Morning Mirror Smalls 174 - 5/2/2006


NOTICES


THOSE FAVOURITE OLD ADVERTS OF OURS !

"What a day - What a headache" said my wife. "Take Anadin" I said hopefully. For after action satisfaction I had my pack of Lexington on hand. I felt irresistible. After all, I had the Colgate ring of confidence, and being on the right side of the money barrier, was now a Rhobanker. I had just bought a sweep ticket (*) after a tip from Schhh..... you know who.
I was feeling confident, having a sizeable collection of Macey's green stamps. I had also heard that my debt to Greatermans had been cancelled. It's true, I heard it on the radio - You Pay No More At Greatermans. All those in favour, raise your yellow plastic Dishwallah and say "HAU !"
I was on my way to Scottish Jewellers when I saw a hot chick named Olivine. (Clearly the Best.) She was the only one who knew where I could get my Bosal Exhaust fitted. As I lit her Kingsgate cigarette, she whispered "The Rich Okes Get All the Cherries Hay." I soon cheered up when I saw my friend Honey Beat, who said "I like it, I like it, I love it"
"Pocket a Packet of Pascalls" murmured Hortense the Hippo, while giving the kids their Royco Soup. "Soup makes you big like a giant" said one. "I hate it" said the other. Cashel Valley Baked Beans (pleeeeze) cleared the air, although with a skin like yours I'd recommend Phillips Milk of Magnesia. (Yeah, get the big bottle.) I was feeling out of focus, so decided to have a Quick Click at Clintons before my meeting. "Nyore Nyore Zimbabwe Furnishers" sang the Chairman as he Tabled his report at the meeting. The sun was relentless, so I applied a coat of Turtle Wax to my swanky Peugeot 404. The Chocolate Jungle Juice was running out, so I Sold My House Through Fox & Carney, and gave Biddulphs a Buzz. I decided to phone Rixi Taxis 60666, as I knew I'd Never Get Away Without an Exide.

PS I"m sorry to say, I completely forgot to Speke to Stanley Gordon about the Bakers Union.

PPS Beef Eaters make Better Lovers remember !!



NOTICES
SUBURBS NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH MEETING

MONDAY 6 FEBRUARY 2006 AT B.A.C. AT 5.45 FOR 6 P.M.

PLEASE ALL SUBURBS RESIDENTS ATTEND THIS IMPORTANT MEETING



BULAWAYO CLUB - Valentine's Dinner Dance Tuesday 14th February, 2006. Private Dining Room - 7 for 7.30 p.m. Open to Club Members and Guests. Cost: Per person $1mn Bookings through the Club Office - Telephone 64868 Dress: Smart; Collar and Tie



BULAWAYO CLUB - 1 Day International Cricket Sunday, 12th February, 2006 Members Bar - start 6 a.m. until end of match. Full breakfast from 7.30 a.m. Hamburger rolls on going.



Bridge lessons have started at Bulawayo Bridge Club

Details as follows:
Venue: Bulawayo Bridge Club 77 Cecil Ave
Dates: Starting 4th Feb and running every Saturday for 12 lessons
Times: 10 a.m. to 12 noon
Cost: $600,000 includes 6 months free membership of the Bridge Club Interested persons should contact me at aghope@mweb.co.zw or pitch up on the 4th

EDITH DULY NURSING HOME URGENTLY REQUIRE FOUR NEW OR GOOD TYRES FOR OUR MAZDA B 1600.

CAN ANY KIND PERSON ASSIST US WITH THIS REQUEST.

e mail - magskriel@mac.com





ON DISPLAY FOR THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY
ART WORK BY D A V E R I X,
Unframed Oils : Wildlife, Landscape, Abstract, Flowers.
ON AT PICASSO'S ART AND FRAMING (next to the Brass Monkey, Bradfield)

A.G.M. of Special Olympics Matabeleland to be held at Milton Junior School at 5.15p.m. on 9 February 2006. All interested persons welcome.

THE PIONEERS SOCIETY

130A Jason Moyo Street Telephone 65367 e-mail pioneers@gatorzw.co.uk Anne's Home 296613
The ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING OF THE MATABELELAND BRANCH
will take place on SATURDAY 18th FEBRUARY 2006
The meeting will commence at approx 11.00am, followed by lunch. Braai facilities will be available. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN MEAT. Please also bring a salad to share if you wish. (If you do not want to share then just bring your own,) AS WELL AS EVERYTHING ELSE YOU NEED, including chairs, utensils, FOOD AND DRINK.
If you do not have to get back for 'bowls' or something, and if it is not too wet, after lunch we hope to be able to visit the Missionary Tree, small (Fletcher) cemetery and the site of Lobengula's Umvutcha Kraal - returning to the house for tea. If you are staying for tea, please bring something to eat.
The venue is UMVUTCHA FARM (Directions to get there) Proceed North along MAIN STREET past the Cemetery. Cross over the railway- line bridge and continue for +- 4 ks, past Sauerstown Police Station on your left, garage on the right. Soon after this the road narrows and becomes very rough. It is old narrow tar and is MORE POT-HOLES THAN ANYTHING ELSE!! DRIVE WITH EXTREME CAUTION for approx 2ks. Then on the LEFT hand side there is a fairly big sliding gate (red oxide painted) with an Attendant who will open it for you. Ask him which way you should go. Probably the left hand fork until you reach the house.
PLEASE WEAR NAME TAGS If you have any queries or need help with transport, please contact Anne.

THE PUBLIC NOTICE FOR THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING FOR CHIPANGALI WILDLIFE ORPHANAGE
WILL BE HELD ON THE Of 25th FEBRUARY AT 14H00 IN THE LADY DIANA CONFERENCE CENTRE, AT CHIPANGALI WILDLIFE ORPHANAGE, OFF THE GWANDA / BULAWAYO ROAD. ALL WELCOME.



