Morning Mirror Edition 846 - 03/09/2019 MORNING MIRROR WEBSITE www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Look out for us on Facebook! The Official Morning Mirror Facebook Group. Please contact magskriel@mac.com for information on how to place your advert. Morning Mirror is a publication run for the benefit of Bulawayo's only geriatric and frail care home. EDITORIAL THE DREADED SWIM SUIT PURCHASE I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing suit. When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing suit for a woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are designed for the pre-pubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip. The mature woman has a choice she can either front up at the Maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away looking like a hippopotamus who escaped from Disney's Fantasia - or she can wander around every run-of-the-mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of fluorescent rubber bands. What choice did I have I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe, by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot, which give the added bonus that if you manage to actually lever yourself into one, you are protected from shark attacks. The reason for this is that any shark taking a swipe at your passing midriff would immediately suffer whiplash. I fought my way into the bathing suit, but as I twanged the shoulder strap in place, I gasped in horror - my bosom had disappeared! Eventually, I found one bosom cowering under my left armpit. It took a while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my seventh rib. The problem is that modern bathing suits have no bra cups. The mature woman is meant to wear her bosom spread across her chest like a speed hump. I realigned my speed hump and lurched toward the mirror to take a full view assessment. The bathing suit fitted all right, but unfortunately, it only fitted those bits of me willing to stay inside it. The rest of me oozed out rebelliously from top, bottom, and sides. I looked like a lump of play dough wearing undersized cling wrap. As I tried to work out where all those extra bits had come from, the pre-pubescent sales girl popped her head through the curtains, "Oh There you are!" she said, admiring the bathing suit...I replied that I wasn't so sure and asked what else she had to show me. I tried on a cream crinkled one that made me look like a lump of masking tape, and a floral two piece which gave the appearance of an oversized napkin in a serviette ring. I struggled into a pair of leopard skin bathers with ragged frill and came out looking like Tarzan's Jane pregnant with triplets and having a rough day. I tried on a black number with a midriff and looked like a jellyfish in mourning. I tried on a bright pink pair with such a high cut leg I thought I would have to wax my eyebrows to wear them. Finally, I found a suit that fitted... a two piece affair with shorts style bottom and a loose blouse-type top. It was cheap, comfortable, and bulge-friendly, so I bought it. My ridiculous search had a successful outcome. When I got home, I found a label that said, "Material will become transparent in water. ++++ Watchdog !! Please be informed that the Cancer Centre will be closed from the 27th August 2019 and will open on the 5th September 2019. Any inconvenience caused is sincerely regretted. On behalf of the Chairman, Committee members, staff and cancer patients I thank the following for their very generous donations, support and kindness. Our organisation is truly grateful. Fawcett Security Safeguard Security Mine Machines Mr. Basil Fernandes Prbhav Associates P/L ++++ 2) Notices and Events ALL EVENTS IN THE ROBERT SIBSON HALL THE ACADEMY AND PERFORMING ARTS BULAWAYO THURSDAY 5 SEPTEMBER AT 7.00 P.M. SPECTRE Bond is back in the 24th (and currently the last) Bond film. A cryptic message from his past sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind SPECTRE. A swaggering show of confidence, a feat of pure cinematic necromancy. [The Daily Telegraph] Party time for Bond fans, a fierce, funny, gorgeously produced valentine to the longest-running franchise in movies. [Rolling Stone] It's a slick, beautifully photographed, action-packed, international thriller with a number of wonderfully, ludicrously entertaining set pieces, a sprinkling of dry wit, myriad gorgeous women and a classic psycho-villain who is clearly out of his mind but seems to like it that way. [Chicago Sun-Times] A positively rip-roaring joy from start to finish. [IMDb] Admission: $6.00 [free to Film members] FRIDAY 6 SEPTEMBER AT 7.00 P.M. FACCIO: AMLETO 'Amleto' (Hamlet), an opera by Verdi's contemporary Franco Faccio based on Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' was premiered in 1865 in Genoa and