty, and they were all kind enough to speak in English so that I could understand what they were saying. Prayer is universal all over the world but their prayers were different in many ways...

Not once did they ask God for anything ! They thanked Him copiously for their simple blessings, for their families, their children, their meagre homes and belongings, they thanked Him in fact for everything they had, which believe me, was not very much, and as I said ... never once asked Him for anything...

How sad I feel for my Countrymen these cold winter days, for those who spend time in prison for nothing at all, for those who live on pavements or in ditches, for those activists who are running for their very lives, for who have been hurt or maimed or killed.

Across the Border, where millions have fled for safety and employment, life is just as tough, since the Xenophobia attacks began earlier this month.

Totally incapable of staying out of trouble, last week while we were in Johannesburg SheHoo Must Sing and I went with our Bodyguard Adam aka "Heehoo Must Tease" - to visit Alexandra and Ramaposa townships.

We were actually chasing down Morgan Tsvangirai who was visiting the Xenophobic trouble spots and being blond we did not think there might be problem with two blonds in a Zim registered car !!

The cops soon spotted us and guided us to the safety of a nearby refugee camp in a church where hundreds of displaced "foreigners" were being housed and fed, very reminiscent of Murambatsvina in our own country....

Now our Bodyguard is fluent in Ndebele and pretty soon we were surrounded by dozens of Zimbabweans with their own particular sad horrendous tales. The BodyGuard's Mum got out her little black book and in no time at all we had pages of names of Zimbabweans, living ...... nay...existing in Johannesburg, but with abounding trades and talents that need to be publicised.

Most of these folk were degreed having qualified as doctors, accountants, chemists and lawyers, but because of visa and work permit problems were reduced to working as labourers to make ends meet.

If you need a good carpenter, painter, brick layer, domestic worker, seamstress, electrician , motor mechanic, sales rep or anybody honest and hard working, I have numerous names and phone numbers. e mail me on magskriel@mac. com


CONDOLENCES

T. Graham SINGER (Senior Clerk, Traffic Headquarters, N.R.Z. Bulawayo)
Died suddenly in Bridgend, South Wales, UK. 27 March 2008. Husband of Linda : Father of Brendan, Taryn & Shae : Grandfather of Dillan ( charl-steyn@ talktalk. net )

MERCURI
So very sorry to hear your terribly sad news. My loving thoughts and condolences are with you all.
Di Hubbard - London

MERCURI EJ
To all the Mercuri Families Our thoughts and prayers are with you at this sad time.
Brian, Jeanne and Leah Louth

MERCURI: Eugino
Taken tragically on Sunday 16th March My dearest Julie, children and family May god be with you all at this terrible time in your lives Eugino was a kind generous man and will be sorely missed by many who knew him
All my love
Yvonne Thomson

To Betty; Cecilia, Paul and Claire; Marion, Mark and Fiona. Our thoughts and prayers are with you at this sad time.
Jon and Edna Southey, Surrey, UK

Benjamin Knott Cawood, passed away at home on Thursday 15/5/2008, after a long illness bravely born. Very special dad of Norma, Corkey, Mimi, and Patty. Loving wife of Mavourneen. Adored grandpa to Dieter, Gavin, Patrick, Benjie, Tessa & Mark. Very good friend and father-in- law to Ant, Mike and Paul.
We will miss you dad.
Patty Bristow
pbristow@iwayafrica .com 086-22332/22391 086-22465/22460

WARREN: Dave
of Hillside Hardware Store, sadly closed his eyes in his sleep on Tuesday 15th May 2008.
He will be sadly missed by many who went into the Hardware store. Throughout his illness I never heard Dave complain once, he was such a courageous man. Dave you are at peace now and no more pain.
From Yvonne Thomson

CONDOLENCES.
BISHOP Esme Louise
Loving sister of Cedric and Maureen and Aunt of Gary,Shareen, Gail and Carole.Passed away suddenly in Johannesburg on the 24th March.Our love and prayers to Liesl and Nikki and their families.

ALBERT HORACE WESTWOOD
24 February 1917 - 24 April 2008
Dearest father of Penny and Nigel, father-in-law of Richard and Sally and grandfather of Stephen, Jonathan and David passed away peacefully at Edith Duly Nursing Home. A true gentleman and distinguished pilot who will be long remembered by all who were associated with him during his 91 years.
Fly high Dad.
Please note that a Memorial Service will be held at a future date to be announced, in Bulawayo.


TIDBITS


The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked what I thought, and attended to my answer. --Henry David Thoreau

Good News of the Day: It really does pay off to be nice to others. Researchers now point out that giving people a compliment activates the same reward center in the brain as paying them cash! "We found that these seemingly different kinds of rewards -- a good reputation versus money -- are biologically coded by the same neural structure, the striatum," said Dr. Norihiro Sadato in Japan.

Be The Change: Give someone an unexpected compliment today!


The best way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.

-Benjamin Jonelt


The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. --Charles Kuralt




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