The Byo Help Network February monthly meeting is now scheduled for Thur 23 February 2006. Tea available from 12.30pm so that the meeting can begin promptly at 1pm. Venue is Senior Citizens' Club, 11 a Clark Rd, Suburbs.

NEWS FROM INYATHI CHILDREN'S' SHELTER

Mrs Ndlovu is the Founder and sole organiser for the Inyathi children's shelter. She has been running the shelter for a long time now, with little (if any) meaningful financial assistance. I have just had a very long chat with her whilst she lies in a hospital bed fighting breast-cancer that is spreading like wildfire. I was so taken aback by her lack of self pity and her determination. Her whole concern while we were talking was the welfare of the children she has been caring for. The dormitory where the children were housed, is now longer functioning as the costs were simply too high. All the children have been farmed out to the closest living relative/ family friend. She is deeply concerned with cases of abuse and has to try make follow up calls to all these different homes throughout Inyathi to make sure the children are even being fed. The only thing she can do is house all the children together for a week to 10 days each school holiday, where they are issued clothing, toys, books, food and most importantly offered some form of informal counselling.
She has developed a very good bond with all 30 children and feels that they know they can talk to her when they are having a problem. She has no idea how long she'll be in hospital in Harare... Here is a lady with such a warm heart, who herself has less than the average and yet all she does is give to others.
I personally don't think I can "fix" the situation with the kids, but can only try to make the time they are housed at the Shelter a good one. I will continue to store (here at the farm) all donations until each school holiday where I will distribute it with Mrs Ndlovu. I will also try raise funds to cover all their meals etc at the Shelter and to work on obtaining enough blankets to distribute before the cold weather sets in for Winter.
E MAIL - Nadine -



MPILO ABANDONED BABIES HOME
We have between 20 and 30 ABANDONED babies at Mpilo Hospital at the moment . We have now got a Home to put all the unwanted babies. The house is situated in Suburbs on Heyman road. We are looking for help in all areas. Its a beautiful big Suburbs house that requires alot of work in and out, the garden, plants, grass, fixing the borehole pump, swimming pool, wall, gate, etc etc .. We are appealing for any unwanted baby clothes, toys, cots, prams, car chairs, furniture, fridges, stoves, book cases, blankets, etc etc .. You can contact me on the following numbers or send an e mail address to true2life@zol.co.zw OR Any queries (or donations) can go to Pastor Ray Motsi of the Bulawayo Baptist Church on 09-60257 or Corner G. Silundika and Second Ave Byo.
Home : 250091 Mobile : 011 622 363 Thanking you very much
Kim Barow
I would like to thank everyone that has donated over the past 6 months. It was and is greatly appreciated.

FALCON COLLEGE
VALENTINE'S DINNER DANCE POPULAR LIVE BAND RUDIE GOUMA & TOOKIE ANDROLAKIS OF "COUNTRY ROCK CONNECTION"

DATE: SATURDAY 11TH FEBRUARY, 2006
TIME: 7PM
VENUE : WHITESTONE SCHOOL HALL
WHITESTONE WAY BURNSIDE BULAWAYO
DRESS : SMART

Delicious menu by Frank & Elsie Bar kindly organised by Bulawayo Golf Club If you were at last year's dance then you won't want to miss this year's! Phone now to book so that there won't be any disappointment. Lots of prizes for lucky ticket numbers....

Telephone Yvonne 09-245768

DESRAY'S ACROBATIC DANCING ACADEMY

IS MOVING TO : THE ZIMBABWE ACADEMY OF MUSIC, HILLSIDE ROAD, JUST BEFORE ESKIMO HUT ON THE 11TH FEBRUARY 2006. TIMETABLE REMAINS UNCHANGED. CONTACT NO'S: 091 321 230 OR 287673 EVENINGS.



PLEASE HELP US TO HELP THOSE WHO CANNOT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES
The SPCA Shop would like all your unwanted household goods such as records. tapes, C D's, books, magazines, cutlery. crockery, pictures, jigsaw puzzles, games, ornaments, toys, costume jewellery, newspapers, jam jars, 500 ml screw top plastic bottles, purity jars, used tablet and vitamin containers, clothes, in fact anything you do not want we can use. Our shop is between 14th and 15th Avenues Robert Mugabe way. Telephone 69814. We do not open on a Monday morning. Come in and browse. .Thank you to all the Bulawayo residents for the wonderful support.

THATCH PALACE
Note to any travellers South : I drove my parents to a family get- together in Swaziland last year. My Dad navigated & many a father- daughter screeching match ensued as he reckoned I didn't follow his instructions properly whilst I claimed it impossible to follow instructions from an out-of-date-map (eg. Go straight at a t- junction!) Consequently, we ended up stopping at some very odd & overpriced places for breaks, meals and even overnight. So, we were all delighted to agree that the 'Thatch Palace" just outside Pietersberg was the perfect stop-over. As only quick stop, we shared room - each had a double bed with reading lights etc. in large room with separate dressing area and usual TV & coffee/tea maker etc. Food was good & cheap & service very pleasant. We all reckoned it was the "Hilton" of the trip (& cheapest) but my folks were particularly impressed with the value-for-money basics - that from seasoned travellers whose next trip includes an Alaskan cruise! Thatch Palace phone is (015) 289 9553/4. This recommendation is only from personal experience and particularly for Zimbos, due limited forex/value, as overnight stay - certainly wouldn't suggest it as a holiday destination! (R.H.)

MOTORING MATTERS (ALL CHANGE)

1. CARBON TAX PAYMENTS FOR MOTORISTS VISITING ZIMBABWE:-
ZIMRA has published a new notice and apology to the effect that the Carbon Tax fees announced for visiting motorists are in fact annual fees and not monthly fees (as was suspected and despite initial confirmation received from ZIMRA).