staged in 1871 at Milan's La Scala but a disastrous performance led to its withdrawal and it wasn't heard again until its 'triumphal rebirth' (Deutschlandradio Kultur) at the Bregenz Festival 150 years later in 2016 when it was widely recognised as a masterpiece. Anticipating the musical language of later Italian verismo composers, the opera combines lovely musical interludes with superb vocal writing. This production offers all an Italian-opera-lover could possibly desire. [Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung] It carried terrific punch... and if plans are not already afoot to bring it to the land of Shakespeare, they certainly should be. [Telegraph] It stands the test of time better than a lot of works that are regularly programmed. The Bregenz production and performance put it forward in the best possible light and the technical values of the recording are excellent. Definitely worth a look! [Opera Ramblings] Admission: $6.00 [free to Red Carpet members] THURSDAY 12 SEPTEMBER AT 7.00 P.M. UNITED 93 'United 93' is the story of the take-off and hijacking of United Airlines Flight 93 by terrorists, the discovery by passengers with cell phones that other hijacked planes had been steered into the World Trade Center towers, and the realisation that their plane was being steered toward Washington D.C. It is the film of the year. I needed to lie down in a darkened room afterwards. So will you. [Guardian] United 93 stands as a towering, unforgettable testament to the bravery of the people who died that morning. [Daily Mirror] It is emotionally raw yet unsentimental; it is both brilliant and troubling. [BBC.com] Admission: $6.00 [free to Film members] FRIDAY 13 SEPTEMBER AT 7.00 P.M. BERLIOZ: ROMEO AND JULIET Berlioz died 150 years ago on 8 March 1869 Berlioz was a passionate lover of Shakespeare and from the play which first ignited his passion created a huge 'dramatic symphony' which surrounds the conventional four movements of an orchestral symphony with various vocal episodes culminating in a grandly operatic finale. Sir Colin Davis is without peer as a Berlioz interpreter and it is good to have this fine (and often inspired) account' it has great fire and dramatic intensity, as well as the sensibility and poetic feeling we associate with him. Quite apart from the virtuosity of his wonderful orchestra, listeners will be riveted by the singing of the three soloists' The video direction could hardly be bettered. A thrilling performance.' [Penguin Guide to Recorded Classical Music] Admission: $6.00 [free to Red Carpet members] ++++ 3) Congratulations ++++ 4) Condolences/In Memoriam/Wreath Funds EILEEN GOSTLING (FORMERLY - EASTLEY) Eileen passed away on Thurs., 27th. June, 2019, at the age of 97 years & six months. She leaves behind her sons, Dave (U.K.), Rob (Aus.), and step-daughters Beryl (S.A) and Denise(U.K) formerly GOSTLING, and their respective families; she was Aunt to Robin Hobson (U.K), and Ray Smithwick (Bulawayo). Eileen worked at the City Hall in the early fifties, then at the RAILWAY CO-OP in the late fifties, before moving to PHILPOTT & COLLINS during the later sixties and into the seventies. She, and her late husband, Frank, moved to the U.K for five years in 1980, and to Perth, Australia at the end of '85. In 2016, her son Rob, moved Eileen from her home in Perth, W.A., to Hervey Bay, Queensland, to be closer to Rob's family. she is now in the 'bundu in the sky'. (Submitted by Rob. Eastley). ++++ Bron, Margot, Natalie and all your family, I am truly saddened to hear that your amazing, gifted and loving mum Mrs. Miles has passed away. Mrs. Miles, Rest in Eternal Peace. My thoughts and prayers go out to all at this very sad time. Fly with the Angels Mrs. Miles! All my love.Sue Clarke ++++ 5) ROSES AND RASPBERRIES ++++ 6) Pets Pet Hilton Kennels and Cattery for the best care of your pet when going away, or when your bitch is in season. Nick available to do parlour work on all breeds; and to train dogs for domestic use (when over 1 year old). Tel Margaret Bernard on 2242979 or 0775 043983 for enquiries or bookings. ++++ 8) Bulawayo News SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS APPEAL FOR HELP Our shop shelves are bare, our kennels are struggling, Pease help! We need to restock our shop shelves and would appreciate any unwanted saleable household goods, books, magazines, jam jars, clothing, ornaments, glassware, crockery etc. Absolutely anything we can sell to make money to help our kennels. We have Ecocash for your convenience. Donations for our kennels can be dropped off at our shop. The kennels are always in need of old newspapers. SHOP HOURS Monday 2pm - 3.45pm Tuesday 9am - 12 pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm Wednesday 9am - 12pm 2pm - 3.45pm