Bulawayo Morning Mirror Edition 1015 - 22/03/2023 www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Open this link to join the Morning Mirror WhatsApp Group: https://chat.whatsapp.com/G4uw2mTZGub2C9OeeRM10F Look out for us on Facebook! The Official Morning Mirror Facebook Group. Please contact magskriel@mac.com for information on how to place your advert. Morning Mirror is a publication run for the benefit of Bulawayo's only geriatric and frail care home - the Edith Duly Nursing home 1) Editorial WHO'S FOOLING WHO Most people look forward to Christmas, when all the children are home, there are Christmas trees and gifts.Some folk look forward to birthdays, or perhaps wedding anniversaries. Me I look forward to the First of April !! They say small things amuse small minds, well, that much I must admit is true, I revel in April Fools jokes. I love them, I spend all year planning pranks from the second of April onwards. Needless to say my poor family hates April Fools Day with as much passion as I love it. They of course are usually the butt of my jokes and they all start getting nervous round about now..... What on earth is mother going to do this year they groan.... No one, friends and relatives alike, comes to visit us on April the First. No one ever asks for a cup of tea on the First of April, having been through the old "enos fruit salts in the sugar basin routine". He Who Must Be Obeyed is especially wary on April The First, he always inspects the loo very carefully having been subjected to the old "cling wrap over the toilet bowl" joke. She Who Must Run writes big notes on her diary on the First of April, preparing herself for her idiotic Mum's pranks. She answers the phone with great caution and would not believe anyone, talk to anyone, listen to anyone who even remotely is connected with her misguided mother. She Who Must Sing has inherited her mothers rather perverted sense of humour and has all the makings of a prankster which fills me will motherly pride !! Even He Who Must Be Obeyed's office staff are wary on this fun filled day, no one takes calls from the tax man, the blood transfusion centre, the sales tax office or the Labour Relations Office or the C.I.O. on this day.... If you see a car driving around with an egg box balancing precariously on the roof on April The First, you can be sure there is a blond fool with a corny sense of humour behind the wheel. My Piece De Resistance Prank was of course, the year He Who Must Be Obeyed had the temerity to complain about my housekeeping once, when I served him a stale cheese roll for lunch one day. The cheek of it, I always manage to sandwich his luncheon requirements in successfully between tennis and bridge every day. So determined to effect revenge on him, I placed an advert in the Chronicle for a housekeeper with special qualities. "Busy executive requires housekeeper to manage busy household, must be able to cater for the demands of two rambunctious grandchildren. Must be compatible with the needs of a surly, grumpy parrot with a beak like a hawk. Must be able to cook gourmet meals for a party of 35 with an hours notice" You know, the average day in the life of the average Zimbabwe executive..." and of course I put his cell phone number in the advert. The first call came at 5.45 a.m...... and they came.... and they came... all day long until he changed his cell phone number..... but... he got the last laugh. To my absolute chagrin he came home with a beautiful 18 year old blond in tow.... and said she had applied for the job...... and undoubtedly had the best qualifications......... Sniff..... Does anyone know of any April Fools jokes for me for this year that will not backfire on me ++++ WATCHDOG NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE 52ND ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING OF THE GARDEN PARK TRUST WILL BE HELD ON WEDNESDAY 29TH MARCH 2023 IN THE GARDEN PARK COMMUNITY CENTRE AT 2.30PM. ++++ If you have old Zim notes I buy them!! Millions, Billions and Trillions, if you have 50 and 100 trillion. The prices are awesome inbox for more details princebharura6@gmail.com or call 0773243100 ++++ 2) Condolences/In Memoriam/Wreath