The correct payments due for a 30 day period, or part thereof, are as follows:-
Up to 1500 cc US$6
1501 cc - 2000 cc US$11
2001 cc - 3000 cc US$15
3001 cc and above US$30
AUTOMOBILE ASSOCIATION OF ZIMBABWE (MATABELELAND BRANCH)
Automobile Association of Zimbabwe aazbyo@mweb.co.zw

LOS ANGELES - Scientists say they have confirmed that a so-called 10th planet discovered last year is bigger than Pluto, but that likely won't quell the debate over what makes a planet. It has the dubious name of UB 313 !!

The astronomers who spotted the icy, rocky body - informally called UB313 - had reported only a rough estimate of its size based on its brightness.

But another group of researchers has come up with what is believed to be the first calculation of UB313's diameter.

By measuring how much heat it radiates, German scientists led by Frank Bertoldi of the University of Bonn estimated that UB313 was about 1,864 miles across. That makes it larger than Pluto, which has a diameter of about 1,429 miles.
"It is now increasingly hard to justify calling Pluto a planet if UB313 is not also given this status," Bertoldi said in a statement.

NEWS ON WOOTY

Wooty died about 4 years ago. On November 13th, some of us went to the Bok Bar after the Rhodesian Service and Luncheon and we met Wooty's son and daughter. Sad, but that's life. Ah well, just add another bottle of wine to that,

IAIN

You spoke about 'Wootty'. As far as I remember, about 3 years ago there was a thing in the paper that he had died in England. I think it was cancer, but I'm not sure. Shame, we remember him with his glass of wine, more of which went through his mouth rather than cooking with it, and those large black framed glasses of his, and I was only about 6 when he was on TV here! Have a good weekend. Cheers, Carol Warren



Rotary Club's of Bulawayo - District 9210
The four Bulawayo Rotary Clubs meet as follows:

Rotary Club of Bulawayo South - Monday's 12:30 for 12:45 Venue: The Bulawayo Club - 8th Ave, Fort Street, City Centre
Rotary Club of Belmont - Tuesday's 12:45 Venue: Bulawayo Golf Club, Suburbs
Rotary Club of Matopos - Tuesday's 17:30 Venue: BAC Sports Club, off 12th Ave.
Rotary Club of Bulawayo - Friday's 12:30 for 12:45 Venue: Bulawayo Golf Club, Suburbs

If you would like further information on the work, aims & achievements of Rotary please contact Maureen Bond (District Administrator) Tel (09) 244710 (pm) or email bonds@gatorzw.co.uk Rotary International - "Service Above Self"



To add to your 'hold onto your nuts' We were told by a South African motorist that they had to pay a fine for a bird that had flown into their roof rack and obviously been killed. The Cop at the road block on the Kariba Road gave them a long speel about not being allowed to kill wild life in Zimbabwe and they would have to pay a fine!!!!!! They eventually were basically forced to part with presumably a bribe I guess next it will be the grasshoppers etc that get caught in the front grill which will cause us to part with the ever increasing fines
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Fridge repairs, Coldroom repairs and car air conditioners regassed. Please phone Wayne on 091211194/67405 We also sell assorted ice block/cubes sizes for all your functions.

WE KNOW FUEL IS EXPENSIVE BUT WITH US ACCOMMODATION IS CHEAP AND FISHING IS GOOD BOOK NOW HOUSEBOATS/CHALETS IN BINGA (051) 400/396 011 716 874.



ROAD TRAFFIC ACCIDENT INVESTIGATIONS

We have been involved in the investigations of road accidents for many years, whilst in the BSAP, and after for Insurance companies. It is remarkable how the general public, having been involved in an accident, accept the findings, of investigations, which at the very best can only be described as inadequate. Our experience after re-modelling the scene, and then looking at every angle, in numerous cases reveal vehicles are either unroadworthy, and some mechanical fault caused the unfortunate event, or some outside influence contributed to the accident. No motor accident, is in fact an accident, it is caused by something. We look for that cause. Documentation is produced by us, and is accepted by the Police, Lawyers, and Insurance companies. For more information, contact us on palladin@mweb.co.zw, or phone Byo 258147

VALENTINES SOON!!!
Lovely range of Avroy Shlain perfumes, make-up and various cosmetics, as well as costume jewellery. Please contact Helen on 880770/1

CAMP AMALINDA MATOPO HILLS VALENTINES SPECIAL
TUESDAY 14th February 2006
Join us for a night of romance. Exquisite Mozambican Seafood Dinner prepared by Chef Carmen Rivertt Spoil your valentine... This is an evening not to be missed ZW$ 5 950 000 per person per night (Includes Valentine Dinner, bed and full English Breakfast) For bookings : contact Gayzie- 243954

CARDS & GIFTS STATIONERY & GIFTS

Haddon and Sly Centre Fife Street Between 8th & 9th Avenue Bulawayo Tel/Fax : 09 - 76333

If you are not sure on what to buy, please pop in and feel free to browse around. You can now do ALL your shopping under one roof. We have SAFE and SECURE parking . For the LATEST and the GREATEST gifts please pay us a visit. We have the LARGEST range of Greeting cards for all occasions and a HUGE range of School and Office Stationery, including Jnr & High School Text Books. Also available, Children's Books, Toys, Frames, Candles Candle Holders, Teak Clocks, Teddy Bears, Coffee Mugs, Gift Wrap, Silverware, Glassware, Hand Made Pottery, Wind Chimes, Bookmarks, Fashion Jewellery, Calendars, Diaries, and lots, lots more
We get the LATEST DVD titles weekly. The following has just arrived.
Where the truth lies, The Man, Fear, The Weather Man, Redemption, Edison Lassie, Transporter 2, 11:14, Bionicle 1, 2 & 3 ( Kids ), Goodnight & Goodluck, Jarhead, Pride & Prejudice, Fun with Dick and Jane, Saw 2, Zathura, Shopgirl, Rumour Has It, The Matador, The Mechanik, Walk the Line, The Family Stone, Cake, Half Light, Just like Heaven, Mama Jack, Doom, Harry Potter 4, Prime, North Country, The Constant Gardener, Jacqueline Hyde, Flight Plan, Oliver Twist,Brothers Grimm, Wedding Crashers, Fantastic Females ( musical ) and Rap . If you would like to be informed on the LATEST DVD`S weekly, please send an an E Mail to the following e mail address, Please head e mail DVD Mailing list. jack@zol.co.zw