Thursday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15 pm Friday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm First Saturday of each month 9am -10.45am ++++ 9) Harare And Gweru News ++++ 10) Wining, Dining and Coffee Houses ++++ 11) PROPERTY FOR SALE OR TO RENT RODOR PROPERTIES (PRIVATE) LIMITED 5A, 9TH AVENUE, BULAWAYO PROPERTIES FOR SALE NEW LISTINGS MONTROSE BUT, 3 bedrooms, lounge, fitted kitchen, domestic quarters, walled and gated HILLSIDE 4 bedrooms, lounge, fitted kitchen, cottage, swimming pool, working borehole, neat garden, walled and gated RIVERSIDE Incomplete 4 bedroomed house with a complete neat cottage, walled and gated MAHATSHULA BUT, 4 bedrooms, fitted kitchen, lounge cum dining room, neat cottage, walled & gated. PARKLANDS BUT, 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, domestic quarters walled and gated We are always looking for more properties to sell and rent in all sectors of the property market, and have registered potential buyers/tenants. We offer a complete service of property valuations. CALL: (029) 22 74581/3 or 0773-366207 PROPERTIES TO LET Burnside 3 bedrooms (bics) lounge separate dining room, study, fitted kitchen, bathroom separate toilet, laundry, flatlet (rooms), numerous outbuildings, staff quarters, borehole, swimming pool. Esigodini 3 bedrooms (bics) (mes) bathroom separate toilet, shower, lounge separate dining room, kitchen, storeroom, two cottages, comprising 1 bedroom, with toilet and shower, carport, borehole, fenced and gated. Land size: 1, 5 Hectares Prices for all properties for sale and to let on application Call (029) 2274581 ++++ FLAT TO LET Duplex garden flat with 2 Bedrooms 1 and .51 bathrooms , Lounge and Dining Room combined with secure verandah. Bathroom recently tiled and beautiful modern refurbished kitchen in secure electric gated complex. Lock up and go. Situated in Famona. For more details and please contact 0776986518 or 0775168460. ++++ Small 2 bedroomed furnished house in Hillside to rent. Animal lovers only as owner overseas and would require pets to be cared for. Suit single person of sober habits - non smoker. Rent inclusive of rates, full time domestic worker and part time gardener. E mail applications only - margsoost@gmail.com ++++ Office accommodation available Offices available in quaint house with wrap around veranda, fully furnished with office desks and chairs. Set in secure fully walled gardens. Automatic gate. A short distance out of town. Suitable for professional business. Please contact 0773064911/ 0774023411 ++++ Property for sale and rent A small family of 3 seeks affordable accomodation around the eastern surbub areas for October 2019. Accomodation must have at least 2 bedrooms. Contact 0772802607 ++++ PROPERTY FOR RENT Executive self contained cottage situated in Hillside. Consisting of two bedrooms, lounge, combined dinning room kitchen, bathroom and toilet. Fully furnished. rent inclusive of electricity and water. Available immediately Suit single person or couple of sober habits. Non smoker. No children, no pets Contact 0712 917 094 (No chancers) ++++ 12) Accommodation in South Africa HOOPOOE HAVEN GUEST HOUSE, FOURWAYS, JOHANNESBURG We are offering secure, affordable three star BnB and AA highly recommended self-catering cottages near Fourways. We are a small, peaceful country guest house just a few km away from the hustle and bustle of Fourways, Sandton, Monte Casino, Northgate Coca-Cola Dome, 4 shopping malls. The guests staying at Hoopoe haven are amazed at friendly atmosphere and the size and quality of the lodge bed and breakfast and the self-catering cottages. Facilities of the guest house and lodge including free wifi, kids play area and restaurant. Our rates range from Self-catering cottages per unit from R650 (sleeps 2) R1 050 (sleeps family of 2A + 2C), R1 380 (sleeps 4 - 2 bedrooms), R1 600 (sleeps 6 - 2 bedrooms). B&B in lodge from R465 to R645 per person sharing (B&B), or single occupancy from R600 to R820 (B&B). Ultra-Luxury Tented Camp sleeping 2 Adults at R700.00 per night or larger tent sleeping 4 Adults at R1 040.00 per night. Being ex-Zimbabweans we welcome guests from Zimbabwe. If you mention that you found us through reading the Morning Mirror you receive a 5% discount. web site : www.hoopoehavenlodge.co.za email: info@hoopoehavenlodge.co.za cell: Tracey - +2783 314 0987 ++++ Polokwane Affordable Overnight Accommodation Biddy and Gerhard invite you to make yourself at home at their Affordable Self-catering Overnight Accommodation, which is situated in a beautiful garden and ideally based for visitors passing through Polokwane or shopping here. If you are here for work or pleasure, and you are looking for a comfortable and relaxing stay, book your accommodation with us. Facilities Laundry Facilities*Swimming Pool/Secure undercover Parking on Premises All Rooms has Flat screen TV with DSTV (Extra Package) Air-conditioning in each unit/ Hairdryer Camping Cot available / Wi- fi available - once off fee R100 unlimited use. Check-in: 02:00 PM Check-out: 10:00 AM Rates: R600.00 for first 2 people in Rest and Ride and R 50pp there after All other units: R550 for the first 2 people per unit & R50pp thereafter. I only 1 person per unit R 450 pn In case of cancellation within 1 week of arrival or an early departure, you will be held liable for full payment as per original booking. Overnight Accommodation Rooms Melody - Sleeps 4 - Self-catering Unit: Main bedroom: Queen bed. Ensuite: shower and toilet. 