Funds CUTHBERT CHIROMO Veteran educationist and former Mzilikazi High School and St Thomas Aquinas School headmaster, Cuthbert Chiromo, has died. Mr Chiromo is said to have collapsed and died inside his car on Kerr road in the Khumalo suburb Friday. His death reportedly came a few hours after addressing school heads at Girls College where to spoke about the 7Cs of leadership. Chiromo was the headmaster of Mzilikazi from September 1989 until the end of 2002. He is credited for recommending a raw, 16-year-old Peter Ndlovu to then Highlanders' coach Roy Baretto. Chiromo was Ndlovu's headmaster in the late 80s. Mr Cuthbert Chiromo retired as Head of St. Thomas Aquinas Primary school in 2021 after serving in the same post for 19 years. ++++ PAUL SHEPHERD For the notification of all Bulawayo and Northleans that knew Paul Shepherd it is with much sadness that I inform you that he Passed On this morning. ++++ Patsy Van Der Westhuizen On behalf of Queen Mary House, Bulawayo past residents and their families they would like to offer their deepest condolences to the family of Patsy Van Der Westhuizen on her passing last night. She was very helpful to many families during their loved ones passing. You will be sadly missed. Rest peacefully Patsy. You will be fondly remembered. ++++ COLIN BRISTOW Condolences to his family on the passing of an amazing man. ++++ ALAN RIDDELL Legendary Zimbabwean TV presenter Allan Riddell has died in Johannesburg, South Africa after a long battle with cancer, his friends have confirmed to Nehanda Radio. Riddell, a former chairman of the Advertising and Publicity Club of Harare was undoubtedly one of the giants of advertising, broadcasting, entertainment and fundraising in the country. In July 2021, Nehanda Radio broke the news of his illness, quoting longtime colleague and fellow broadcaster Noreen Welch. 'He has been and is a dear friend of many years, and since we first met and worked together at RBC. How I wish I could be with him at this time. I had such a vivid dream of him last night too,' said Noreen Welch. ++++ 3) Congratulations CONGRATULATIONS Izzy (nee Tredinnick) and Steve Collier, formally of Bulawayo, currently based in London, are delighted to share news of the birth of our son, Leo James, on 5 February weighing 3.9kg. All doing well and hope to introduce Leo to Zim at some point. itredinnickzw@gmail.com ++++ 4) Notices and Events ZIMBABWE ACADEMY OF MUSIC & PERFORMING ARTS BULAWAYO Tel: 2260684 / 2267195 E-mail: music@gatorzw.co.uk THURSDAY 23 MARCH AT 6.30 P.M. EASY VIRTUE Sir Noel Coward died fifty years ago on 26 March 1973 and Easy Virtue is based on the play written when he was only 25. It's a social comedy in which a glamorous American divorcee, Larita (Jessica Biel), meets and impetuously marries a young Englishman, John Whittaker (Ben Barnes), at the Monaco Grand Prix. When they return to England, his mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) takes an immediate and strong dislike to her daughter-in-law, while his father (Colin Firth) finds a kindred spirit and Family tensions escalate as she and her daughters make it their mission to drive her away from the family fold. - Biel holds her own with the seamless acting chops of Firth and Thomas. The movie benefits from a snappy musical score with familiar standout show tunes from Cole Porter. [Entertainment Spectrum] - Echoing the words of the great Porter song, Easy Virtue deliciously misbehaves. [Seattle Times] - A sparkling, classy and ultimately satisfying experience. [Observer] Admission: US$2.00 [free to Film Members] FRIDAY 24 MARCH AT 6.0 P.M. GIRLS' COLLEGE INTER-HOUSE SINGING COMPETITION The Noel Coward Trilogy originally scheduled 24 March will be shown at a later date THURSDAY 30 MARCH AT 6.30 P.M. SHARPE'S RIFLES Based on the novels by Bernard Cornwell, Sharpe ran to 14 full-length television films that follow the adventures of the titular soldier through the later years of the Napoleonic Wars. The programmes were an outstanding achievement for the small screen, dominated by Sean Bean's central performance as the heroic, troubled outsider who turns out to be a resourceful and loyal leader. Sharpe is often visually