MORNING MIRROR EDITION 106 7 September 2004 MORNING MIRROR WEBSITE http://www.geocities.com/morningmirror/index.htm OR http://www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Virex check completed PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MIRROR CAN ONLY DEAL WITH E MAIL QUERIES, PLEASE DO NOT PHONE IN YOUR ADVERTS AND QUERIES... ONLY E MAILS WILL BE CONSIDERED +++++++++ ADVERTISERS !! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION FOR YOUR ADVERT PLEASE MAKE A CHEQUE TO "EDITH DULY NURSING HOME" AND LET ME KNOW AT "magskriel@mac.com" ++++++++++ IN THIS EDITION 1 THE PRIVY COUNCIL 2 SMALLS - NOTICES 3 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 4 THOUGHTS 5 CONGRATULATIONS 6 CONDOLENCES 7 TIDBITS THE PRIVY COUNCIL It would appear that Australians and Americans have different posteriors to we Zimbabweans..... Now this is rather a delicate topic ....... but for years now, going way back to the sixties, we folk in Zimbabwe, upon visiting our "comfort stations" have been exposed to an unusual type of loo paper...... It all began in the days of sanctions before the dreaded UDI days. Before that our rear ends were pampered and spoilt, just like every one else's the world over. But when sanctions came, we were a resilient bunch and our manufacturers very wisely began to "save paper" They began to use recycled paper (?) waste paper (?) heaven forbid !!! Bright pink, blue and green toilet tissue of dubious quality replaced the soft silky loo paper of the past and we, in our patriotic fervour, naturally accepted this assault on our buttocks. After all it has saved the country countless millions in forex thus allowing us to spend our booty on more important imported items. And think of how many trees we have saved, I mean after all, what did one use for this most necessary application before the invention of toilet tissue? Trees are important, foreign currency is important, but hang on, how much longer are we going to have to subject our derrieres to this peculiar sort of torture.? Apart from the fact that this abrasive item clogs the loos, it also dyes our unmentionables a strange colour !! How I love to visit more affluent countries where the loo paper is downy soft, printed with delicate dolphins or roses and you don't need twenty yards of the stuff with which to do the necessary !! It was the visiting offspring who brought it to my attention, I mean after all one gets used to wartime spartan living doesn't one? A deputation of little girls, visitors from far off climes, approached mother with fists full of US and Aussie dollars and suggested that they would be in charge of the loo tissue purchasing in the future, for at least the duration of their visit !! They told me in no uncertain terms that their sweet little pink callipygian cheeks had become used to being pandered to, and that no more were they going to subject their Australian and American butts to this peculiar brand of Zimbabwe torture... And so we sallied forth to the store with the imported goods, the store where one needs one's BIG cheque book, and there it was. The quilted quality loo paper that thrifty, miserly Mum had always refused to put in her shopping trolly. Four times the cost of the local loo rolls, it screamed at me from the bottom (No pun intended) of the trolly, I had to rip the price tag off the minute we got home in the fear that anyone would see just how much we were spending on the stuff. But the girls were happy thank goodness. They told me in no uncertain terms that their sweet little cheeks had become used to being pandered to, and that their suitcases would, in future, contain only soft luxurious loo rolls when they next come home for the holidays !! Come on Zimbabwe tissue pundits, why not let us be privy to your secrets, let us into your closet, why be the butt of our jokes, get with it and give us a break !! ++++++++++++ NOTICES SPCA A fun day out in the country has been planned for Sunday 19 September 2004, in order to raise funds for the Bulawayo Branch of the SPCA. This will take place at the Marula