MORNING MIRROR EDITION 84 1 March 2004 Virex check completed In this edition 1 SHE WHO MUST BE EXTREME 2 SMALLS 3 THOUGHTS FROM ABROAD 4 CONGRATULATIONS 5 CONDOLENCES Rottnest Channel Ocean Swim February 21 2004 Solo Crossing By Joanne Kriel What is it that makes us 'weird' athletes go out and do crazy things, like the Rottnest Channel Ocean Swim from Perth to Rottnest Island. What sort of inner drive do we have, or is it a complete madness! that makes one want to swim 19.4km across shark infested, stinger congested, cold and treacherous seas? What makes us want to swim until our lips and eyes blister and swell, our skin shrivels and bleeds and our arms are torn from their sockets? Something I guess, you will never know until you try it for yourself. Standing on the beach at Cottesloe and looking far out to sea towards Rottnest Island is quite a spectacular sight. It really does not look that far, but today the ferries aren't running, sorry! so you will have to swim across. So, what's on the menu for a long distance swimmer? A honey sandwich?. Have you ever tried a honey sandwich dipped in the white froth of the tips of the ocean waves and mushed between the teeth whilst half drowning? Should try it sometime! Can you rest whilst eating? NO! Can you hold on to your paddler whilst drinking? NO! You have to tread water with honey sandwich in one hand and drink in the other and work the rest out for yourself. And, they say that you should never eat on the run! And tell me! How does a lady try and look her best in a long distance swim and remain a lady at all times? I have often wondered why I have had trouble in the past finding myself a man, and after looking at the state of my face and body both before and after the swim, I know why. It is fairly 'grotto'! The wardrobe is quite simple really. Find the tightest and smallest pair of bright blue, pink, yellow and maroon togs. Throw in a lot of leg, buttocks and chest and you should be right. Delicately place a latex cap to hide your head and don't forget the latest pair of hot Gucci goggles. The body treatment is quite a lengthly process and requires a fine art in its application. Smother a layer of sunscreen in every nook and cranny. Slip into your swimmers, slop on your sunscreen and slap on some wool fat. Place another layer of sunscreen into every other nook and cranny and you have just applied your stinger repellent, shark adherent and a little something to keep out the cold. This is the real pheromone treatment for attracting the men. And ladies, this is the the best part! The make up of all make up. Take a royal blue zinc stick and rub it firmly across your face, nose and ears. Apply a shade of off white zinc across the shoulders, neck and arms. And finally, apply a beautiful rose pink zinc onto your delicate little lips. My, my! You are dressed to kill any man in sight. So what does a distance swimmer think about during the swim? Very easy really, don't think! We blonde's are very lucky and have this natural gift of being able to disconnect our brains from our bodies. Just one arm in front of the other, breathe and let your loyal paddler do the rest, (your paddler who has to remain by your side every stroke of the way) Whatever you do don't think about those blood sucking, stinger-like critters that wrap their tentacles around your neck and fry your brain. And then there are the Sharks. Why is it that in the month leading up to the swim that we insist on watching the documentaries on the breaching shark, the nature of sharks, their cycles and their habitat? I saw every species of breaching and jaw gnashing shark known to man. I saw every size and shape of hammer head, great white and Grey nurse type shark you could find. No 'Rotto' swim is ever possible without the tireless support of your boat and paddle crew. They are the backbone of your journey and they are your security blanket, your eyes your ears and your sanity. Their job is very simple and they have the easy end of the deal. All you have to do is find a boat, fill it with enough fuel for at least 10 hours and find yourself a skipper who will not run over your bony little butt. Two paddlers that can share the load and two crew to watch out for passing ships in the night. They have the easy end of the bargain. All they have to do is pass the occasional drink, warn you of the odd shark and dance naked on the roof of the boat when you get bored. Not much to ask for. I mean really, the swimmer has to do all the hard yakka! The Rotto swim is an eventful journey from beginning to end. It is a fairy tale procession of boats and