2 single sleeper couches in lounge area. The unit has a fully equipped self-catering kitchen with a 4 plate hob stove & oven; fridge-deepfreeze. The unit has a private braai area. Harmony - Sleeps 4 - Self-catering Unit: The main room has a queen bed and the adjoining room has bunk beds. The unit has one bathroom with a bath, shower, basin and toilet. Flat screen TV & Air-con in Main Room. The unit has a fully equipped kitchen with a 2 plate stove-oven. The Unit has a private braai area. Rest & Ride - Sleeps 4 - Semi Self-catering Unit: Largest Unit: Room 1: 2 single beds (that can be used as a queen). Room 2: 2 twin beds. There is one bathroom with shower and basin and a separate toilet in the unit. Each room has a microwave; coffee making facilities; bar fridge & Flat screen TV. Access to cutlery, crockery, fridge-deepfreeze & braai under the Lapa Area - Patio set that comfortably seats eight persons. Swimming pool views. Cozy corner: Sleeps 2 (singles) - Semi Self-catering Unit: One room unit: has 2 single beds against each other or apart. There is a shower and toilet on suite. Unit has a microwave; coffee making facilities; fridge/deep freeze; Flat screen TV. Access to cutlery, Patio set that comfortably seats you. Weber available for braaiing. Location: 13 Woodbush Street, Polokwane, 0699 Close to Makro & Gateway International Airport - just off of the N1. GPS: S 23 52. 35.1'E 029 27 22.2' Hostess: Biddy Fourie +27 82 410 7325 biddy@overnightpolokwane.co.za ++++ 12b) Accommodation and Travel In Botswana ++++ 13) Accommodation and Travel In Zimbabwe ++++ 14) Catering and Food ++++ 15) VEHICLES FOR SALE OR HIRE ++++ 16) Travel and Tours ++++ 17) Computers And Electronics ++++ 18) Lifts Wanted And Offered ++++ 19) Seeking Friends I'm looking for my sister-in-law Paulette and her son, Brian Wood. We live in Oklahoma, USA and have lost contact with them. Brian's parents are Owen and Paulette Wood; his grandparents are Graham and Betty Sly. My family are Ben and Betty Wood, and one brother Owen. We lived in former Rhodesia 1946-1960, then in South Africa for many years. Owen married Paulette and they had one son Brian. Sadly both Paulette's parents, my parents and my brother are deceased. The last time I heard from Paulette, she and Brian were in Durban, South Africa. Meg Hebblethwaite meghebb@gmail.com ++++ 20 ) SITUATIONS VACANT AND WANTED SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Mature lady seeks employment as a house-keeper / childminder. Has basic cooking but willing to learn. Good with children and pets. Employment can be full time or part-time. Please contact 0788 074 127 ++++ LOOKING FOR A HOUSE-KEEPER Hard-working, mature and experienced house - maid wanted. At Matsheumhlope. Must be prepared to start ASAP. Please contact 0775 585 310 or 09 - 881490 for more details. Or report @ No. 74 Bonnacord Rd, Westondale, Bulawayo ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Mature hard working lady seeks employment as a house-keeper. Has basic cooking and good with infants and children. Willing to learn baking and cooking. Live in or out. Please contact 0772 372 736 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT A mature lady with a pleasant personality and many years experience workshop as a PA / Secretary / Receptionist seeks employment. Holds a clean 4 drivers licence. Please contact 0783 295 334 / 0774 846 988 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT A mechanically trained, honest and hardworking Class 2 driver seeks a position. Please contact 0715 290 274 or 0778 563 513 ++++ Freelance guiding opportunities. Pathfinders in Victoria Falls is looking for a free lance guide to run a FGASA nature enthusiast course in the first 2 weeks of September. Applicants must have a Zimbabwe guide license. Must have a FGASA level 2 qualification. Minimum clean class 4 drivers licence. Must have a defensive driving certificate and PSV licensed. Position is on site in Victoria Falls. Interested persons to please contact cv@pathfindersafrica.com ++++ Bulawayo based busy safari company looking for a senior book-keeper to take books to trial balance. Must be able