Morning Mirror 46 - 13th April 2003

In this edition

Lady Birds and Bluebonnets


CROSSING THE EUPHRATES

Our view of things is often quite short-sighted. The long span of human history is a story of victims and victimizers rolling in the dust, first one on top and then another, until all are all finally covered in the dust. There is no better place on earth to see that history than in the Mesopotamian valley where the ancient city of Baghdad is located.

In a recent article, Bill Moyers recounted that history:

    The headline "Marines Cross the Euphrates" got me to thinking....

    Do they know? Do they know, these young Marines, this elite
    American fighting force. Do they know Alexander the Great
    crossed the Euphrates, too, on his way to battle and empire... With
    . . .  an army 40,000 strong, their l3-foot spears gleaming in the sun.

    The mighty Darius also crossed the Euphrates, and on these plains
    met Alexander in battle. Xenophon … Xerxes and Sennacherib...they
    crossed the it, too. The Sumerians crossed this river...the Akkadians,
    Hittites, and Amorites. The Semites, as well.

    The Euphrates is the largest and longest river of western Asia. And
    where it meets its sister the Tigris became the fertile womb of
    Mesopotamia, birthplace of civilization. A thousand gods sprang
    forth here — and cities like Persepolis, Seleucia, Nineva, and
    Babylon.  Somewhere between these rivers lay the Garden of Eden.

    Adam and Eve, exiled, crossed the Euphrates fleeing East of Eden.
    Writing first appeared here -- myths and legends took hold.
    Gilgamesh, the Flood, the prophet Jonah, the Tower of Babel.
    Sargon, beloved of Ishtar, won 34 battles here, ruled twice as many
    cities, and vanquished his foes. Inana, goddess of love and war,
    slaked her thirst and passion here. Hammurabi proclaimed his Code…

    And on these stones is all that remain of conquests, rebellions and
    battles — the violent death of rulers — prisoners of war disposed of
    by execution. For five thousand years the story repeats itself, the
    victory of one, the defeat of the other. Tribes and gods turn on each
    other. Omens fill the literature: "A powerful man will ascend the
    throne in a foreign city," it is written. "They will lock the city gates
    and there will be calamity in the city," it is written.

    Even Ghengis Khan met his match trying to get here. The last
    word has always been written in the sand. Cities and states lie
    buried beneath it. The great figures who once held sway here
    Ashunrasirpal II, Tilglath-pileser III, Shamish-Adad V, King Nino,
    Queen Semiramis, King Shar-Kali-sharr. Suleyman the Magnificant,
    the Ottomons, the British, have all been carried away.

    Five thousand years from now, who will be crossing the Euphrates?

    What will remain from our time? And what will be remembered?

            - Bill Moyers


A more intelligent kind of war humour...

The British speech : (Lt.Col Tim Collins)

"If you are ferocious in battle, remember to be magnanimous in victory, We go to liberate, not to conquer. We are entering Iraq to free a people, and only flag that will be flown in that ancient land is their own.

Don't treat them as refugees, for they are in their own country. If there're casualties of war, then remember, when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death.

Bury them properly and mark their graves. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest, for your deeds will follow you down history. Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birth of Abraham. Tread lightly there."

The US speech : Vice Admiral Timothy Keating

"When the president says 'Go', look out - it's hammer time" (followed by We Will Rock You at high volume).

(Thanks to Yvonne)


SMALLS

THROW OVERS

Do you know of anyone that makes throw over for covering furniture? Please contact as I am looking for some to make me 4.

Heather Vosloo
hearthvo@telconet.co.zw
011 208 107
67644

COTTAGE NEEDED

Cottage wanted for rent: I am looking for a cottage to rent from May, somewhere in the Hillside/Burnside areas. If you can help, please phone me, Mike Aveley, on 023-517393.

GARDENER NEEDED

REQUIRED:  EXPERIENCED GARDENER WITH TRACEABLE REFERENCES TO WORK IN KUMALO.  MUST HAVE GOOD GARDENING AND POOL CARE KNOWLEDGE, BE HONEST RELIABLE AND ABLE TO WORK ON HIS OWN.

CONTACTS sguest@mweb.co.zw
 OR CALL 023 406 737

HOUSE NEEDED TO RENT

Chantelle ...... email address: iversens@telconet.co.zw is looking for a house to rent.

DOMESTIC WORKER REQUIRED

I am looking for an English speaking Domestic Worker with immediate effect. Can you please help.

scott@mweb.co.zw

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Wedding Dress  -  Size 38

Contact Dana on 091 240181

GARDENER NEEDED

Mature reliable garden worker.  Live in possibility.  Need references. 

