Thoughts From The Shower

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- If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned

- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it

- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous

- Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C

- Why is the letter W, in English, called double U Shouldn't it be called double V

- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

- The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

- The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.-



Watchdog !!

Please could you let the public know that SPCA is in a critical state with literally weeks before we might need to close down. There is no money!

So any donations for the shop which is the most profitable side of the institution is most welcome.

SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS

Our shop now has Ecocash for easy payment. Come in and Browse for lots of lovely bargains. We also need all your unwanted goods for resale to raise funds to keep our kennels running.
Shop hours
Monday 2pm - 3.45pm
Tuesday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm- 3.15pm
Wednesday 9am - 12pm 2pm - 3.45pm
Thursday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm
Friday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm
First Saturday of each month 9am -10.45am

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