swimmers lining the Western Australian horizon. A great feat and a fulfilling day. Crossing the finish line of the Rotto Swim will confirm one thing for sure. It was all worth it! All the months of hard training was worth the pain. Visits to the physiotherapist, masseur and personal trainer was well worth the expense and the blood sweat and tears during the event was well worth the effort. We know very well that we deserve that applause when we hit solid ground.. We have earned that respect and that is why we weird and wonderful athletes do these crazy things Jo -- you are one incredible little girl !! All 49 kgs of you !! ++++++ SMALLS HOUSE NEEDED 3 Bedroom lock up garage Borehole and security walled . Also require servant quarters. Preferably in following areas: Malindela Hillcrest Famona or Bradfield. Some real money available. Please telephone Mrs Van Schalkwyk tel no 282912 anytime. +++++++ OFFICE WORK REQUIRED 50 year old blue eyed lady, looking for office work. Computer literate, I am honest and hardworking. I am single, and self-sufficient, therefore I need to start as soon as possible. Linda Warwick http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=stoki@netconnect.co.zw ++++++ WATER BOWSER FOR SALE 800 litre water bowser with fitted pump for sale Offers invited Please reply phone Jack 242559 +++++++++ APIARY I am very interested in starting with Bees, If anyone can help with bee hives and other equipment please could you help, I am willing to pay for what ever you can give me. I need the bee hives as a first on my list, if you can't help any info on where I can get from will be appreciated. Thankyou Contact me at http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=franmare@netconnect.co.zw or phone 240210. +++++ For sale Leatherette + Draylon 6 seater lounge suite - 3M Brass + glass room divider / tv stand - 900 000.00 Brass + glass coffee table + 4 side tables - 800 000.00 Dining-room suite, 8 seater + dresser - 5.5M 4 drawer chest of drawers Maroon bedroom suite - 3.5M Please phone 211556 or Cell 011 206 595 ++++++++ The Theological College of Zimbabwe (TCZ) now located at the renovated Hilltop Motel now called the Hilltop Campus. It is a college where Christian men and women are trained over a period of 3 years to be pastors, christian workers and missionaries. Currently there are 16x 1st year students, 17x 2nd year students, 13x 3rd year students, 5x 4th year students and 8x part time students. There are computers onsite for the students to use, but far too few for the students needs. Donations of 486's or Pentium computers would be gratefully received for usage by students to complete their assignments, etc. For further details or donations please contact John Stambolie Phone no. 287034 or 287033 or e-mail him on http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=johnstambolie@netconnect.co.zw ++++++++ FOR SALE Very large, spacious two bedroom flat in prestigious block. Near city centre. On second floor. Lounge/cum dining-room, two bedrooms, two bathrooms - one with shower, good size kitchen - plenty cupboard space - enclosed verandah - parking facility nearby - Intercom system on front door. FOR SALE 4 Bedroom House - North End - for Sale Lounge, dining-room, Large kitchen - walk in pantry - separate scullery - 4 bedrooms - main en-suite with dressing room - second bathroom with shower - separate toilet- Bar lounge - Outside playroom - Garage with guest room attached - Double servants quarters - swimming pool - tarred drive ways - beautiful established garden - access to well water. All fenced and gated Contact Ken Scott 091 303741 or Sherryl Scott 091 312579 or Home 206769 +++++ FOR SALE 2 x CBC School Tracksuit Tops - size ( large) $45000.00 each 1 CBC Blazer- size 36 - $40000.00 Tel : 62105 w Ask for Cate or Alex ++++ Netone Pay as you go Line, serious offers only Pentium 1 Computer, full multimedia celeron computers, one of which is a high end new PC contact : 011214091 ++++++ HOME NEEDED Looking for homes for 2 Jack Russell dogs:- Male 5 years Female 3 years - spade. Please contact Colleen on 230507 (Byo). +++++++ LOOKING TO RENT Family looking to rent 3 - 4 bedroom house urgently. Please contact - Shelly - 091301661 - landline 474798 or Chris 011206456. +++++ I am looking for an industrial sewing machine. The machine must be electrical. If you can help please contact me: http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=vmchangana@yahoo.com or Cell 023 755 943 +++++++++ KARATE GI'S Do you have a karate gi of any size and condition lying idle in a cupboard ?. Please we at OM's