Contact Kim 245492.
Office Tel / Fax:  ++ 263 9 245855 or 243059
Factory Tel / Fax:  ++ 263 9 77833
selous@mweb.co.zw
www.courteneyboot.com

 HOUSE WANTED TO RENT

We are looking for a secure home in Bulawato to rent. Must be in a decent area.

Please contact the Nielsens on the following address znielsen@mweb.co.zw

STAFF NEEDED AT LAVENDER BAY

Once again I am looking for staff.  Carol, my right hand, is leaving at the end of May to start a Chef's course in SA.  So I urgently need to find a replacement. 

I need someone responsible and reliable with loads of initiative.  Someone who can be counted on to get down and do the job without having to be instructed all the time.  Someone who will be able to manage the shop when I am away.  She needs to be computer literate and will be expected to input purchases and sales into Pastel.  Pastel knowledge not necessary. as it's a very easy programme to learn.  She will take over the basic day to day running of the shop.  Cashing up, banking, decorating, serving customers, ordering etc. 

She needs to be presentable and have a very friendly, patient nature.  Someone with a dash of energy would be good!  I would need her to start in the middle of May.  Age is not really an issue as Carol is 18 and I find she is very capable and efficient. 

Please would you help by forwarding this to as many people as you can.  Your help is greatly appreciated. With thanks and best wishes

Karen Dalton
09-238272
011 408 907

FOR SALE:

  • JVC Multi-system Video player/recorder (will not record from TV, only another video so is ideal for video editing) This item is in mint condition, having hardly been used.
  • Philips 15"  colour TV, adjusted to accept video signal but not ZBC.
  • Imported LPs mainly 70's All mint condition.
  • Boxed set of Beethoven's 32 Piano Sonatas by Daniel Barenboim. Absolutely mint condition.
  • Assorted pre-recorded cassettes, mostly 60's/70's, plus 40 odd recorded/re-recordable tapes. $250 each
  • 3 cassette storage boxes, 33, 34, 72 capacities.
  • 1 CD storage (12 CDs) unit
  • Assorted novels, classics and cookery books. All mint/excellent condition. From $1000 each.
  • 4 tennis racquets
  • 1 old shape squash racquet new racquet grip
  • squash balls, new and slightly used
  • new pack of 3 tennis balls
  • 2 badminton racquets, 1 Carlton, 1 Yonex
  • 5 new shuttlecocks
  • 2 sets shin-guards
  • Gents dinner suit, hardly used, imported, size 38-40 chest, 34 waist
  • Gents St. Michael all wool brown suit, size 38-40 chest, 34 waist, new
  • Gents St. Michael all wool navy double breasted blazer, size 38-40 chest, as new
  • Assorted soft toys
  • Monopoly, Cluedo, Othello, Boggle, 2 jigsaw puzzles.

Tel. Pam on 241638 or e-mail at jopa@netconnect.co.zw

PROPERTY FOR SALE IN WORRINGHAM

22km from Bulawayo (2km off Beitbridge Road on narrow tar). 35.28 acres with excellent water. Large proportion of property arable, with 2 boreholes & reservoir. Electricity & telephone connected. Kopje outcrop with dam view - potential site for a home. Seasonal stream. Small store.

Contact:  Ingrid Hugo
Tel: 088 - 486
Cell: 011 409 550
hugo@ecoweb.co.zw

BULAWAYO CITY COUNCIL

The new look at our intersections are very depressing.

Ballast stones are very hot and unattractive. Any plants surrounded by this will suffer the heat. While I understand the need to conserve water and energy, there are plants which don't require constant watering, they would serve to keep these intersections as attractive as they have been in the past. There are not many towns that have this intersection feature, and it has always been special to Bulawayo. Hope we can come up with something more attractive than ballast stones.

BYO RESIDENT

DOMESTIC WORKER RECOMMENDED

Anyone need a domestic servant? I am happy to recommend a lady who has done some work for me - she is 30, reliable, efficient. She lives in Hillside, so would not need accommodation if she were to work in the area. She says she can cook, but I have not put that skill to the test.

Margie Rees
rees@gatorzw.com

BEAUTIFUL PEDIGREED,

REGISTERED PERSIAN KITTENS, SEVERAL COLOURS, AVAILABLE NOW

CONTACT MRS LAMB TELEPHONE: BULAWAYO 241945

COTTAGE NEEDED

Young responsible couple looking to rent a cottage or small house in Bulawayo.
Please contact : Paul/Michelle 091312469 or 091402838

Many thanks

LOST DOG

Lost about a month ago Jack Russell female, white with rust spots, with docked tail. Answers to the name of Twigsy, Lost on Hillside

Road, Telephone 256488 Steve Shannon.