ANDERSON GIFT & TOY SHOP AND KIOSK
fife Street Extension Next to Anderson Motors 8 Bristol Road TELEPHONE :883210
FOR THE BOYS GUNS, ARMY TOYS, REMOTE CARS, BASKET BALL SETS AND COMPUTER GAMES. FOR THE GIRLS DOLL, BARBIE DOLLS, EARRINGS,HANDBAGS, BEAUTY SETS. FOR ADULTS SHOES, TOPS, SHIRTS AND MAKEUP SETS. KIOSK DRINKS, SWEETS, CHIPS, CIGARETTES VALENTINES! VALENTINES! VALENTINES! With valentines just around the conner, WE HAVE LOVELY TEDDY BEARS, VALENTINE'S HEARTS ROSES AND PERFUMES. BUSINESS HOURS MONDAY TO FRIDAY 8.30AM TO 5PM SATURDAYS 8.30AM TO 12PM



I CAN RECOMMEND A DRIVER WHO HAS BASIC MECHANICAL SKILLS. IN ADDITION HE HAS WORKED IN A GARAGE

E MAIL

magskriel@mac.com



THE NESBITT CASTLE - VALENTINES DINNER
Treat your loved one to a romantic Valentines dinner this year at The Nesbitt Castle. Bookings can be made at reception. Telephone: (09) 282726 Email: nesbitt.castle@nandb.co.zw Website: www.nesbitthospitality.co.zw Join The Nesbitt Castle Mailing List and be informed of current specials and functions. Email lee@nandb.co.zw to be added to The Nesbitt Castle Mailing Lis

FABRIC LIBRARY BULAWAYO
14TH AVE/FIFE STREET GOOD NEWS! AS OF 1 FEBRUARY 2006 FABRIC LIBRARY WILL BE RETAILING TO THE PUBLIC. PLEASE COME IN AND BROWSE. WE HAVE LOCAL AND IMPORTED FABRICS AT VERY COMPETITIVE PRICES AS WELL AS A WIDE RANGE OF WINDOW ACCESSORIES. LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL..

P.S. WE WILL SOON BE MOVING TO THE ZITF GROUNDS SO WATCH THIS SPACE FOR DETAILS !!

BOOKS BOOKS AND MORE BOOKS
Novels, Paperbacks, Cookery, Coffee Table, Informative and SCHOOL text books Holland and Redfern have a vast number of books of all types, sizes and conditions at +/- 120 000 a bundle inclusive of VAT. (A bundle can be anything from 1 to 5 books) You cannot beat this price anywhere. PLEASE COME IN AND BROWSE AT ANY TIME, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR AUCTION DAY, YOU CAN PURCHASE THESE OUT OF HAND ON ANY DAY BETWEEN 8.30 AM AND 4 PM There are a large quantity of School text books on various subjects, and also some good encyclopaedias and other reference books See us at 5 Chatham Road, Belmont (next to Swift depot) or Tel 886013 /4 during office hours.



VE IS IN THE AIR - VALENTINE'S DAY
Thinking of proposing or simply wanting to spoil the special woman in your life. Engagement and wedding ring set in 18ct yellow gold. Clarity of diamonds VS1 brilliant cut diamond with raised swirl of diamonds either side. South African ( December 2005 ) detailed valuation certificate R 10 750. Asking $120 million 9ct yellow gold , stunning, flat chain. Valuation certificate R 6 750. Asking $60 million In safe keeping with jeweller. Serious buyers phone cell 091-307184. Both the ring and necklace are eye catching, unique designs not available in Zimbabwe.

ART LESSONS PROFESSIONAL TUITION PHONE 28614

CARLOS'S CHEEKY CHOOKS
CHARCOAL GRILLED TO PERFECTION IT'S LIP LICK'N CHICK'N: WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS DEVON ROAD BETWEEN WEIR AND NAPIER BOOKINGS TAKEN BEFORE 12PM ON EACH DAY OR EARLIER TEL: 09 240939 / 011 421 241

CARLOS CHEEKY CHOOKS

LIP LICKIN CHICK N

500G BABY CHICKENS

CHARCOAL BRAAIED TO PERFECTION SIMPLY DELICIOUS-!! WE WILL COME AND COOK FOR YOU AT ANY OUT DOOR FUNCTION AND SAVE YOU THE SWEAT! PHONE 011 421241 - OR 240939

PLOT PARTIES!!!!
SPACE TO HIRE WITH LOVELY GREEN LAWNS & TREES. PLAYGROUND AND FLUSHING LOO FACILITIES. BRAAI AREA AND TABLES AND CHAIRS. WANT TO GET OUT AND HAVE SPACE FOR THE KIDS - A CASUAL AND PRETTY PLACE TO RELAX AND PICNIC OR BRAAI PHONE 09 240939 / 011 421 241 AND COME AND SEE FOE YOURSELF. SECURE PARKING & SAFE FOR THE CHILDREN EXTRA SHADE GAZEBOS AVAILABLE IF NECESSARY.