striking, the action tense and gripping. This first episode follows the exploits of Sharpe and his band of men through Spain after they survive an ambush by French cavalry. - Sharpe has brilliant, simple story lines, good action scenes and excellent characters. - This is a terrific action historical series, great acting and sets, I recommend this series to anybody. [IMDb]. Admission: US$2.00 [free to Film Members] FRIDAY 31 MARCH AT 6.30 P.M. MUSIC BY RACHMANINOV Sergei Rachmaninov was born on 1 April 1873 and the concert includes three works performed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra: Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini [Stephen Hough], Symphonic Dances - and his best-loved work, Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor [Helene Grimaud]. - The Paganini Rhapsody receives a scintillating performance from the soloist, Steven Hough. [Amazon] - The mercurial Rachmaninov Dances provide a virtuoso opener, which Rattle launches at a crisp tempo, allowing him to gather momentum and exploit the superb playing. [BBC Music Magazine] - Add to this the romanticism of the conductor, pianist, and composer and this is a truly outstanding presentation of the work (Piano Concerto No.2. Wonderful. Grimaud at her best. [Slipped Disc] Admission: US$2.00 [free to Red Carpet Members] SATURDAY 1 APRIL AT 10.00 A.M. ACADEMY STUDENT CONCERT Piano - Voice - Guitar - Violin - Saxophone - Trumpet - Drums - and more! Admission: US$2.00 [free to Film Members] THEREAFTER Wednesday 5 April at 6.30 p.m. Handel: Messiah [King's College] Thursday 6 April at 6.30 p.m. The Iron Lady [Margaret Thatcher died ten years ago on 8 April 2013] The Academy offices will be closed for the school holidays, Easter, Independence Day, Trade Fair. Thursday 4 May Spartacus [Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Sir Laurence Olivier] Friday 5 May Khachaturian: Spartacus - Ballet [Carlos Acosta] Supper will be available before DVD showings but orders for evening meals must be placed in advance. Further details from adelaide.muchetu@gmail.com - or phone 0774 004 449 ++++ 4) Congratulations ++++ 5) Roses And Raspberries ++++ 6) Pets Column ++++ 8) Bulawayo News ++++ 9) Harare And Gweru News ++++ 10) Wining, Dining and Coffee Houses ++++ 11) Property For Sale or to Rent Accomodation required ASAP Professional young woman with teenage daughter looking for a one bedroom furnished and self contained cottage/ or unfurnished cottage with good facilities situated in a secure garden setting preferably in Hillside, Matsheumhlope, Suburbs, Kumalo area. Please Whatsapp +263 773064911 Liz/ +263 774023411 Mrs Dawson ++++ Furnished One Bedroom cottage; good security; quiet, peaceful neighbourhood. $500 per month including laundry, water and electricity (when available). Whatsapp 0772282077 ++++ RODOR PROPERTIES (PRIVATE) LIMITED 5A, 9TH AVENUE, BULAWAYO HOUSES FOR SALE MATSHEUMHLOPHE: A beautiful 3-bedroomed 2 bath roomed home, on approximately 2 acres of land. Brick-under-tile includes lounge, fire place, TV lounge, dining room, study, fitted kitchen, pantry, double enclosed garage, domestic quarters, 2 boreholes (1 working), 2.51 sides fenced, 1.51 sides walled, sliding gate. Property includes a 1-bedroomed cottage, with lounge/dining room, bathroom, kitchen. An additional bedsitter cottage with shower. Water tank, 3 solar geysers, 6 solar panels, good security system. US$230,000 KUMALO: Family paradise, brick under tile, 4 bedroom 3 .51 bathroom home with built in cabinetry, a spacious kitchen, and 2 lounges. The master suite includes an office/study with own bathroom, ensuite and access to a private garden. The home is complete with a tennis court, swimming pool, a triple lock up garage, and a beautifully landscaped garden. US$350,000 BURNSIDE: A three-bedroomed, two-bath roomed, brick under tile family home. In a great location. Includes a fitted kitchen with scullery, dining room, lounge, and veranda. It has a double staff quarter. The house is on approximately 1 acre of land, and has an orchard. US$150,000 PARKLANDS: Brick under tile, 4 bedrooms, BICs, main ensuite, family bathroom, separate toilet, lounge, fireplace, dining