Shukokai Karate Club are always in need of Gi's for the students. They are hard to come by so if you have one that you would like to get rid of or sell please phone Darlene on phone cell phone no. 091 240465 or home - 241135. Many thanks. ++++++++ For sale Pine Bedroom suite - Queen size base and mattress with headboard and 3 Mirror dressing table $900 000.00 Record cabinet and hi fi stand $150 000.00 Kist $250 000.00 6 White plastic garden chairs @ $6000.00 each Single bed and mattress $100 000.00 Fish Tank stand $50 000.00 White 4 drawer chest of drawers $250 000.00 Double bed base and mattress with headboard $300 000.00 Dressing table and stool (match previous but painted white) $200 000.00 Hoover washing machine with spin dryer $200 000.00 Display cabinet with cupboards $250 000.00 Dining-room Suite - table 6 chairs and sideboard $700 000.00 Imperial chest deep freeze - as new $900 000.00 Telephone table with seat $50 000.00 Oblong table $50 000.00 Half moon table $50 000.00 2 kitchen chairs @ $4000.00 each Oval formica kitchen table $60 000.00 Oblong kitchen table $40 000.00 Superior 2 plate stove $300 000.00 Kitchen stool $3000.00 Vegetable rack $2500.00 Desk fan large $40 000.00 Desk fan medium $20 000.00 Desk fan small $10 000.00 2 fans (need attention) @ 5000.00 each Small side table $3000.00 Tel Sherryl Scott 091 312579 +++++++++ Pensioner has vehicle to sell as times are tough! 306 Peugeot 1999 model 48000 Kilometers on the clock Air Conditioning Radio Full alarm immaculate inside asking price 45 Million negotiable Please phone MR BECK 200638 Mornings between 7 and 8 am ++++++++ Advertising and Publicity Club Date: Tuesday March 9 2004 Venue: Meikles Hotel Programme Making The Difference ADVERTISING MARKETING SALES Gary Thompson Minky Walters Don McDevitt What's Happening? DIRECT MARKETING PROMOTION PUBLIC RELATIONS Chris Thompson Allan Riddell Judy Macdonald Creating Winning Teams and Strategies: Stan Higgins Closing keynote address: Is There A Future? - Eric Bloch Enquires - http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=accesspr@mweb.co.zw +++++++ BULAWAYO ALZHEIMERS SUPPORT GROUP just to let you know we are still around , and to inform you that our AGM will take place at Senior Citizens Club, 11a Clark Road, Suburbs. on the 21st March at 2.30 PM. All interested parties are welcome. We are also now incorporated with the Harare group and our national name is Z.A.R.D.A. The Zimbabwe Alzheimer's & Related Disorders Association . Frances Stanbury Chairman Bulawayo Alzheimer's Group Support ++++++++ FOR SALE WRS Hostess Trolley - complete - in good condition price $750000.00 GEC twin tub Washing Machine - suitable for small washes - good condition - price $500000.00 GALVANISED STEEL PIPING - 62 metres - 1.5 inch dia - in very good condition - price $40000 per metre TEL: 243281 ________________________ WALK FOR HEALTH FOR HOSPICE Come to the ASCOT RACE COURSE on THURSDAYS AT 4PM TO 6PM and WALK For Your HEALTH while you help to raise funds for BULAWAYO ISLAND HOSPICE SERVICE Bring and Walk with your Friends Walk in safety while you walk for fun and fitness on a 3KM circuit around the ASCOT TRACK Cost: $500 per session $200 pensioners/children per session Entry at the MAIN GATE +++++ PAINTED DOG CONSERVATION I am acting Arts and Crafts Coordinator for the Painted Dog Conservation Project our near Hwange. We are in need of: 1 or 2 table-top paper cutters (guillotine) preferably donated, but will consider reasonable price. Want type with measurements marked on the board, SHARP blade only. These for use in our Arts and Crafts program. Contact: Painted Dog Conservation: Wendy Blakeley Phone 018-710 PO Box 72 Dete +++++++++ FLAT FOR SALE FAIRSPIRE COURT, FAMONA, BULAWAYO FULLY CARPETED TWO BEDROOM FLAT. IN IMMACULATE CONDITION, CLOSE TO TOWN INCLUDES COVERED CARPORT, 24 HOUR SECURITY PRICE: $ 130 MILLION FURTHER DETAILS PLEASE CONTACT NORMA TEL : BULAWAYO 61624 +++++ STAFF WANTED Excellent wages with many fringe benefits is offered to a above average experienced, honest cook/housemaid. Required to start a.s.a.p. No accommodation offered - Burnside area. Work contact phone number is Mrs Jones 881107 . E-Mail no. http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=hectic@mweb.co.zw ++++++ CAPRI DEEP FREEZER 210 LTR - NEW - $1,800,000-00 SUPRA 34" COLOUR TV - BRILLIANT PICTURE AND SPLIT SCREEN - $3, 000, 000-00 FISHING BOX - CONTAINS, SINKERS/WORMS/HOOKS YOU NAME IT, FOR BASS, BREAM AND TIGER FISHING AND FOUR REELS - $1, 500,000-00 ALSO A NUMBER OF FISHING RODS FROM $80 000-00 TO $150 000-00 COMPLETE SET OF SPALDING GOLF