CHICKADEES PLAY GROUND TO HIRE FOR CHILDREN'S PARTIES. CLOWN TO HIRE WITH GIVE-AWAYS BALLOONS, BUBBLES & SWEETS. WE CAN ORGANISE, JUMPING CASTLES, PONY RIDES, CAKE / FOOD SPLASH POOL & DRINKS WHAT YOU WOULD WE WILL PROVIDE IF POSSIBLE PHONE 09 240939 / 011 421 241

MUSHE GARDENS / MUSHE ELECTRIC'S GARDEN MANICURE AT YOUR SERVICE Slashing, mowing and clipping of lawns.

Watering flower beds/shrubs and turning soil.

General collection of rubbish lying around

Hourly rate - $200 000 for one worker under supervision Extra $200 000 per additional worker
ELECTRIC'S
ALL HOUSE HOLD ELECTRIC'S BIG OR SMALL CALL MUSHE ELECTRIC'S HOURLY RATE $500000.00 PHONE 09 240 939 / 011 421 241

INTERIOR DECORATING WORKSHOP
Learn the simple basics to:-
# colour and how it affects you # creating clean space in your home # re-decoration on a small budget # turn your junk into $money # what is 'Feng Shui' and how does it work
The workshop will run Saturday 4th March - 9 a.m. till 4 p.m. and Sunday 5th March - 9 a.m. till 3 p.m For bookings and further information please contact Dinah Beaton Telephone: 237286 Cellphone: 091-354 453 Email: dinah@zol.co.zw

Morning everyone.
1) I have a wonderful opportunity of free accommodation for a Pensioner couple. A house in Welcome Glen - near Fish Hoek. The couple to live in a Granny Flat, have full use of the pool and for two months out of three have use of a Bakkie. Duties to walk 2 Dogs daily, keep an eye on the pool and generally care take the house - other duties to be discussed with the successful Couple. Please note that this is not within walking distance of any shops etc. 5 mins from shops Beach etc., with transport though. MUST have references and be known to the Rhodesian community.

2) A qualified Alzheimer Companion available for the Cape Town area. This Lady is personally known to me and comes very highly recommended. She is gentle and having had a family of her own, is well qualified to be a Companion to an Elderly person suffering from Alzheimer's. She is trained both by St Johns and here at Nerina. Please contact me on both accounts and I will put you in contact with the relative person/s.

WHY NOT SPOIL THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL FOR A ROMANTIC DINNER GRILLO'S RESTAURANT

TUESDAY 14TH FEBRUARY

THREE COURSE MEAL $ 1 200 000/ HEAD COMPLIMENTARY ROSE FOR THE LADIES CHOCOLATES

SEE YOU THERE KAREN
GRILLO'S RESTAURANT AND COFFEE SHOP ZONKE ISIZWE COMPLEX BRADFIELD BULAWAYO ZIMBABWE TEL: 263 9 880494 EMAIL: monkeygr@mweb.co.zw


Cars/Boats/Caravans/Motor-Cycles

LOTUS SUPER SEVEN DEAL TIME BOYS LOOKING TO SELL MY OR SWOP MY SUPER SEVEN FOR A BAKKIE SINGLE/DOUBLE CAB ISUZU/ NISSAN/ MAZDA IN GOOD CONDITION THAT IS WITH SMALL CASH ADJUSTMENT IF NEED BE! METALIC RED IN COLOUR ISUZU BILLET ENGINE 1500cc SOUND SYSTEM 17" RIMS AND TYERS NEW! ADJUSTABLE SEATS SERVO ASSISTED BRAKES HYDRAULIC CLUTCH PERFECT FOR GUYS/LADIES TO BOOST THEIR EGO AS IT IS A HEAD TURNER!!!
FOR VIEWING CONTACT STEVE 011 430 723.



LUXURY CAR FOR SALE CHRYSLER GRAND VOYAGER 1997 ONE OWNER , NEW TYRES , SHOCKS AND STAINLESS STEEL EXHAUST
CONTACT 011203168



FOR SALE
My faithful BMW Cheetah 1800/2000 series - a Classic! Still regularly used. Year of manufacture: 1970. Colour: Grey Z$70 000 000 negotiable. Contact: tel 211396 business hrs.

DOG TRAILER FOR SALE:
Registered, 3 compartment dog trailer, capable of carrying anything from 3-5 large animals at a time. Good condition. Must be seen to be appreciated. Serious cash offers invited. Contact Paul on 023 515 013 or jewels@netconnect.co.zw for further details.



I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD SECOND HAND VEHICLE, SEDAN. MUST NOT BE MORE THAN 4 YEARS OLD. PLEASE CONTACT GLENDA ON 230021 OR 011-606300
Employment

SMALLS

Help I need a gardener !! If you have someone please send them to No 2 Oak Avenue, house on the corner next to river estate 12th Ave Suburbs no name up, use to be Dr Mahomed's surgery. To ask for Foundation Agencies name Janet Milford

SEEKING EMPLOYMENT - 55 YEAR OLD RECENTLY RETIRED GENTLEMAN SEEKING EMPLOYMENT AS A DRIVER OR HANDY MAN. HAS CLASS 4 DRIVERS LICENCE. READY TO START IMMEDIATELY. CONTACT MR KENNEDY ON 468943



COUPLE NEEDED TO RUN HOUSEBOATS/LODGES IN BINGA Husband to be mechanically minded - Jack of all Trades Wife to be Computer Literate, Good peoples skills, Organizational skills Age between 35 - 50, No Dependant Children Job Provides Company vehicle and fuel for company business Domestic House, lights and water Salary on application
Contact numbers (051) 3680 011 415 601 Couple to Start immediately.