room, fitted kitchen with oven and hob, front and back veranda, double carport, 3 staff quarters with tub, working borehole, walled and gated. US$85,000 (negotiable). WOODLANDS: In a desirable neighbourhood close to shopping centres, schools, and hospitals. It is a contemporary family home with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, with a main ensuite. All bedrooms have built in cupboards. The house has a fitted kitchen with laundry room, spacious lounge and dining room. The family bathroom has a separate toilet and shower. The house also has an office. Property has a prolific borehole and single domestic quarters BRADFIELD: A three-bedroom home under tile with a veranda, lounge, fireplace, bathroom, separate toilet, kitchen, laundry, staff quarters, carport, fenced and gated with a large and small gate US$138,000 FLATS FOR SALE HILLSIDE: Modern, open plan, one bedroom flat. Excellent Investment US$65,000 neg TOWN HOUSE FOR SALE HUMEPARK: $90,000. Two bedrooms, lounge/ dining room, fitted kitchen, pantry, and a complex borehole. ILANDA: $220,000. 3 bedroom 3 bathrooms. Lounge, Dining room, fitted kitchen, office/study, staff quarters, laundry, garage that fits 3 cars. Beautiful private garden for residents only. RESIDENTIAL STANDS FOR SALE Riverside: 1,3 acres of land. Double staff quarters. fenced, council water and electricity available BUENA VISTA: 1 acre of undeveloped land. Great road access, prime location, water and electricity available PLOTS & FARMS FOR SALE KENSINGTON: Agricultural/ residential stands of 2 and 5 acres each, selling for US$26000 and US$50000 respectively. Also for sale in the area is a Commercial Stand, with great potential, for sale at US$80000. KENSINGTON: fully functional plot with 2 boreholes, 4 fowl runs that hold 300 chickens each. A 1-bedroom cottage, 4 roomed staff quarters. On the property is a water reservoir and an orchard with indigenous and exotic trees. Water and electricity available. The land size is 6 Acres. US$120,000 COMMERCIAL PROPERTY FOR SALE CENTRAL BUSINESS DISTRICT: House on large stand. Ideal for offices, plenty of parking- US$200000 OUT OF TOWN PROPERTIES FOR SALE. We have properties for sale in Beitbridge, Binga, Harare, Hwange, Mlibizi, Mutare, Redcliff, and Plumtree. High/ low density, residential, commercial, and holiday homes US$85000-US$250000 full details on enquiry FOR THESE AND OTHER PROPERTIES FOR SALE PHONE (029) 2274581/3 (LANDLINE)CALL: CINDY: 0784553171/ PROBITY: 0782119972/ BRYAN: 0772238431 EMAIL: cindy@rodor.co.zw Visit us on our website: www.rodorproperties.co.zw VALUATIONS AND ESTIMATES Want to sell We can assist you with an estimation of the value of your property. We are registered with the valuer's council of Zimbabwe, and offer a complete and efficient service of property valuation for any purpose. For valuations, phone (029) 2274581/3 (landline), or email probity@gmail.com/ bryan@rodor.co.zw Or sales@rodor.co.zw PROPERTY MANAGEMENT Our property management staff will be happy to assist you in securing suitable tenants for your property, and managing it thereafter. RESIDENTIAL QUEENS PARK: 3 bedrooms, fitted kitchen, lounge, dining area, separate bathroom and toilet and cottage, walled and gated. Available 1st April 2023. $450,00/pm KUMALO: 2 attractive homes available immediately. Rental US$1,500 each. COMMERCIAL PROPERTIES FOR RENT Offices to let: Close to CBD. size 85 to 285sqm Rentals: US$ 360,00 to US$740,00 Available: immediately Terms and Conditions apply CITY: Offices of approximately 200 sqm, available immediately. $2000 OLD FALLS ROAD, CLOSE TO CBD: 455sqm available immediately $1800 negotiable. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON PROPERTIES AVAILABLE FOR RENTING, OR IF YOU WISH TO PLACE YOUR PROPERTY ON OUR LETTING LIST, YOU ARE INVITED TO CONTACT US ON (029)2274581/3 (LANDLINE, OR MAIL TO reslet@rodor.co.zw or rentals@rodor.co.zw , OR VISIT OFFICES AT 5A 9TH AVENUE, BETWEEN ROBERT MUGABE AND JOSIAH TONGOGARA AVENUE HOURS OF BUSINESS: MONDAY TO FRIDAY 8AM -4.30PM SATURDAYS 8AM-11AM WE NEED PROPERTIES FOR SALE AND TO RENT FOR REGISTERED BUYERS AND TENANTS. ALL VIEWERS ARE ACCOMPANIED BY A MEMBER OF OUR STAFF. ++++ IAN & CO. REAL ESTATE 111 JOSIAH TONGOGARA STREET, BETWEEN 11TH /12TH AVENUE HOUSES FOR SALE PADDONHURST- US$72 000 A neat semi-detached house comprising living room, enclosed Patio, dining room and kitchen. The property also has an outdoor storeroom, and helpers quarters at the back. Plus a prolific Borehole. ILANDA - US$170 000 Brick under tile, in good condition comprising 3 bedrooms, main ensuite, family bathroom, TV lounge, lounge, dining area, spacious kitchen, 2 roomed domestic quarters, garage, working borehole, walled and gated. Stand Size: Approximately 3000sqm KUMALO - US$149 000 Neat family home comprising 4 bedrooms, main ensuite, lounge cum dining, neatly fitted kitchen, 2 roomed domestic quarters, carport, working borehole, walled and gated. PELANDABA - US$35 000 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, toilet, walled and gated. NKETA 8 - US$35 000 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, toilet, walled and gated. Stand Size 612 square metres. CEMENTSIDE - US$25 000 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, toilet, walled and gated. Stand Size 633 square metres. COMMERCIAL PROPERTIES FOR SALE CBD - US$260 000 Commercial Property suitable for a Doctor's Practice comprising of a reception area, waiting area, consultation room, medical procedures room, kitchen, domestic quarters, ideally located close to other medical facilities, also suitable for office use. THORNGROVE - US$375 000 Well situated property comprising offices, warehouses, ablution areas, working borehole, suitable for warehousing, bulk wholesaling, workshop, close to the CBD, walled and gated ESIGODINI - US$150 000 Warehouse, 4 storerooms, outside toilet, 3 phase electricity and water available. TOWN HOUSES FOR SALE VICTORY HEIGHTS DUPLEX COMPLEX - US$250 000 Victory Heights town houses situated in the resort town of Victoria Falls consists of a gated community with 24 units being 2-3-bedroom double storey apartments, comprising lounge with functional living space, dining area, neatly fitted kitchen, bathroom and toilet, neatly manicured gardens, these units are spacious, private and lavish and are ideal for holiday homes, first time buyers, young couples and investment. Nostro payments acceptable PROPERTIES TO LET We offer bespoke solutions in property management and provide professional services to landlords and tenants alike. For more information on letting visit our offices and chat to our highly experienced property managers We are looking for more properties for Sale and to Let. We also do Valuations and Estimations for all kinds of properties. For more information call Kelvin on +263 773 366 207, Mihla on +263 772 478 287, Ian +263 712 871 455, Landline (0292)886626 or email at sales@ian.co.zw, letting@ian.co.zw. Visit us on our website ian.co.zw ++++ Seeking house to rent Seeking a 3-5 bedroom house in one of the low density suburbs to rent starting 1 Feb. Many references available. Budget US$300-400 Please contact Martin on 0776 242222. ++++ 12) Accommodation in South Africa ++++ 12b) Accommodation in Botswana ++++ 14) Catering and Food ++++ 15) Vehicles for Sale and Hire ++++ 16) Travel and Tours ++++ 17) Computers And Electronics ++++ 18) Lifts Wanted And Offered ++++ 19) Seeking Friends My nephew is trying to collect Rhodesian Memorabilia . I do not have his grandparents passports they were long discarded. He wants an old Rhodesian passport for his collection. Anyway if you have any leads it would make his week and I am happy to pay 100 pounds at least . In that way it will make the little lad happy and may help someone in Rhodesia with the poor economic climate. Michael Gerard Condon 37 Gloucester street Kingston- Upon- Hull East Riding of Yorkshire HU46PT England mikecondon2017@gmail.com ++++ 20) Situations Wanted and Situations Vacant Agnes Chivhima is seeking employment. Agnes has excellent educational qualifications both at Secondary and Tertiary Institutions and has a degree in Development Studies. Agnes has had several years of work experience in Southern Africa, including merchandising, till operations, financial calculations, stock taking, social performance planning and