Farmers Hall. The Flying Eagles Club have organised a sponsored cycle ride. This will be open to all members of the public, no matter what your age. The entry fee is $ 5 000-00 per rider or $ 20 000-00 per team. The idea is, YOU raise sponsorship from friends, relatives, organisations, businesses, for yourself to ride a bicycle to Marula; all proceeds going to the SPCA. Some wonderful prizes have been donated! The start of the cycle ride will be from Southwold Shopping Centre at 7.30 am. Registration will commence at 7.00 am. The Vintage and Classic Club of Matabeleland will be doing a run to the hall. Should wish a ride out to Marula in a vintage or classic car please contact Brian Louth on 241139 (home) or 011 231 419. A Country Fayre will take place out there. All sorts of exciting goodies and treats will be on sale. Fresh hotdogs and boerewors rolls etc. will be available as will beers, wines and softdrinks. Come and have a wonderful day out in the country, and at the same time you will be helping to care for our helpless dumb friends! Please bring your own chairs and tables. ++++++++ WALK FOR HEALTH FOR HOSPICE Come to the ASCOT RACE COURSE on THURSDAY AT 4pm to 6pm and WALK For Your HEALTH while you help to raise funds for BULAWAYO ISLAND HOSPICE SERVICE Bring and Walk with your Friends Walk in safety while you walk for fun and fitness on a 3KM circuit around the ASCOT TRACK Cost: $500 per session / $200 pensioners/children per session Entry at the MAIN GATE THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT +++++++ BALENCI PARK DERBY HORSE SHOW SAT18TH/ SUN 19TH SEPTEMBER CNR BYO DRIVE / HOPEFOUNTAIN RD DOUGLASDALE. FULL BAR AND CATERING, FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. SHOWJUMPING OVER NATURAL FEATURES, UP HILLS, DOWN DROPS, OVER WATER, LOTS OF ACTION. TOP RIDERS DOWN TO YOUNG CHILDREN COME AND ENJOY THE COUNTRYSIDE, BRING CHAIRS AND A PICNIC, ALTHOUGH THERE IS FULL CATERING AVAILABLE COMPETITIONS START ON SATURDAY FROM 8.30 THROUGH TO SUNDAY AFTERNOON WITH THE MAIN EVENT, THE "DERBY" STARTING AT LUNCHTIME ENTRANCE FREE ++++++++ ANTI HIJACK TRUST BULAWAYO UPDATE 03/09/04 August was a terrible month for house break ins, where a number of victims have been traumatised and/or shot and it will take time for them to recover, more so the psychological effects than physical. If you know of anyone who has not been in contact with me, please ask them to do so, as the support group meeting is coming up in September and we are here to help each and every victim of this terrible crime and hijackings of course. I will visit the victims well before the support group to give them my individual attention and help. Amazingly enough, this actually is pulling the community together - well done. I want to emphasize yet again - will everyone stop this rumour mongering that goes around. Do you realise the effects that it actually has on the victims? Sometimes, with the rumours, it becomes more detrimental not only to their health and their family structure, but to the investigation itself If you cannot keep quiet, make sure you hear the facts correctly from the victim or someone who does not add on any exaggerated bits to make the story more morbid. Also, please be more tactful towards victims, do not say things like "So why did you not do .............. at the time of the incident". I would like to remind people, you were not there, so do not try to make out you know what you would have done, every single person reacts differently to the situation at hand. Over a period of 2 updates, I gave tips on how to secure your home. Please make note of the following again: • Your dogs barking differently - investigate • Have outside lights on in all areas • Question people sitting or walking around your area during the day that you do not recognise - get your domestics involved in this. • Do not leave keys in locked doors - take them out and put them in a safe place that you can quickly get hold of them • If you have your doors open, make sure you have a wrought iron door padlocked whilst these back, front or