to demonstrate good experience (at least 3 years at the same company), be neat and orderly, and be able to efficiently keep track of, and on top of, a multitude of tasks and events. The office is small, there will be one or two other people working in the same space. Salary quoted in USD and paid at bank rate. Please email CV to jubalodge@gmail.com closing date 31st August 2019 ++++ Private Secretary Job Wanted I am a middle-aged woman who has 22 years experience in office work with knowledge of Company Secretarial documents, stocktaking, basic bookkeeping and is computer literate. I have also had experience in overseeing the office in the absence of the manager. I am hard working, willing to learn and loyal. If you are interested, please call GAYNOR PRICE on 0772953564 or Whatsapp a message on 0778828573 to set up an interview. Available to start immediately. ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady seeks employment as a nurse-aide. Holding a Red Cross certificate, did her attachment at Ekhuphumuleni Home. Able to help around the house. Employment can be full time or part time. Please contact 0775 055 292 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a nurse- aide. Holding a St Johns Ambulance certificate did her attachment at Hillside hospital. Able to do day or night duty. Can help around the house as well. Please contact 0773 672 383 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady holding a St Johns Ambulance certificate seeks employment as a nurse aide. She did her attachment at Ingutsheni Hospital. Can look after the elderly and children, Well spoken, friendly hard-working person. Please contact 0783 780 876 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a nurse aide. Just finished her training at St Johns Ambulance and her attachment at Ekhuphumuleni Home. Willing to do night duty and help around the house if there is a need. Please contact 0778 606 305 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Nurse -aide seeks employment. Available immediately. Holding a valid St Johns Certificate and has worked at Bulawayo Nursing Agency, Mbuma Hospital and private homes. Able to do night duty. Willing to help around the house as well. Please contact 0773 111 487 or 0772 114 764 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady seeks employment as a house-keeper. She has basic cooking and baking. She is good with all the household cleaning, dusting and laundry. Current reference available. Live in or out preferred. Please contact 0782 032 103 ++++ 21) SERVICES C. A. SERVICES FOR ALL YOUR BUILDING CONSTRUCTION WORKS- 1) EXTENSIONS, ALTERATIONS, BRICK BOUNDARY WALLS, TILING, PAINTING 2) ALSO SUPPLY RIVER SAND & PIT SAND - FREE DELIVERY 4 TONS & OVER WITHIN 10km OF HILLSIDE P/O CALL 0772303269 2240107 (office hrs) ++++ BEAUTY TREATMENTS Tired, stressed and Tense Enjoy a relaxing massage and muscle toner which will leave you feeling energized and renewed, Please contact: 09 - 60498 ++++ SERVICES PRIVATE CATERING Contact IAN JOHNSTON if you would like to have beef, lamb, pig or whatever meat you want, on a spit, whether it be for your wedding, birthday party, etc. Book early to avoid disappointment. Contact Ian on 0712 215 373 or 0783 698 573 (w/app) or email ianbjohnston51@gmail.com ++++ ANTE NATAL CLASSES, BABY VACCINATIONS and BIRTH ATTENDANT/ DOULA I teach a set of 5 classes covering pregnancy, labour, baby care, breastfeeding and other information. I also do a "crash course" for out of towners. These classes are valuable even if you're having an elective CAESAREAN SECTION!! Please book early. I can be with you at the hospital when you're in LABOUR to help you to cope! I also work part time at a BABY CLINIC :-) For any further information contact SISTER JAN JOHNSTON on (09) 466741/2 from 8 am til 12 pm Mon to Fri or (09) 2237240, 0712 728 350 or 0772 749 749 (w/app) or email me on jicsj@yoafrica.com ++++ Rob Sinclair is an expert plumber. He has had many years of experience. Anything to do with loos, bathrooms, geysers, plumbing. Rob Sinclair is your man. Phone Rob on 0772230551 ++++ 22) Health And Beauty ++++ 23) Tuition ++++ 24) Miscellaneous For Sale ++++ 25) WANTED TO BUY OR HIRE ++++ 26) Clothing And Fashion ++++ 27) Boats and Fishing ++++ 28) Garden, Decor And Home Kraal manure $2.00 a 50 KG bag. Free delivery over ten bags. Phone Ollie on 0771289677 ++++ JILL'S SUPER ORGANIC COMPOST BLACK GOLD 99% WEED FREE EXCELLENT FOR POTS, VEGETABLES, FLOWER BEDS, SEEDLINGS AND LAWNS. WILL DELIVER 2 X 50KG BAGS OR MORE LOCALLY - MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. PHONE 246688 or 0778495599 ++++ 29) TIDBITS The content that is published in Morning Mirror does not necessarily reflect the editor's opinion. Morning Mirror reserves the right to refuse any advertising or content. ++++