CLUBS - $800 000-00 KAREN SISSONS TEL : 09-242765 CELL : 091 292 486 +++++++ ************** name: Eleanor Campbell email: http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=eleanor.campbell@ctscotland.com I am looking for people called van Staden who used to live in Jacaranda Avenue in Bulawayo in the late 70s, early 80s. There was Stuart and Poppy and they had a sister Priscilla Beck (but she had remarried and can't remember her new married name) and she had two children Natalie and Freddie. I visited them at that that time. My name then was Eleanor McKechnie and I used to date their brother Chris who is sadly now deceased. Would love to have an e-mail address. Look forward to hearing from you. Thanks for your help. Kind regards Eleanor ++++++++ Great News - at long last we have a group of ladies who have volunteered to get the Walks going again at Ascot Race Course. Unfortunately there are only a few volunteers willing to do a duty and all for a THURSDAY. So for now the Walks will be on a Thursday only. WALK for Health for HOSPICE Come to the ASCOT RACE COURSE on THURSDAYS at 4pm to 6pm and WALK for your HEALTH while you help to raise funds for BULAWAYO ISLAND HOSPICE SERVICE. Bring and Walk with your Friends. Walk in safety while you walk for fun & fitness. On a 3km circuit around the ASCOT TRACK. COST; $500-00 per session for adults and $200-00 per session for pensioners and children. Entry at the MAIN GATE. THANK YOU TO THE BULAWAYO PUBLIC FOR YOUR WONDERFUL SUPPORT. +++++++ FOR SALE Beautiful large oak side board in good condition {old}. $2,5 million http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=knickers@netconnect.co.zw +++++++ Elizabeth Van Rensburg aged 34 married with two young boys is currently suffering from a Brain Tumor. This has left her almost completely incapacitated, as the pressure on the brain builds up. She has undergone surgery to fit a Ventriculoperitioneal Shunt to relief the pressure, but has suffered several complications with this becoming detached internally and with infections. This has meant repeated hospitalisation and surgery to rectify the problems, both here and in Harare. Unfortunately the Tumor has now started to grow at an alarming rate and an operation is required to remove it. As you will appreciate, this operation will cost an enormous amount of money, the exact amount is not yet confirmed. However to date the medical bills (shortfalls) have amounted to approximately $ 12 million, and now the above mentioned operation will be an addition to this. We are therefore appealing for any assistance towards the paying of these bills. The exact amounts outstanding will be made available to any interested parties wishing to give assistance. Anyone interested in helping please contact: Sid Fourie on the following:- Home: 09 226913 Mobile: 091 269 897 Work: 09 472061 - 7 Fax: 09 474823 E-mail: http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=sfourie@samuelosborn.co.zw +++++++ 4 piece Royal lounge suite, consisting of 2 x 2 seater couches , 1 rocking chair and 1 ordinary chair. This suite is in immaculate condition covered in green draylon. Phone 242190 or cell 011 601037 +++++++ Lizzies Tel 285576 Cell 011 205 428 I would like again to thank the wonderful friends who have given me jars. The response has been wonderful and I am most grateful. The need is never ending and would still appreciate any surplus anyone has. I would also appreciate any guavas on the green side as they make delicious jelly. The ripe yellow ones do not carry the pectin required for a really good gel. I am most willing to come and pick them myself. If anyone would like a list of the products I make and have stock of I can be contacted on the telephone number above or my email address is http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=emnorman@mweb.co.zw Thanks everso much again for your kind response. Lizzie ++++++++ BULAWAYO FLORAL GROUP The next meeting will be on Wednesday 3 March 2004 at 2.30pm in the hall at the Church of Ascension, Leander Ave/Kent Rd, Hillside. Guest Speaker - Mrs. Norma Carnegie Exhibits - Theme "Out of the kitchen garden." ++++++++++ Anyone Going to Malawi? We have a small box of books that we would like delivered to Blantyre or Lilongwe. Brian Jones 'amaBooks http://us.f304.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=amabooks@gatorzw.com , 091 274 341 , 283403 =+++++++++++ CONGRATULATIONS TO SHIRLEY (NEE BANCROFT) AND TONY FOUCHE A DAUGHTER HANNAH ELIZABETH CONGRATULATIONS TO JOAN AND TONY BANCROFT proud grandparents !! +++++ CONDOLENCES GRANNY MARY STANTON