HOUSE FOR RENT.

Golden Oldie in Suburbs area:

Fully fitted kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 2 lounges, dinning room, study/pantry, 2 bathrooms built in cupboards, fitted carpets, double lock up garage, single domestic quarters, 2 bedroom cottage with bathroom, kitchen and lounge. No borehole or swimming-pool.

Will be available from July/August, can be rented fully furnished or empty.

We are specifically looking for someone to rent for Forex to raise funds for study overseas. If interested please contact:

Craig and Mell Jones
phone; 023 838 482 (cell)
cramell@netconnect.co.zw

MAZDA 626 STATION WAGON FOR SALE

Model: September 1993
Colour: White
Mileage: 136 000 kilometres
Has had regular services and is in immaculate condition.
Has air conditioning, radio/tape, central locking & alarm system.
Near new tyres.

Contact:  Ingrid Hugo
Tel: 088 - 486
Cell: 011 409 550
hugo@ecoweb.co.zw

HOUSE SITTERS AVAILABLE

House-sitters available from 25th May to 25th June approx.  Careful elderly couple - animal lovers Tel 285333.  

Joan Quick

House for rent in Hillside (near CBC) & 3 loving pets looking for good homes.

  • 4 bedrooms
  • 3 bathrooms (2 en-suite)
  • Sun lounge/TV room
  • Lounge
  • Dining room
  • Large fitted kitchen
  • Double servants quarters
  • Lock up garage
  • Car port
  • Wooden shed
  • Outdoor laundry
  • Walled, fenced & gated.
  • Established garden - lots of lawn!
  • Borehole.
  • Portable plunge pool (for sale)

Worth $80 000 per month but we are negotiable as long as the garden is kept flourishing.  Forex would be great, of course.

Available July (possibly June)

We have a garden boy who does not live on the premises who is willing to stay on, if needed.  If not, he has another job to go to already. We also have a male (neutered) ginger cat (5 years), a gorgeous male staffie (3 years) and a cute little boston x fox terrier (18 months - excellent watch dog) that we are looking for  homes for.  They are all inside (on the furniture!) pets and adore people, especially kids.  They, especially the Staffie, are like our 'kids' and we are desperate to find them all loving homes.  Suitable for real dog lovers only!

Contact Steve or Gayl Smythe
091 410 875 or 011 410 875 respectively
283010
luncarty@telconet.co.zw

VACANCY - BOOK KEEPER.

Mature book-keeper with a minimum of 15 years experience required. Must be computer literate with knowledge of Paste version 5, Belina payroll and Microsoft Office. Quiet, suburban working environment. Interested persons to send C.V. to:

The Advertiser
P O Box AC 761
Ascot
Bulawayo

By the 25th April 2003. Only shortlisted applicants will be invited to interview.

ISUZU SINGLE CAB NEEDED

I am looking for an Isuzu 2.8 single cab 2001 model or newer.If you have any queries you can contact myself on 011409744.

Your help is greatly appreciated
 Bryan Lowe

TYRES FOR SALE

4 tyres - 184x14, Bridgestone - new, but just travelled from Petersburg; 85,000 each. Tel 280532 or 011-860490.

Thanks very much.

CONDOLENCES

Sincere condolences to the families of the following

  • JOYCE SHERLAW
  • RICHARD PEARCE
  • A.R. (POPS) RADLOFF
  • OLGA STOCKEN
  • KEN ROSELT
  • ARTHUR TURNER
  • FRANCES MUGARI
  • KENNETH ROSELT
  • PATRICIA GREENE
  • EMMANUEL ANAGNOSTOPOLOUS
  • NUNGFOO AHSING


TIDBITS

MORE VOICES FROM THE PAST

What about 'Uncle Bob" (Bob Ross) and his girlfriend Sonia Hatton?

NEVER give up, for that is the time and place that the tide will turn.

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

"There is always a disposition in people's minds to think existing conditions will be permanent. They will not."
Charles Dow

Stay Strong ... ROCK ON

MOOD RING

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. You know, the ones that change color to reflect mood changes. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

Thought for the Day:

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring.
He sends you a sunrise every morning.
Whenever you want to talk, He listens.
He can live anywhere in the universe, but He chose ...your heart.
Face it, friend -- He is crazy about you!


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