Morning Mirror 62 1st September 2003

DR. SEUSS’S COMPUTER

Many of you have asked why a computer crashes. It is usually very technical but maybe this will help. 

Dr Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash (Read it to yourself aloud it’s GREAT) 

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error. 

If your cursor finds a menu item by a dash, and the double- clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash! 

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so the icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang! 

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you’ll have to flash the memory and you will want to RAM your ROM, then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! 

Well! That certainly clears things up for ME.! 

CONGRATULATIONS

Births - Day - Kayla a beautiful daughter to Sean and Nikki.

Congratulations to Brian and Christina Carroll on the birth of their daughter.

CONDOLENCES

• Ian Stewart - ex Falcon College

• Bert Tink - dearly loved husband of janet, father of Ashley and Dea,

• Renee, Candice, Joanne and Dalton

• Frank West

• Jean Albason

• James Gifford

• Reg Mouat

• Maureen Hill beloved wife of Doug, mother of Cheryl, Gareth and Debra.

• Angus Bridgeford

• Gordon Kubie

• Pinky Biyam

• Rob Gee

• Doreen Sullivan

• Lucy Manuel

• Winnie Dakamela

• Lillian Hope Campbell

• Francis Brittlebank dearly loved mother of Savanna and and Christopher.

• Lyn Boswell deepest sympathy to Ron, Carolyn, Debbie and Bridget

• Jim Gifford beloved dad of ROBIN, PETER, ANN AND TRISH

MOVIES

• CITY ONE TRANSPORTER 18

• CITY TWO UNFAITHFUL 18

• CITY THREE TWO WEEKS NOTICE AA

• CITY FOUR STAR WARS EPISODE 11 AA

• ELITE 400 BLOW AND VERY BAD THINGS 18

TIDBITS

FRIDAY IS WORLD SECRETARIES DAY.... SO BE NICE TO THEM THIS WEEK !!!

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