MAID REQUIRED
TOP SALARY AND PERKS AND ACCOMMODATION FOR A MATURE MAID. MUST BE ABLE TO COOK AND WORK WITH A SECOND MAID CONTACT 244160 OR 011203438



We would like to share a Gardener with someone, we are in Khumalo. Contact Jean on 011407753 or 250830

YOUNG LADY WITH 4 EXCELLENT A LEVELS SEEKS EMPLOYMENT. VERY QUIET AND UNASSUMING AND I CAN RECOMMEND HER AS DILIGENT AND EXCEPTIONALLY HARD WORKING

e mail - magskriel@mac.com



MATURE LADY SEEKS EMPLOYMENT IN THE SECRETARIAL/PERSONAL ASSISTANT FEILD. HAS EIGHT YEARS EXPERIENCE AND IS ABLE TO WORK UNDER PRESSURE. PLEASE CALL: 472981

Advertisement:-
Mature lady requires a Senior Bookkeeper/Accountant position. Experienced in Statutory Returns, Cash book, Debtors, Creditors, Salaries, Wages, etc. I have experience in the following packages: Pastel, Sage, Softrite, Belina Payroll, MS Office, etc. Contact Carmen 091308576.

O.Conolly & Co. (Pvt) Ltd is seeking a Receptionist for their Engineering Department. Applicants must be computer literate. Applicant will be required to deal with: Petty Cash E-mailing & Internet Faxing Typing of Quotations, Letters, etc. Receiving & making telephone calls Using the Pager General Office Duties If anyone is interested please phone (09) - 881655-9 and speak to either Terry or Nadine for an appointment. Please hand deliver CV with traceable references. No chancers please.


For Sale

Goods For Sale
Trisco Compression Tester, Model G-320 Mini Hand Power Puller - 2 Ton Capacity, Cable Length 13ft, Net Wt - 8lbs, Max lift - 5ft Versa Pak Black & Decker Cordless Drill 1 x FM Boxer Radio 1 x National Panasonic Radio 9kg Gas Cylinder Hot Tray Up right Deep Freezer Joe Davis Billiard Cue in a case Yashica Super 60 Electronic Camera, Electric Zoom 1:1.8, F=8-48mm, Japan Eumig Electric Camera, made in Australia Air Craft Navigational Astral Compass Various Bearings - 51101 / FG 56208 / 6202 / AEL S 205 - 100/DINW3-NTN NA NA 2025 / 6210N / HE 316 x 2 3/4" / NUP 309E - URB-Y-Romania / RMS10 / 6008-2RS / RLS12 / RLS7 ZZ / HJ-182616 / MRC 2035ZZ, Part no. 2467049 Machinery & Moulds For Foundry Second Hand Tyres - 1 x 12, 2 x 15 Rims 13 & 15 2 Small Back Windscreens Contact 202170 or 011 421 596



FOR YOUR MICROWAVE

4 PIECE BAKE SET (STARTER SET)

CORNING WARE COVERED BROWNING SKILLET - NEW CORNING WARE BACON / ROASTING RACK - NEW PHONE 233336 BETWEEN 1 AND 2 P.M.

FOR SALE
Hair Straighteners UK (As new) $ 10 000 000.00 Car Seat up to 5 years $ 25 000 000.00 Wooden Play pen With matters $10 000 000.00 White Cot $ 8 000 000.00 Wedding dress (Never worn) Cream burgundy Large size With Matching Burgundy Clock (Must see) $20 000 000.00 Large wooden coffee table fish tank with everything $35000 000.00 Samsung Microwave (New) $25 000 000.00 Assorted Stiletto shoes Size 6 Worn once only (UK) $2 500 000.00 Ea To view call 884434 or 091742216 ( reasonable offers considered)



FOR SALE
Cattle Branding Irons................Offers??? Cane Garden Suite.....................$4m Body Building Books................$2m -$4.5m Weight Training Equipment $7m Baby Cot (as new).....................$12m Baby High Chair.......................$8m Graco Push Chair ....................$15m Graco Baby Picolo( as new)...................$9m 9 month - 5 year Car Chair......$6.5m Stroller......................................$10m Baby Donut.............................$4m Telephone : Cell : 011-622-362/ 011-731-217 Home : 240082 FOR SALE 1999 NISSAN SUNNY.......FB14....FULL HOUSE......78000KMS......1 OWNER.... IN MINT CONDITION........MUST BE SEEN!!!!!! PLEASE NO CHANCERS!!!!! TEL : 011-731217 / 011-622362



SHOP FITTINGS FOR SALE
GLASS DISPLAY COUNTERS , WOODEN COUNTERS , GLASS DISPLAY SHELVING VIEW AT COUNTRY COTTAGE , 119B FIFE STREET (BTWN 12TH / 13TH) , BULAWAYO PHONE 74087 , 63788

Brand New Tools and workshop equipment 50/100L Air Compressors Air/Pneumatic Tools, Power Tools such as Drills and Angle Grinders Chain/Lever Blocks, Bottle and Trolley Jacks, Combination Spanner Sets, Socket Sets, Srewdriver/Plier Sets, Tap & Die Sets, Oil/Fuel Transfer Pumps, Elec. Multimeters/Tong Testers, Pipe Wrenches, Cutting & Grinding Discs, Drill Bit Sets and many more.