french doors are open. Do not have all doors open if you are only in one part of the house. • Remember the power of intimidation works wonders not only on one security guard, but also domestics - please keep this in mind always, no matter how long they have worked for you. The gang(s) at present are wanting jewelry, cellphones and money. No rapes have taken place in these attacks according to the Trust's records. They will try to intimidate you with the "action" if they require more money etc, but they are getting more brazen about their actions and I would not like to say it won't happen. What does worry me, is that they are keen to shoot and just now someone is going to get murdered by these gangs. I would also like to advise people who belong to a "reaction unit". Note, these companies do not allow their men to come onto the premises if they are aware that the criminals have guns, this is natural, as the reaction units are not allowed guns themselves. Nowadays the reaction units know that every criminal has a weapon, so they will sit outside your property or just up the road until the criminals have left your property. For the amount of money you pay each month, I think it is about time people got together and juggled ideas with the security companies on how best they can be protected. I would like to take this opportunity to thank "Mr Anonymous" for the donation of a wonderful new computer for the Bulawayo office and to those super individuals who donated money towards the Trust. In October, I shall be asking people to assist with a little function, to be held at the end of November or early December, for all those victims of hijackings and house break ins, where we can get together with our families and let our hair down. I shall require a venue, drinks and snacks to be organised for free and have the sponsors attend and all who have donated towards the Trust. It will be on a Monday night as nothing seems to be open in Bulawayo on that night. So be prepared !! The support group is meeting on the 21st September 2004 at 13:30 hours. Please contact me on 011-701 323 or email crime@mweb.co.zw for more details as to where it is being held or if you are interested in me giving a talk to your company or group of friends. +++++++ There are TWO outstanding musical events in the next week or so. One is Piers Lane's concert on THURSDAY 16 SEPTEMBER for which booking is open at Meikles Piers Lane (piano) Scriabin: 10 Preludes from Opus 11 Henselt: 12 Etudes de Salon, Opus 5 Chopin: 2 Nocturnes, Opus 27 ~ 2 Waltzes Rachmaninov: Variations on a Theme of Chopin, Opus 22 ROBERT SIBSON HALL THURSDAY 16 SEPTEMBER 2004 ~ 7.30 P.M. BOOKING AT MEIKLES +++++++ THE ACOL CHEMICAL SIXERS (A GROUP OF YOUNGSTERS FROM A VERY POOR AREA IN BULAWAYO) ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SECOND HAND CRICKET BAT.... PLEASE PLEASE IF ANYONE HAS ONE COULD THEY SELL IT TO US. WE ALSO NEED CRICKET BALLS, MITTS, ETC ANYTHING TO ENCOURAGE THIS WONDERFUL BUNCH OF YOUNGSTERS. e mail magskriel@mac.com +++++++ FAMILY FUN DAY MATABELELAND 4 X 4 CLUB & INTER FIVE ENGINEERING SALES 4 X 4 JAMBOREE 25 & 26 September 2004 Full Bar and Catering Off Kabot Drive Flea Market Lakeside Tuck Shop Opposite Hotel Rio Tickets Adults $5000.00 Children under 12 $2500.00 RV AND JUNIOR DRIVERS TO DRIVE 5 COURSES EACH DAY (JUNIORS BETWEEN AGE OF 13 TO 17) MUST HAVE EXPERIENCED JAMBOREE DRIVER AS A CO DRIVER) If at all interested please feel free to contact Cheryl Nel 011 209 836 or e mail on nels@mweb.co.zw FRAN JACOBS URGENTLY NEEDS A RELIABLE DOMESTIC COUPLE TO MIND HER HOME. ACCOMMODATION AND GOOD WAGE OFFERED. TELEPHONE 243339 +++++++++ NEXT RUN NEXT RUN NEXT RUN SUNDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2004 TO MARULA FARMERS HALL This event will be held in conjunction with the Flying Eagles Cycling Club. A sponsored cycle ride will take place to the farmers hall. ANYBODY is welcome to ride and to obtain sponsorship from friends family or especially from businesses, in order to raise money for a truly worthwhile cause ----- the SPCA! Entry fee