warehouse management. She has also worked extensively in the hotel industry. Agnes has current excellent references and can be contacted on +263776420975 ++++ For all your bookkeeping requirements contact Accurate Bookkeeping Services. I am able to work part time from your premises or from mine. Acquisitions of ITF263, Company registration with Zimra, NSSA, Payroll services, Budgeting, Cashflow Statements, Profit and Loss and balance sheet accounts. I can help with all aspects of Bookkeeping Contact 0778691097 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a nurse aide. Has worked with the elderly and has worked at UBH hospital looking after sick patients. Willing to work day or night duty. Holding a Red Cross certificate. Please contact 0782696356 ++++ Would you know of anybody or any organisation that would employ an editor for books, Articles, letters, theses, CVs and application letters, speeches etc If so, please let me have contact details. This editor is a young woman in her late 30s with years of experience. email in the first instance - rsmrharrison46@gmail.com ++++ 21) SERVICES Adrian Bolze is back in business!! He and his expert staff are ready to assist you with all tree felling and maintenance requirements. Mobile +263 71 240 4987 ++++ GRAVE CARE. We maintain graves around the city of Bulawayo Cemeteries. Once every month for one year at a price of $50 per grave per year. We remove weeds around the grave and sweep as well. Wash the tombstone , trim the flowers it there are any. We also do tombstone repairs that comes with an extra charge. For more information contact : App/Call +263772327574 and +263718727574. ++++ BOREHOLE AND WATER SERVICES For all domestic, industrial and farming water installations, please contact Bancroft and Neil Water for an efficient and professional service. Our products include, Borehole drilling, Pump installation, Pump repairs, Capacity testing, Spares, and Bulk water delivery. Contact: Vusumuzi Sinyoka on 0772775136, or Wonder Chikware on 0773490818. Phone: 2880844/2880846/2881074 ++++ For all your domestic and industrial repairs and renovations:- carpentry, partitioning, ceilings, fascia boards, trusses, structural timber, roofing, floors, sanding, floor-tiling, guttering, building, painting, welding, plumbing, electrical work, roof leaks plus much more We also treat and replace all termite damaged floor - timber, underneath all hollow tonque and grooved floors. We also repair broken durawalls and build new ones. Please contact us by telephone or send a whatsapp message: Landline: +263 292 226473 Mobile: +263 772 312 320 Mobile: +263 772 322 181 email: jasonheath407@gmail.com ++++ ANTE NATAL CLASSES AND BABY VACCINATIONS I teach a set of 4 classes covering pregnancy, labour, baby care, breastfeeding and other information. I also do a "crash course" for out of towners. These classes are valuable even if you're having an elective CAESAREAN SECTION!! Please book early. (I work part time at my BABY CLINIC doing vaccinations and growth monitoring :-) Appointments are essential. For any further information contact SISTER JAN JOHNSTON on 0292466741/2 from 8 am til 12 pm Mon to Fri or 0292237240, 0712 728 350 or 0772 749 749 (w/app) or email me on jicsj@yoafrica.com or janfjohnston8@gmail.com ++++ 22) Health And Beauty ++++ 23) Tuition ++++ 24) Miscellaneous For Sale ++++ 25) Wanted To Buy or Hire I am looking for a classic/vintage car in good condition. I am particularly interested in a Mercedes Benz 1953-1963 models or a jaguar Mark 1 or Mark 2 1955-1959. I've owned these two cars before and would relish the opportunity to own one again Please call Tamuka on +263 773 289 506 or email me on thmuzondo@yahoo.com ++++ 26) Clothing And Fashion ++++ 27) Boats and Fishing ++++ 28) Garden, Decor And Home JILL'S SUPER ORGANIC COMPOST BLACK GOLD 99% WEED FREE EXCELLENT FOR POTS, VEGETABLES, FLOWER BEDS, SEEDLINGS AND LAWNS. WILL DELIVER 5 X 50KG BAGS OR MORE LOCALLY. CONTACT JILL AT 2246688 OR 07784955 99 ++++ 29) TIDBITS The content that is published in Morning Mirror does not necessarily reflect the editor's opinion. Morning Mirror reserves the right to refuse any advertising or content. ++++