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What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear no T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $200,000; suit rental - $1000.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $30 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER!
Andrew and Camilla Taylor are delighted to announce the arrival of their daughter, Emma Jessica, a sister for Jodie, on the 21st July 2004.
Perez, Bridget Colleen.
Passed away in Bournemouth, UK on the 29th July 2004 after losing her
battle with cancer.
Our thoughts and prayers are with Paul.
David, Sheena & Laura Liddell
GERALD BION
To Alan and Clifford Bion and their families - we have so many great memories of "Mr. B.". God bless you all as you continue your lives without his physical presence. He's off partying on another plane with, or without, collar and tie! Love to you all from all the Fulton Clan.
I have just been told of the death of a very dear friend living at Edith Duly - Vic Swindell - and have written to his wife JOYCE so wont ask you to add condolences as there is no way we can help by sending money over..unless I can find a good way!!
Sincerely
Jean (Tuckey)
Lazarus Ivan passed away peacefully after a short illness.Greatly missed and deeply mourned by his children Darrell and Susan and Cheryl and Rick and grandchildren.
Ivan Lazarus
An independent,uncomplaining gentleman gone to rest in his ninetieth
year.We shall miss you 'Mr Watches'. Fondly remembered and so sadly
missed by his family,friends and staff.
DEBBIE ROBINSON
THE ROBINSON, GENNER AND DE SMIDT FAMILIES WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY THANK EVERYONE FOR THEIR LOVE, SYMPATHY AND SUPPORT DURING PADDY'S ILLNESS AND PASSING - YOU ARE ALL VERY SPECIAL TO US.
Tony Norton, Husband of Frances, Father of Glenn and Alison, Phil,
Nadine and Adam
Grandpa of Nicholas, Jade, Amber and Emma
Passed away Saturday 24 July 2004
Bob Wood pass away peacefully after a long illness on Thursday, 15th July. Husband of Sheila, father of Robert (Namibia), Kevin (South Africa), Gladys (Byo), Harold (Byo) and Linda (Australia). Memorial Service to be held on Saturday 24th July at 10.30am at Revival Centre, Galway Road, Famona.
HORTON, JOHN. Our dear brother John passed away on the 22nd July after a short illness. New Zealand. He will be sadly missed by us all in Hilton and Dot Morgan, Barry and Jenny and the 5 boys.
Is there another country anywhere in the world where the cost of one local telephone call is greater than one term's school fees?
I count him braver who conquers his desires
than him who conquers his enemies,
for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
Aristotle
"One of the Directors of my company came from the UK to live in Zimbabwe in the 1980s.
Of late he had said that he had "given up on Zim" !!
Last week, on a visit to a Trade Exhibition in Bulawayo, he took time to visit the Matopos.
That day, he changed his mind!!! "
BEWARE FEEDING RAISINS AND GRAPES TO DOGS IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MIRROR CAN ONLY DEAL WITH E MAIL QUERIES, PLEASE DO NOT PHONE IN YOUR ADVERTS AND QUERIES... ONLY E MAILS WILL BE CONSIDERED ADVERTISERS !! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION FOR YOUR ADVERT PLEASE MAKE A CHEQUE TO "EDITH DULY NURSING HOME" OR SPCA AND LET ME KNOW AT "magskriel@mac.com"