for the ride; $ 5 000-00 per single rider; $ 20 000-00 per team. Many, many good prizes to be won! PLEASE come in your oldest car. We will be charging members of the public $ 50 000-00 per head to have a ride out into the country for the day in either a vintage or classic car. (Proceeds to SPCA.) It will be a "Country Fayre" day out there with stalls selling pickles, cheeses, vegetables, artworks and many many more! Tea and cake will be served for a small charge and hotdogs and boerewors rolls will be on sale, together with beers, wines and softdrinks. Bring the family together with your tables and chairs for a super day out in the country. In case there is a shortage of petrol (it would appear possible at the moment) the SPCA has secured several hundred litres which will be available from Southwold service station on the day. Organiser : Brian Louth Any queries, please telephone him on 241139 (home) 74197/8 (work) or 011 231 419 (mobile). ++++++++++++ SMALLS Domestic worker required as housemaid / childminder. Honest, reliable and good with children. Please contact us on: Telephone 240092 Email: oreilly@netconnect.co.zw ++++ URGENTLY REQUIRED WE ARE DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCELLENT TYPING SKILLS (PREFERABLY PITMAN'S QUALIFIED) FOR A BUSY OFFICE - A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING INCLUDED - MUST BE ABLE TO WORK UNDER PRESSURE AT TIMES - IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND ARE HAPPY TO WORK FULL DAY - PLEASE CALL US ON BULAWAYO 230323 TO ARRANGE A MEETING. +++++ +++++++ I am desperately looking for a swimming pool fence in any state of repair. If anyone has one they want to sell to please contact me on 285713 or 091 301 627 or e-mail: jtrennie@mweb.co.zw Kind regards Terri Rennie ++++++ ++++++++++ TOYOTA RADIO/CASSETTE PLAYER WITH TWIN SPEAKERS 400 000.00 SteveM 257357 or owlswood@gatorzw.com ++++++++ For Sale Lounge Suite, 2 x double seats, 2 x single, in creamy beige velvet, good condition. $5 Million o.n.c.o. Please contact L Campbell on 011 207 907 ++++++ For Sale LG Convection Oven - roasts, bakes, grills, fries, microwaves Demonstration model - still in box with instructions and recipe books. Phone Mrs H Brice, Bulawayo 250719 +++++++ Reliable Driver, Class 4, Nine year's experience as driver. Available due to company closing. Junior Patrick Majoni, ID 08-604364 T67, Zim. Passport ZA 834 302 born 14/09/75 Married, Zimbabwean, Religion Christian, Res: 7962/7 Sizinda, PO Tshabalala, Bulawayo. Tel: 023 273 278 or 091 390 452 Education - O Level at Ihlathi Secondary School, 5 subjects incl. "B" pass in Commerce. Experience: Nine years as driver for Bulawayo businesses, part time driver for Holy Cross Church. References available. ++++ For sale Beautiful baby camper cot (baby blue) Electric swinging baby and feeding chair Bouncing baby recliner Steel framed baby hiker Baby car-chairs Baby walker Tel 240206 or 023 690 559 +++++ Active pensioner (62 and very fit) looking for employment in the engineering field Qualified Fitter and Turner does not mind in fact prefers to be hands on if required Full or part time or even flexi hours considered Phone P Evans on 242410 or my wife on cell no 091 418022 +++++ FOR SALE Pro -Lec Infrared Motion Sensor Light (Bought in RSA and unused) $150 000 Contact Alan at 203437 (afternoons after 3.30 pm) ++++++++ For Sale 1 x Nissan Sentra 1991 model, 1300 cc, petrol, $20 million neg. Please contact 011408116 or 091414336 for more details. +++++++ Reliable Driver, Class 4, Nine year's experience as driver. Available due to company closing. Junior Patrick Majoni, ID 08-604364 T67, Zim. Passport ZA 834 302 born 14/09/75 Married, Zimbabwean, Religion Christian, Res: 7962/7 Sizinda, PO Tshabalala, Bulawayo. Tel: 023 273 278 or 091 390 452 Education - O Level at Ihlathi Secondary School, 5 subjects incl. "B" pass in Commerce. Experience: Nine years as driver for Bulawayo businesses, part time driver for Holy Cross Church. References available. +++++ BIG CAVE CAMP MATOBO HILLS 2000 ACRE WILDERNESS AREA BORDERING MATOBO