New Pioneer & GoodmansCar Frontloaders for Sale, Portable MP3's and Samsumg E350, Philips 355 and NEC 383 Phones for Sale. Please Contact Freddy McAlister on Cell: 091 344 259 or Tel: 280576 or E-mail: mactech@gator.co.zw for any info or prices



FOR SALE!!!
Miniature garden windmill Pot plants large and small Drift wood Hanging baskets Large gardening books in colour Two metal garden chairs with cushions Plant stand for holding baskets Two metal plant stands with shelves Children's nursery rhymes and fairy tales Small deep freeze G.E.C fridge Superior four plate stove with griller on top Two single beds with Dunlop pillow mattresses Two dressing tables Chest of drawers Oval plastic table and four chairs Sewing cabinet Enamel top table Portable braai Five wrought iron chairs with cushions Large wooden toy box One metal table single bed size Microwave Pyrex ware Crockery Cutlery Curtains Blankets Bed spreads Linen Kettle Snackwicher Electric iron Typewriter (Portable) Washing machine Small work bench with vice Two lock up wall tool boxes One large ladder If you're interested, please phone: 237449 (Bulawayo)

CELL-PHONE LINE FOR SALE:
'LIBERTIE LINE' - O91 NETWORK. PRE-PAID/PAY AS U GO. TEMP PURCHASE (JAN 2006) WHLST AWAITING CONTRACT LINE, SO RESALE AT COST $4.5 MIL (INCL AIRTIME). CONTACT 242685 OR 091 301013

Lounge suite for sale - $45million negotiable comprising 2 x single seater and 2 x double seater - Telephone 011 621 468 (Dudley

Brand New Tools and workshop equipment 50/100L Air Compressors Air/Pneumatic Tools, Power Tools such as Drills and Angle Grinders Chain/Lever Blocks, Bottle and Trolley Jacks, Combination Spanner Sets, Socket Sets, Srewdriver/Plier Sets, Tap & Die Sets, Oil/Fuel Transfer Pumps, Elec. Multimeters/Tong Testers, Pipe Wrenches, Cutting & Grinding Discs, Drill Bit Sets and many more. Please Contact Freddy McAlister on Cell: 091 344 259 or Tel: 280576 or E-mail: mactech@gator.co.zw for any info or prices

FOUND AFTER OFFICE CLEAN UP!
Very beautiful Oregon pine 'donation' boxes .... twenty of them! They were used to raise funds for the trauma centre many years ago. Someone with a bit of flare and imagination could find many uses for them, from jewellery boxes to petty cash tins big enough to fit our notes! Donations towards the purchase and removal of these to Mater Dei or Edith Duly. Please contact me at celine@netconnect.co.zw

FOR SALE
Not actually a set, but would go together well in a bedroom: Pretty, white painted dressing table with large triple mirror, $10m Large white chest of drawers, $14m 3 white bedside tables with drawer, $2m each White stool with thick rush seat, $1m Also a small white bedside cupboard, $1,5m All prices neg. Please phone 244155

For Sale ; two Nintendo Game Boy Colour each with four games and instruction booklets. they come with covers that hold four games, and the gameboy. they are in good condition and are ideal for ages 6-13 . Price; 6 million each to go as a pair or single Phone; Justin Robertson on 091 413 863 Wanted ; Window running for a series two land rover cab and doors. phone; Justin Robertson on 091 413 863

For Sale : Brand New Samsung Z500 cellphone, Colour video and sound. Contact Sarah Rudram 011-709215



Machinery for sale.
A leading and reputable engineering company based in Bulawayo (and Harare) are wanting to either sell outright or to swap for any other engineering related equipment in part or in total: These are all in good working order, but are excess to their current requirements:
MACHINERY ON HAND 1. 1X "Hytec" Down-Stroke Bending Brake - 3m 2. 2X Spot Welding Machines 3. 1X Fronius Transtig 2000 Welding Machine 4. 1X 125 ton Eccentric Press 5. 1X Broomwade Compressor 100lbsq inch We would be interested in any of the following: 1. Guillotine 3mt bed with a minimum capacity of 4mm for mild steel (Hydraulic or Mechanical) 2. Pipe Benders - any size 3. Hydraulic Press with a minimum bed of 1mX1m The person to contact is Mike Herbst on 09-78541/2/3 or on his mobile number 091 251 364.



Nokia 6230i for Sale. Blue Tooth,1.3 Mega Pixel camera with 32 mega bite Memory Stick, MP3 player. $30 million O.N.C.O Tel: Lawrence on 091240150 or 286194

for sale

I want to sell a lot of things like lounge suite,dining-room suite,double bed and headboard,double wardrobe,washing machine,petrol mower,hose pipe,deep-freeze[small],metal garden suite and various other household items ,they can either contact Joey or Clarence Tasmer on phone number 200660 .

FOR SALE

Ideal for Home Protection Brand New Glock 27 Compact Calibre - 40 2 x 10 round mags US$1700

Ideal For Practical Pistol Taurus 92F Semi automatic Calibre - 9mm 4 x 15 round mags US$1000

Contact Steve 011 616 864

FOR SALE
WHITE WOODEN BABY COT / WITH PLASTIC MATTRESS $ 8 MILLION PINEWOOD ROCKING CHAIR $ 6 MILLION NAVY BLUE BABY CAR SEAT $ 6 MILLION BLUE TRAVEL / BACKPACK WITH CARRY POUCH UNDERNEATH AND OVERHEAD SUN SHADE EXTREMELY LIGHT WEIGHT , BRAND NEW NEVER BEEN USED EXCELLENT FOR MOTHERS AND FATHERS TO CARRY BABY AROUND OUTDOORS OR FOR WALKING WITH BABY HANDS FREE. VERY COMFORTABLE AGES +/- 6 MONTHS UPWARDS. $ 10 MILLION MATCHING NAPPY AND ACCESSORY HOLDER FOR THE WALL. WHITE WITH LITTLE GREEN BLUE YELLOW PATTERN $ 600000.00 CONTACT 09 240939 / 011 421 241 ALL THE ABOVE IN GOOD CONDITION.
Houses/Flats/Offices

TOWNHOUSE OPTION FOR SALE:
Matseumhlope/Hillside, opposite CBC. One unit of 5 part complex. Unit built to roof level. Walls, electric fencing etc in place. Some allowances for utilities. Further planning/ development in-hand with reputable and well-known company. Offers invited - please phone 242685.

House wanted to Rent
4 bed roomed house with or without (prefer with) granny cottage wanted to rent from 1st April 2006. Long Lease offered. Please contact Ros on mcgahans@it.bw or Botswana +267 72704427



Cottage wanted to rent
Elderly gent, non smoker and non drinker, with very obedient dog as companion is looking for a cottage to rent from 1st April 2006. Please contact Ros on mcgahans@it.bw or phone Botswana +267 72704427

Burnside - thatched, modern cottage to let in secluded corner of 2 acre peaceful, secure garden. Suits single person. Sitting-room, mezzanine bedroom, bathroom with bath, basin, toilet. No kitchen but alcove for small fridge, microwave etc. One large built-in wardrobe, fitted carpet throughout, fully curtained and burglar barred. Cleaning, laundry and ironing offered. Phone 241477. Rent $5 million per month.

We are looking for a Shop to rent in Bulawayo. Please can you contact Linda Kreidl on 282051 or kreidl@netconnect.co.zw

COTTAGE TO RENT (April to October 2006)
Beautiful, fully furnished stone and thatch cottage on it's own private one and a half acres. Magnificent views and absolute quite surround this two bedroom cottage, with large sunny lounge, dining and kitchen area. DSTV available through cable from the main house or via your own card as decoder and dish installed. Lights and water included in the rent, together with a gardener. Would suit a single person but a couple may be considered. Please e-mail celine@netconnect.co.zw

WANTED HOUSE TO LEASE
Ex-farmers (Karoi) seeking house to lease, asap, reasonably sized, garden, fenced/walled & gated (for dogs) Desperate, PLEASE, PLEASE. Phone 240243 (evenings) 091 301 638

DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE A BUSINESS PREMISES FOR US TO RENT? WE HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS IN BULAWAYO FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS, AND NOW MAY HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN. WE NEED A WORKSHOP OF ABOUT 100 SQUARE METERS. WE HAVE TO BE OUT OF OUR CURRENT PREMISES BY THE END OF MARCH, SO NEED A PLACE FROM END OF FEBRUARY. OUR ESTATE AGENTS WANT US TO PAY $45 MILLION FOR OUR CURRENT PREMISES, ESCALATING AT 80% OVER THE NEXT 3 MONTHS (ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS). WE CAN AFFORD NO MORE THAN ABOUT $10 MILLION A MONTH, AS WE ARE NOT A HUGE MONEY MAKING BUSINESS. WE ARE A SHARPENING AND LOCKSMITH BUSINESS. PLEASE CONTACT PETER OR TERRY WATSON ON 69135 (B) 285963 (H) OR CELLS 011211021 (PETER) 011412727 (TERRY).

AVAILABLE FOR RENT : Secure Three Bedroomed Double Storey Semi in Bradfield Contact Maire on 72821/2/3 or 023 516 317 Pets

SPCA NEEDS YOUR HELP
WE ARE DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR RESPONSIBLE OWNERS AND GOOD HOMES FOR THE FOLLOWING:

GOLDEN COLOUR TOY POM ABOUT 15 MONTHS OLD, VERY CUTE AND LOVING (CASTRATED MALE)
TWO MALTESE CROSS DOGS ABOUT 3 YEARS OLD (MALE AND FEMALE) WOULD LOVE TO FIND A GOOD HOME.
BLACK GERMAN SHEPHERD CROSS FEMALE ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD WOULD BE A GREAT COMPANION AND EXCELLENT GUARD DOG.
5 YEAR OLD RIDGEBACK-CROSS MALE. VERY CALM ANIMAL WOULD MAKE VERY GOOD GUARD DOG.
LARGE BLACK LABRADOR CROSS YOUNG FEMALE LOOKING FOR LOVING HOME. 3 YEAR OLD MALE GERMAN SHEPHERD. (CASTRATED) YOUNG AND ENERGETIC AND GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
2 RIDGEBACK CROSS FEMALES NEEDING LARGE PROPERTY. EXCELLENT WATCH DOGS. ONLY 18 MONTHS OLD.
WE ALSO HAVE SOME LOVELY KITTENS WANTING TO FIND LOVING HOMES.
PLEASE PHONE SPCA 66598 OR 66593 AND ASK FOR BERRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP


Wanted

WANTED
a three phase generator in good condition, diesel or petrol, at least 30 kva. Please contact Fredi or Rita 246868 or 241211 Thank you.

TEACHING COURSE BOOKS
I would like to buy the following books: The Learning Revolution (Dryden and Vos) Geography Teaching in Southern Africa: an Introductory Guide (Hurry) Corinne Boswinkel alomotel@mweb.co.zw 66576 or 091 287 399

Wanted Urgently:-
Company or individual with a 3 - 5 ton closed-in vehicle to transport our goods from Harare to Bulawayo as and when required (this is normally about every one to two weeks). The consignment would entail transportation of wooden crates / boxes, lengths of formica worktop, and may at times include slabs of granite, which will be secured on a suitable "A" Frame. Alternatively, if we are able to arrange our own transport from Harare to Bulawayo, would anyone be interested to utilise this empty vehicle from Bulawayo back to Harare. Interested parties should please contact Lindsy at Romeo Kitchens on Tel:- Byo - 72805 / 888465 or e-mail me at romeokit@mweb.co.zw

Looking for 2nd hand punching bag. Please contact Helen on 880770/1

WANTED
a three phase generator in good condition, diesel or petrol, at least 30 kva. Please contact Fredi or Rita 246868 or 241211

WANTED TO PURCHASE

NICE SOLID TEAK OR SIMILAR GOOD WOOD DESK

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WANTED JAFFEL IRONS AND WAFFLE IRONS / MACHINES CONTACT 09 240939 / 011 421241



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