NATIONAL PARK. FULL RANGE OF ACTIVITIES ON OFFER. COMPETITIVE RATES: FULL BOARD Z$306 000 PER PERSON PER NIGHT WHICH ALSO INCLUDES AN EARLY MORNING WALK AROUND THE BIG CAVE PROPERTY. WE ALSO OFFER A BED AND BREAKFAST RATE OF Z$177 480 PER PERSON PER NIGHT. CHILDREN UNDER 12 HALF PRICE & CHILDREN UNDER 2 FREE. SMALL CONFERENCE FACILITIES ARE AVAILABLE. RESERVATIONS : TEL 257176/256843 OR CELL 091-602848 AND/OR 091-602849 AND EMAIL bigcave@ecoweb.co.zw +++++ JVC MXJ-100 3CD Changer Hifi - $2,5 Million 3/4 Bed with headboard - $450 000-00 Pine cot-bed - $650 000-00 Contact No - 214745 or 023 230052 (Joshua) +++++ +++++++ Pethilton Kennels needs a housemaid either to live in or to come to the Kennels three mornings per week. Tel 242979. +++++ I am looking for a small house or cottage within the Bulawayo area. I am a working single mum, 31 years old, love gardening & am qualified in interior decorating. I have my own business. I have 2 small dogs. Immediate occupation would be great. I hope that you can help. My contact mail is through tina@mweb.co.zw. Yours Sincerely Liza Spalding Tel 65557 work Tel 240097 after hours +++++++ BEAUTIFUL 3 BEDROOMED THATCHED HOUSE. (TWO BEDROOMS ENSUITE) ONE ACRE IN BURNSIDE. WALKING DISTANCE FROM WHITESTONE SCHOOL LOVELY GARDEN WITH VERY GOOD BOREHOLE DOUBLE GARAGE TRIPLE STAFF QUARTERS BRAND NEW GUNITE SWIMMING POOL FULLY WALLED WITH RAZOR WIRE THIS HOME IS ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD. ALL INTERIOR FINISHES ARE DONE TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS AND HAS VARIOUS OTHER FEATURES WHICH NEED TO BE SEEN TO BE APPRECIATED. PLEASE CONTACT WAYNE OR CHERYL ON 242744. +++++++++++ SMART MAIDS ARE A PLEASURE TO LOOK AT. FOR 3 PIECE MAIDS' UNIFORMS AT $65,000 Phone Mrs Vella on 252140 or 091 357 926. ++++ EXECUTIVE SHOPPER BECOME AN EXECUTIVE WITH US AND ENJOY BENEFITS OF HASSLE DREE SHOPPING DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR !! BILL PAYMENTS, SUNDAY PAPER DELIVERIES, BOOKINGS, SPORTS RESULTS VIA TEXT, AND MUCH MORE. JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY. WE ALSO OFFER THE CONVENIENCE OF 24 HR ACCESS TO PRE PAID AIRTIME WHICHEVER NETWORK YOU'RE WITH. CALL US NOW FOR MORE INFO ON 091 378 096. +++++++++ WOODEN WASH BOX : $ 70 000. DRESSING TABLE STOOLS WITH MATERIAL TOPS : $ 50 000.00 each SMC MICROWAVE : $ 500 000.00 THE NEW UNIVERSAL LIBRARY REFERENCE BOOKS;SET OF 20 : $ 300 000.0 THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE SET OF 8;A PICTORIAL TREASURY OF READING & REFERENCE FOR YOUNG AND OLD :$ 200 000.00 2 WHITESTONE TRACKSUITS GRADE 6/7 CHILD :$ 100 000.00 each PHILIPS TV 24" : 1 MILLION. TV CABINET : $ 80 000,00 SMALL DARK TABLE : $ 200 000,00 SOLID OAK DINNING-ROOM TABLE OVAL{ no chairs}: 1.5 MILLION SOLID OAK TEA TROLLY :$ 150 000,00 DARK WOOD WRITING DESK/FOLD UP DESK :$ 500 000,00 WRITING DESK / DISPLAY CABINET : $ 500 000,00 SEWING CABINET : $ 300 000,00 1 x CASIOTONE 501 ELECT ORGAN :$ 600 000,00 3/4 BED AND MATTRESS WITH HEADBOARD : $ 200 000,00 1 COMPLETE SET OF BIBLE STORIES{books} 10 written by Arthur S. Maxwell $ 700 000,00 1 BOX OF GEOSTACKS GAMES. $150 000,00 CHEST OF DRAWERS :$ 500 000,00 DESK :$ 200 000,00 1 REMINGTON GLITTER HAIR TATOO KIT :$ 100 000,00 Brand new 4 PLATE MONARCH ELECTRIC STOVE : $ 1.5 MILLION 4 PLATE GAS STOVE + GAS BOTTLE :$ 1 MILLION ELECTRIC BLANKETS x 3 :$ 50 000,00 each 1 VERIMAARK BAG SEALER : $ 100 000,00 TUMBLE DRIER :$ 2.5 MILLION. 9 x 12 AUTUM COLOUR CARPET : $ 300 000,00 18 PIECE TEA SET BLUE SWANSEA AS NEW IN BOX :$ 80 000,00 6 FINE CHINA CUPS AND SAUCERS PINK FLOWERS :$ 100 000,00 ASBESTOS FLOWER POTS : $ 70 000,00 / $ 50 000,00 ASBESTOS BOOTS FLOER POTS x 2 : $ 80 000,00 WIRE BRUSH / BUFFING MACHINE : $ 300 000,00 LARGE WOODEN CUPBOARD FOR STORING POWER TOOLS WITH DETACHABLE LEGS : $ 600 000,00 1 WOODEN BENCH +/- 4m + VICE : $ 500 000,00 E-MAIL : knickers@netconnect.co.zw OR cell : 091 301 545 / 091 368 950 ++++++++ WE ARE LOOKING TO BUY A HOUSE IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS: ELENAO, HILLSIDE, BURNSIDE. PLEASE CONTACT US AT: jebru@mweb.co.zw ++++++ HOUSE OR COTTAGE TO RENT A RETIRED COUPLE URGENTLY LOOKING FOR A SMALL HOUSE OR COTTAGE TO RENT IN THE REGION OF BETWEEN $250 000 & $300 000 A MONTH. THE HOUSE WE ARE IN AT THE MOMENT HAS BEEN SOLD AND WE HAVE TO BE OUT ON THE 31ST SEPTEMBER. PLEASE HELP - WE ARE DESPERATE. PLEASE PHONE CELL 023890022. +++++ A GUIDING SON - AN HILARIOUS BOOK BY LOCAL AUTHOR JOHN OSBORNE ONLY $80000.00 Books of Zimbabwe 137a George Silunduka 14/15 Ave Byo +++++++ Have you ever been charged a fortune for your car to be serviced? Do the people who service your car lack that personal touch? Have you ever sent your car in to be fixed only to find out later that the problem hasn't even been looked at? Do you want someone who can not only service your car, but maintain it as well with out charging the earth? If you have answered 'yes' to any of these questions you need to visit Mike's Motors 3 Cardiff Street Belmont 091 215 527 76725 (ask for Mike's Motors) ++++++ House for Sale - 3 Burnham Rd Kumalo Price - $400,000,000-00 Description - 3 bedrooms,one bathroom toilet and shower,a separate toilet,kitchen needing work,lounge,dining room and entrance hall.A separate one bedroom office/cottage,double lock up car port and swimming pool.Walled with security wire and safeguard alarm system.Must see. I am also desperately seeking a Town House for rent and am willing to pay $2,000,000-00 a month.My husband works in Botswana and can arrange other forms of payment if required. Please contact me on telephone 230005 . Many thanks Rachelle Kalyvakis _ ++++++ WANTED : SONY PS 2 PLAYSTATION VERIMARK HEALTH WALKER CANARY / CANARIES (GOOD HOME OFFERED) PLEASE CONTACT: demi@netconnect.co.zw ++++ ++++++ House for sale in Matsheumhlope: 4 bedrooms, two bathrooms, separate shower, separate guest toilet. Self-contained one bedroomed cottage. Swimming pool and good borehole on two acre plot. Secure plot and house has security gates. Asking price $500 million or nearest cash offer. Please 'phone Debbie on 011631836 after 4pm, or email debs@netconnect.co.zw +++++ A vacancy exists at a Holiday and Fishing Resort situated on the lower end of Lake Kariba for a MANAGEMENT TEAM. This position will ideally suit a couple with no encumbrances due to the distance from any major town, schools etc. Previous experience in this type of business which also includes a supermarket is essential. A negotiable package is offered. Please reply with full C.V's to the Advertiser P.O. Box 1511, Bulawayo. +++++++ AM TRYING TO FIND OUT IF ANY BODY KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS OF YVONNE AND ROB FABER (NEE CARSTENS) AND IAN CARSTENS FORMERLY FROM BULAWAYO, THEY MOVED TO SOUTH AFRICA. PLEASE CONTACT ME DAWN MOODIE(NEE WILLIAMS) E.MAIL: rocksltd@mweb.co.zw CELL: 011 610183 +++++ CONGRATULATIONS Mike and Marlene Targett are delighted to announce the arrival of their daughter, Tabitha, in Bristol UK, on 13th August 2004. ++++++++++++ CONDOLENCES DEEPEST SYMPATHY TO THE FAMILIES OF THE FOLLOWING - LILY THOMAS RONALD S. MYERS IAN HARGROVE ALEXANDER CRAIGIE ARCHIE HARDMAN SIDNEY MILLEN ELPHINA LEES JOCK SMITH JAMES (TED) ROBINSON MARIA VAN DER WESTHUIZEN SANDY ZALOUMIS DR EDDISON ZVOBGO DEATHS: Aubrey Pakenham loving husband of Ceta and beloved father of Chris, Sheri and Carol and granddad of Kirsty, Ashleigh and James passed away peacefully at home in the early hours of Thursday morning, 2 September 2004. He will be greatly missed by us all. +++++ AUBREY PAKENHAM At Home with all his Hunting and fishing Buddies that have gone before.So sorry Auntie Ceta, Sherry, Kersty, Chris, Carol and Family. From Wally Helen and Family ++++++++++++++++ Shirley Ann Williams died peacefully in Australia 7th September 2004. Beloved wife of Tom. Deeply loved and missed by her children William and Jane and her grandchildren Nicholas and Georgia.Much loved aunt of Shaughn Kevin and Nicola. ++++++++ TIDBITS CONGRATULATIONS !! To the Champions of the "Bridge Club with the Drinking Problem" - Maggles and Floraborealis Well done, enjoy your lunch - paid for by Nix and Ags !!